I want this new O/S everybody refers to

[Social Enemy]

I really want to try this new O/S everybody keeps calling me about called Microscroft. I've taken about 50 calls today from my call center and I at least 30 of them are running this new O/S.. Anybody else have any experience w/ this new operating system?? <img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[ßracius]

Assuming that you are cracking joke, HAHAHAHAHAHA

[DANIMAL]

[quote]Originally posted by Bracius:
<strong>Assuming that you are cracking joke, HAHAHAHAHAHA</strong><hr></blockquote>

Maybe he is running an all MS-dos Compuuter store!

:D :D

[Gollo]

Is this for real? :rolleyes:

[shamus]

microwho?

[Social Enemy]

Actually this post was meant as a joke to poke fun at all the people who can't even pronounce Microsoft right. I kid you not, that I have at least 20 customers a day tell me that they are running Microscroft when I ask them what O/S they are using.. Where the hell are they getting the cr from out of Microsoft?? And no matter how many times I pronounce it right for them they still mispronounce it.. :mad:

[ephmynus]

Just start telling them it's pronounced "Microcrap" :D

[Milenko]

me: What OS are you using?
luser: Microsoft
me: What version?
luser: 2001

ummmm - that'll be $200 to fix.

[KINGofBLEH]

I like calls about Office 98, Windows 97. I also get the occasional call for problems with the "blue e".

[GilStuart]

I remember back in the early '70s when I was working at a Radio Shack in NW Fla, customers comming into the store wanting a "churstl" (crystal) microphone, as their CBs would get more power than with the original dynamic mike.

[WebHead]

There's a guy I know, who no matter how many times I call it PhotoShop and tell him it's called PhotoShop, he keeps calling it Adobe. It's like, "Dude, Adobe makes many applications,.... QUIT CALLING IT ADOBE!!"

[Radical Dreamer]

I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux) :D

[Social Enemy]

[quote]I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux)<hr></blockquote>

LOL, I had some customer call me today and wanted me to help her install this program called Linux. "Hi, I was referred by one of your techs there to install this program on my computer called Linux and it would solve all my Microsoft problems, but I can't get it to install, can you help me?" :eek:

[EvilCabbage]

[quote]Originally posted by Social Enemy:
<strong>

LOL, I had some customer call me today and wanted me to help her install this program called Linux. "Hi, I was referred by one of your techs there to install this program on my computer called Linux and it would solve all my Microsoft problems, but I can't get it to install, can you help me?" :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>


I certainly can help you maam, now, just get your blender, place your left hand in the blender.. thats right.. now just flick that switch..

[Daemon]

[quote]Originally posted by Radical Dreamer:
<strong>I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

HAHAHA I like that, Im going to call my Linux box that now

and my BSD box the Demon OS

[Darksteel]

See, these people trying to get "the penguin os" need to learn enough to know that they know next to nothing, like me. thats why im not going to switch to linux for a couple years when ill know much more about computers.

[Radical Dreamer]

[quote]Originally posted by Darksteel:
<strong>See, these people trying to get "the penguin os" need to learn enough to know that they know next to nothing, like me. thats why im not going to switch to linux for a couple years when ill know much more about computers.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Its not as hard as it seems

[JungleMan1]

[quote]Originally posted by Radical Dreamer:
<strong>I like it when people ask me where they can get the penguin OS (Linux) :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Tell them you'll set them up with the latest Red Hat Linux for the low cost of $199. :D :D :D