DriverGuy Holiday Presents

[WinDrivers1]

Also, I really haven't received any of your gifts yet, could you please post a note as to what you've sent me in case I don't get it in time, go ahead, be creative, let it flow!

[Darren Wilson]

I did send you a years subscription to VirtuaGirl, but for some reason the User ID & Password don't work anymore http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smile.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smile.gif

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Visit my BRAND NEW Site from the 4th November 2000.

The Carpers Lodge.net (http://www.carperslodge.net)
The Webs Number One Resource for Today's Carp Angler.

[AlienDyne]

Scott,
I sent you a nice cosy bed to get some sleep, a couple of weeks ago.
Haven't you gotten it yet???

Have a nice Holiday season! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smile.gif

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"Matter is passive. In spite of its power, it can't be controlled without the human mind." Sokrates

My Hardware Info, Hardware Media and Computer History page (http://www.geocities.com/alienhardware)

[bcgreen]

your weight in ONEHUNDRED dollar bills? AND ONE OF MY STARS!!!!! merry christmas to your family from mine.

[KeyComputer]

You mean you have not recieved my old Commodore 64, 1541 disk drive and that slow and useless dot matrix printer???
Merry Christmas!!!

[Price Sicard]

A copy of OS/2 http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smile.gif

[Whodatt]

I got you the same thing you got me last year........nothing. http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm27.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm2.gif

[ilovetheusers]

I got you a gift certificate for coal.

[AnyTwo]

I sent a whole bunch of snow - don't tell me they delivered to the wrong house! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm1.gif

[TrackMan]

I sent you a Windows 95 and 98 uninstaller. I'm sure you already have it, here's how you use it:

1.) Put the emergency boot floppy into your disk drive
2.) Power on your computer
3.) At the prompt, type, without qoutes, "format c: /s"
4.) Press "y"
5.) Wait for uninstaller to finish

You are now ready to run DOS and Windows 3.x!

If you wish to uninstall Windows 95 and Windows 98 and use Linux, you are able to use another uninstall utility on the disk.

1.) Follow steps 1 and 2 above
2.) Type "fisk"
3.) First press "3"
4.) Press "3" to delete any logical drives you might have
5.) Press "2" to remove the extended partitions
6.) Press "1" to delete the primary partition
7.) Press "esc" to leave the Delete partition screen
8.) Press "esc" to leave Fdisk
9.) Restart your computer

Congradulations, you have uninstalled WIndows!

Merry Christmas Driver Guy, remember my gift when good ol' Bill p's you off, or when Windows starts to get flaky.

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I was going to be a procrastinator, I just never got around to it.

[carrgt]

I got you a P5 running at 7.5 ghz with 15 gb ram 300 gb hd and a tnt 5 w\512 mb ram.... oh yea and a 1-1/4 floppy drive
No...Im sorry thats for next year.

[Evildruid]

Well driverguy i sent you 4 cases of vodka and 3 cases of scotch. Unfortunatly i sent them US postal main so they should arrive about the same time microsoft writes a OS thats worth a damn.

[ocdt]

I got you a houston intergrated board, with a celeron processor, 4500 rpm drive, 32 mgs ram,and a special ATI video card for all of your high end gaming needs. Enjoy

[pm4345]

I am sending you all my POS customers and their equipment.

Enjoy! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm14.gif

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Say what?

[Percy]

I got you the entire Burl Ives Christmas collection on LP, two pounds of Swahilli Mint sausage, one partridge (plus pear tree) and a piece of black licorice that I found stuck to the back of my couch.

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Perseverance in all matters.

[Garfield99]

Here are the presants that are winging there way to you from your friends in England.

(1) Nut's & Bolts 98

(2) Pc-Chips Tx-ProII Mobo + 16 meg EDO Dimm
and Cyrix PR150 Cpu

(3) Now i'm not sure which to send you it's a toss up between a 1.2 Gig Quantum Bigfoot or a 850 meg JTS Drive oh what the hell it's christmas i'll send both.

They may arrive a little late as i only threw the package in the sea on Wednesday so if the currents are good it should arrive some time Christmas 2044 so keep your eyes peeled.

Merry Christmas And A Happy New Year to everone who works and visits WinDrivers


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-Garfield99-

[tekgeek]

A couple of MAC Plus`s , an Apple II GS ,
and of course an imagewriter printer with
a broken ribbon mask. Merry Christmas.

[murphy1]

Well I am feeling kinda Christmassy so...
I am sending to you.....

Thoughts of happiness and well being, peace
and above all well being. Merry Christmas from my family to all the techies out there.

[clascomp]

http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm3.gif

I was going to send you a case of tequila, but then I thought UPS would just break it or swipe it. SO I DRANK IT!!!

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Hope you have a very MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Thanks for the forums!!

[Larommi]

I just knew I forgot someone.....I'll get you next year!! http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/big/h0h0h0.gif

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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track,
only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

[sheller]

Sorry to say but I didn't get you much this year. What is important to me is this: You need to know that the page you run, and all the time you spend on it is appreciated by thousands of people on a daily basis. It's a beautiful tool and I havn't found one better.

So ' Thanks ' - From all us geeks! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm7.gif

[frankrizzo]

i got you a rubber glove

[InsaneTech]

I sent you a 21" monitor box, but dont get your hopes up, its just a lot of styrophome popcorn, dig through it, there's treasure in it, an anceint piece of 30 pin 256k memory, an antique, those are worth something aren't they.....
LOL http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm9.gif

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Knowing me in any way may
be hazardous to your mental
health, causing an inability
to function normally within
society. You have been
warned, and thus, loose
all rights to sue me!
http://www.gtsnow.com/josh

[fishyfool]

I sent you two hookers and a box of edible underware.
Enjoy!

[algorithm_x]

Ok hows this, I will send you my wife, and I get to keep the kid's. Deal?

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Bah friggin Humbug

[Silverman]

I sent you Merry Christmas and Happy New Year. Is it there yet?

[standsølid]

I sent you an iMac... you know... a large paperweight for all those important documents

[smokeonit]

dos 3.0 on 5.25 floppies and some 256k 30 pinners.. ho ho ho!!!!

[EggGut]

I sent you a copy of AOL 6.0. I Know Its on everyones x-mas list. Hope You Like it!

[TheHaus]

I sent you that great new CD I just got in the mail yesterday...America Online ver 6.0 TURBO!!!!! Merry Christmas. Your welcome.

[SiCkNuT]

I dunno what I got you yet coz I haven't got my gifts yet. You can have anything that I get and don't want or duplicates! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm12.gif

[myarema]

http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm42.gif A nice tin of John West Salmon

[wheresmycar]

I would get you something... but for some reason... i can't seem to find you in the white pages http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm1.gif

[TheLow1]

A few nasty customers http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm41.gif

[Chunga]

Scott, don't have much to offer but my thanks....my job wouldn't be nearly as easy (or fun) if you were a programmer as opposed to a tech...this, sir, for you and your family:
http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/biggrin.gif

Much happiness, and better luck with servers in the New Year

Ron Myers
(Chunga)

[gotbyk]

I was going to send you a pair of tweety bird slippers, but I didn't want to wait in line at wal-mart!
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[NooToo]

DG, I thought you believed in Father Christmas...Getting everyone to tell you want they sent you would ruin the surprise!

But, if you must know before christmas day, then I'll DCC you a whole bunch of good wishes for you and yours and some extra wishes for your servers to keep them running.

HoHoHo

[glock]

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL!

[temp]

I sent you a brand new HSP MODEM WITH THE MOST UPDATED DRIVERS FOR IT ....You will be online in a flash ......sometime next year ..:-)

[temp]

I sent you a brand new HSP MODEM WITH THE MOST UPDATED DRIVERS FOR IT ....You will be online in a flash ......sometime next year ..:-)

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[Paul Cunningham]

I've sent you a lovely boxed edition of Norton Utilities. That should help with any bugs on your server.

Now assuming you put it on on the 26th, I'll try logging on about 2004

Happy Christmas

[Deathdefyer]

You want a subscription (full) to virtuagirl? login/pass is dirty/harry URL is virtuagirl.com have fun man and merry christmas!

[Syk07]

I got you a fat man in a big red bag that I caught trying to break into my house last Christmas eve. Enjoy!


Merry Chrismas DG http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm45.gif

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"Life is hard...But its harder if you're stupid!"
John Wayne

[This message has been edited by Syk07 (edited December 24, 2000).]

[Chevelle]

"Life is like a box of chocolates, You never know what you're gonna get"


Best Wishes Driver Dude

[sprkymrk]

http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm7.gif
I am sending you my opinion, which is worth a lot. http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm12.gif
And my opinion is that you have a very cool site. I will also put my advice in your stocking (which is also quite popular and costly) http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm35.gif
My advice is to have a Great Holiday Season and keep up the good work. Thanks for all you do, this eggnog's for you!
Mark

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Sparky Mark
If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

[SteveNorris.com]

My Gift to you is to let you know about www.humanclick.com, (http://www.humanclick.com,) you can use it for your front page to let users know when you are "online" instead of the truly terible ICQ tool that always says "disabled".

Love the site!

[rfmathis]

Scott, I'm sending you thanks for a great site (made even better with the upgrade) and all the help I've received from everyone on it. Also, if you or any of the moderators are ever in my neck of the woods, you're entitled to a drink. Merry Christmas!
Thanks, Reg

[DrewJoh]

I got you a new E-Machine computer and it even came with a $50 instant rebate, a $100 mail-in rebate, and a $400 MSN rebate! It even came with a free printer!

[BillyBadAss]

Thanks this site is a great help. I'm giving you a six pack and a pint of jack. http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm41.gif

[syferrari]

I GOT YOU A 2000 FERRARI 360 Modena fully equipped with hot blonds http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm19.gif

[greghawk]

I sent the 20 hours of lack of service from @home. I'm glad to hear it arrived on time. Remember when it's cold and slick; and you can't connect, to stay @home. HOHOHO!!!

[iateyourcat]

A pair of loaded compaq 8500 to cluster the web, a compaq 12000 fibre channel SAN box for storing mp3s, a cisco 6500 switch, and a cisco 12000 for connecting your OC48.

Merry x-mas and kiss the tooth ferry, santa, and the easter bunny for me http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/wink.gif


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[nfawcett]

I got you a new car. Beings that your @home service is unavailable too.. It's quicker to hand write your emails and deliver them personally. Merry Christmas everyone!!!

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Nick Fawcett
NickF@AccelTech.net
CompTIA A+, MCP
ICQ# 3832701

[gjfowler]

If the German Sausage I sent hasn't arrived yet, then don't worry, the Wurst is yet to come!

[Tech666]

i got you the band width that was in my p3 box...you know , helps speed up your internet experience...WHAT? you didnt get it?
hmm... wait , maybe the p3 didnt speed up my internet that much after all...

[3fingersalute]

I'm boxing up all the Packard Bells I got laying around as we speak!!!!....Nobody can ever have too many junked packed hells!

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Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

[QSECOFR]

I've got a brand spanking new 286 running about the only stable operating system that MS released - Win 3.1/DOS 6.22

[LORE]

Fwagra, a nice big jar! CHEERS! http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm38.gif

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We may be through with the past, but the past is not through with us.

[Nighthand]

My warmest holiday wishes, and the winning lotto numbers, as soon as I figure them out.

[fearsphere]

I got you an AMD Athlon 900MHz Slot CPU for $1326. I know its a lot but a gift this expensive you dont send back. Merry Christmas!
-S.K.
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[wbatten]

I am sending you my AT&T@home cable service #@%$! along with the $39.00 monthly bill.

And what you get with this,
E-mail (Hehe,LOL)
Fast internet access (LMAO)
Always on (Oh I cant take it anymore)

Enjoy it (Hehehehehehe)

-wayne




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I use The best program that cures Windows problems, Far more reliable than Norton Utilities, It's called FORMAT C:............Techno®

[QSECOFR]

<font face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, Verdana, Geneva, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by wbatten:
I am sending you my AT&T@home cable service #@%$! along with the $39.00 monthly bill.

And what you get with this,
E-mail (Hehe,LOL)
Fast internet access (LMAO)
Always on (Oh I cant take it anymore)

Enjoy it (Hehehehehehe)

-wayne


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All of this assuming the tech can config the modem and your PC correctly. The tech that installed mine was a dumb*** and I spent 2 hours with tech support to tell me that he did not setup DHCP. Now I see why they are always running free install promos.

[GigglePuss]

http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm35.gif
Hello Mr Driver Guy, I got you a big rubber Dildo for your pleasure. I hope you enjoy it.
Thanks for a wonderfull driver site.

Sincelry
Giggle Puss
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[Angelito]

OK Driver guy. you've been so useful this year that I'm sending you the latest copy of MS-Recount v1.0. This is the hottest software from Microsoft endorsed by the Florida Board of Elections. Have fun!

[Superwhimpy]

I'll send you this beautiful brandnew Avance Logic ISA soundcard PnP soon. I found it under my bed.
It's a nice one, you know. If you want to check if your harddrive is still working, just put on your speakers.

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if it's legal, it ain't fun

[jbar1]

Whoops I forgot! And now I am broke! However we have over 100 slightly used Mobos, a couple hundred slightly toasted Snd and Vid cards and not to forget the 70 or 80 previously owned hard drives and cdroms. They all must be of some value or we wouldnt be saving them so we will gladly forward all this very high value stuff to you and throw in a large shoe box full of CPUs for good measure. All kidding aside You have did a great job with this site and at the same are providing a very valuable service the working techs. Carry on with your good work.

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If life is a bitch then what is death? I believe I will take the bitch!

[trentonm99]

I sent you a blonde,and 2 brunettes. The blonde is my girlfriend and her 2 b***h a$$ friends. Hope they all work out better for you than they did for me. (BTW, dont ask for a threesome between ny of them,even if you are all drunk, they get real mad.) ENJOY!! I know I didnt.

[Got Coal]

I spend Christmas Day dealing with my third Western Digital HD replacement that just died http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/frown.gif .. Good Stuff just replaced it on Dec 6 and it already died.

[FUBAR]

I sent you a copy of CPM and a floppy disk notcher so you can use both sides of those 5.25" disks!

Happy Holidays!!!!!!!!!

[Rhino]

I was going to hire you a chauffer, but then it hit me, your the "driver" guy, why would you need a chauffer?

[Kromrider]

Thanks for a interesting year. I am sending you all of my dead hard drives that are >3 years old. I figure you can tie them together and use them an anchor for your new boat http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm28.gif

[cyberhh]

One 10" floppy drive, a apple computer (original mainboard mounted on a pegboard) 35 lbs of dimms, and Windows ME transfered to punchcards for 51,000,000,000 card pickup (Ha! finally found a use for ME) and a 286 overclocked to run at 220V. Merry Xmas

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Death is lighter than a feather - duty heavier than a mountian.

[jacko]

I got you an idea that to speed up your website.

[u8drtsox]

I got you some A.B.C. Gum, the crust from between my toes, a pair of underwear that was worn 2 weeks straight and never washed, a can of Spam, a winning lottery ticket, an Island in the Pacific and a Bread Tree. Oh yeah I forgot about my collection of snot that I have been collecting over the past 20 years. http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm36.gif It means allot to me but you deserve it for all the great things you have provided for us techie's. Keep up the "great" work http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm18.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm42.gif

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I like smelling moth balls. The hardest part is getting their legs spread.

[Jammin Jim]

Scott,
I decided to be nice this year and got you the 3 t1 lines you asked for and a couple of new cisco routers... but I did have to get them n componant form so you will have to assemble them yourself... http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum/smilies/cwm1.gif