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April 16th, 2002, 09:12 PM
Application has reported a 'Not My Fault' in module KRNL.EXE in line 0200:103F
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
"If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started." - Actual excerpt from a windows program help file!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. - Dick Brandon
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
I read the FM, and it didn't work.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
Life's unfair - but root password helps!
You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless.
Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.
RTFM: No just an acronym, it's the LAW!
BUFFERS=20 FILES=15 2nd down, 4th quarter, 5 yards to go!
A computer is like an Old Testament god, with a lot of rules and no mercy. - Joseph Campbell
Hey! It compiles! Ship it!
Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
APATHY ERROR: Don't bother striking any key.
"If the Start Windows Restart when Windows starts check box is checked Windows Restart will start automatically every time Windows is started." - Actual excerpt from a windows program help file!
All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing. - Dick Brandon
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...
I read the FM, and it didn't work.
PCMCIA - People Can't Memorise Computer Industry Acronyms
Life's unfair - but root password helps!
You've heard about the computer programmer that died while washing his hair in the shower. The instructions said, 'Lather, rinse, repeat.'
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot. C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne 'Stumpy' Stroustrup
Finish the project. We'll buy you a new family.
665.9238429876 - Number of the Pentium Beast
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue.
Linux renders ships, NT is rendering ships useless.
Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)
Computer Science: solving today's problems tomorrow.
Programming graphics in X is like finding sqrt(pi) using Roman numerals.
RTFM: No just an acronym, it's the LAW!