what pisses you off the most?

[JungleMan1]

Can be ANYTHING...hardware, software, people, heck it doesn't even have to relate to computers.

Going on tech boards (due to my commitment that I'd help more people) will be back in a few mins to check on this post.

[Matt_29]

life ....

[Nakedboy]

Nothing ticks me off more then ignorant people. I can deal with people who are not smart, computer trained or what ever. But I hate/detest ignorant people.

[Mr_Miyagi]

1) people who post with subject matter that is rediculous and just to increase their posting numbers.

2) people who reply to the above


Oops! thats me. ;)

[CobraTekMax]

Insane Monkey.

[Elbatcho]

I hate people who refuse to merge into trafic, they can see the lane is going to end but keep on going to get that better spot. It just gets me so angry.

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Cobrage:
Insane Monkey.
dude and you say I'm rough, that was like a sledge hammer to the face. LOL

[PuterGeekGirl]

Stupid (l)users that you KNOW are messing with $hit, since they are the ONLY few that KEEP sending in repeated trouble tickets...out of approx 250 users, 80% of my trouble tickets are the same few... :(

Then what PI$$ES me off :mad: even more is when they act like I did something to break the damn thing... :mad:

To those people I just agree and say...your right...I stayed late last nite JUST to break their machine and ONLY their machine.... :eek:


WHEW...I feel better...can ya tell what kind of day I'm having!! :D

[mahdi]

Users that don't know how to listen because they think they know everything, yet still called you for help...and think you don't know what your talking about!

[Matt_29]

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
Originally posted by Cobrage:
Insane Monkey.
dude and you say I'm rough, that was like a sledge hammer to the face. LOL

hes drunk ... so hes excused

[NooToo]

People who refuse to take the time to learn but don't want to pay someone else to solve the problem.

[SubZero]

Originally posted by Mr Myagi:
1) people who post with subject matter that is rediculous and just to increase their posting numbers.

2) people who reply to the above


Oops! thats me. ;)

3) People with too many URL's in their signature taking up half a browser windows

4) The following person mentioned in the quote:
Posted by Cobrage
InsaneMonkey

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
I guess I piss a lot of ppl off!

Maybe I can now claim the "evil" title from Cobra since you all hate me :D ;) :D ;)It's not about hate it's about your rep, and thats the rep you have, like cobra has the evil rep, Jva has the avatar funny thing going, Q is the enforcer but knows how to have fun, Sowulo is just cool, Darren is all over the place but is funny as heck. The rep just sticks and is really hard to get rid off.

[Chosen One]

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
I hate people who refuse to merge into trafic, they can see the lane is going to end but keep on going to get that better spot. It just gets me so angry.


I have to aggree with you whole heartedly on that one Elbatcho. It's been hapening a lot around here with all the road construction going on this time of year, and it really pisses me off. I try not to let them in when I'm at the front in the good lane right where the other lane merges, they come flying up in the dead lane and try to get in, I inch forward so they can't. That usually makes me feel better. What gives them the right to do that when everyone else waits in line. Usually it's the yuppys in their sport uts that think they will get let in because they're bigger than everyone else. Get that friggin gas guzzeler out of the way and into the gas station before you run out in the next mile you twit!

Sorry, rant over.

P.S. Not everyone that drives sport utilities are yuppies, just the majority around here. :D No flames Please. :mad: :D

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
I guess I piss a lot of ppl off!

Maybe I can now claim the "evil" title from Cobra since you all hate me :D ;) :D ;)

When you pry it from my cold, dead fingertips.

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
It's not about hate it's about your rep, and thats the rep you have, like cobra has the evil rep, Jva has the avatar funny thing going, Q is the enforcer but knows how to have fun, Sowulo is just cool, Darren is all over the place but is funny as heck. The rep just sticks and is really hard to get rid off.

Well said, Elbatcho. We all have our own personality traits and our niche. We all fit it in our own way without trying. When you try too hard by imitating others, it really makes you look bad.

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
What pisses me off? People like Cobra, who seem to enjoy hating certain people. That's what pisses me off.


Hey, everyone needs a hobby.

[JungleMan1]

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
I guess I piss a lot of ppl off!

Maybe I can now claim the "evil" title from Cobra since you all hate me :D ;) :D ;)It's not about hate it's about your rep, and thats the rep you have, like cobra has the evil rep, Jva has the avatar funny thing going, Q is the enforcer but knows how to have fun, Sowulo is just cool, Darren is all over the place but is funny as heck. The rep just sticks and is really hard to get rid off.

And that makes me what? The one who pisses everyone off? :D

Oh yeah, compaq computers piss me off too.

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
And that makes me what? The one who pisses everyone off? :D

You set yourself up, you try to hard and end up getting in the wrong peoples faces. Cobra's a big dog and if you want to walk in his yard you have to understand you are going to be bitten. You have done something wrong to fall from grace with Q because he is so easy going I think it would really take a lot to get him mad. If your changing your ways, then do it. You don't have to tell the world you are here to help because you want to feel worth while. We will like you for you. Stop trying so hard and let your actions be for the right reasons not for our approval. Be yourself, it will show in your post and in your help. The way I am in the forums is the way I am in real life. Be yourself (within reason) and don't worry about what other people think.

[MadDog]

Originally posted by Cobrage:
Insane Monkey.

I'll second that...

[SubZero]

Elbatcho, since becoming a Tech God, you have become very wise, also. You've pretty much nailed a lot of things in this post.

Beware, The Sheriff is always watching :D :D :D
Originally posted by Elbatcho:
You set yourself up, you try to hard and end up getting in the wrong peoples faces. Cobra's a big dog and if you want to walk in his yard you have to understand you are going to be bitten. You have done something wrong to fall from grace with Q because he is so easy going I think it would really take a lot to get him mad. If your changing your ways, then do it. You don't have to tell the world you are here to help because you want to feel worth while. We will like you for you. Stop trying so hard and let your actions be for the right reasons not for our approval. Be yourself, it will show in your post and in your help. The way I am in the forums is the way I am in real life. Be yourself (within reason) and don't worry about what other people think.

[PuterGeekGirl]

Congrats Elbatcho...I did not realize you had reached tech god status!! :D :D

Also...well said in your postings on this one! :D

[em-clown]

Originally posted by MadDog:
I'll second that...

What's the big deal with this monkey guy? I've seen some of his posts...doesn't seem too bad to me. If you guys hate him so much, wait until you see how annoying I can get! LOL

What pisse$ me off are clowns. Clowns absolutely scare the living hell out of me. I don't know what it is. I feel like they're going to come and eat me or something (GAHHAA@#$AA$%AAAAAAAAAHHH@#). Oh, well, maybe it's just me. :cool:

[GimpBizkit]

Stupid rules and people who won't bend them.

[ilovetheusers]

Humans. They should all be wiped out!

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by The Boogie Man:
What pisse$ me off are clowns. Clowns absolutely scare the living hell out of me. I don't know what it is. I feel like they're going to come and eat me or something (GAHHAA@#$AA$%AAAAAAAAAHHH@#). Oh, well, maybe it's just me. :cool:

I know a girl who is utterly terrified of clowns. And she's 21 years old. She works at a bank, and they let the employees dress up for Halloween, and she went home early because one of her co-workers came dressed as a clown and it made her nervous.

Sadly, she's one of my best friends....

[shamus]

better pissed off than pissed on! hehe

[WebHead]

Hmmm,... I thought this was a post about what pisses you off the most, but instead it seems to have turned into a gang of windrivers techs, ganging up one individual tech for historical reasons unknown to me. Anyway, I always read posts about how this is supposed to a helpful, non-flaming, type of nice place to get expert help. So anyway, just go easy everyone. It's alllll good. Make love not war maaaan!

BTW, traffic makes my skin turn green and all my muscles start growing until all my clothes tear off and I'm left with nothing on except a pair of torn purple jeans. "Traffic make CrueHead MAD!!!" "Raarrrrooarrrggh!!..." (I think I posted a topic about this a couple weeks or so ago.)

[JungleMan1]

Originally posted by CrüeHeäd:
Hmmm,... I thought this was a post about what pisses you off the most, but instead it seems to have turned into a gang of windrivers techs, ganging up one individual tech for historical reasons unknown to me.

Nothing unusual, that's what they always turn into. Either that or some heated debate about whether Linux guys are too stuck-up or something about XP. Always usually everyone vs. me. Honestly, that's what pisses me off. ;)

[PuterGeekGirl]

hhmm....sounds like in your tag line (or whatever it is called) though Insane Monkey...you might be asking for it... :confused:

Stealing Evil from Cobra.....I doubt he will let that happen without a fight....good luck! :D

[Darren Wilson]

I don't need to say what pisses me off :D

[Sowulo]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
And that makes me what? The one who pisses everyone off? :D


Originally posted by Elbatcho:
You set yourself up, you try to hard and end up getting in the wrong peoples faces. Cobra's a big dog and if you want to walk in his yard you have to understand you are going to be bitten. You have done something wrong to fall from grace with Q because he is so easy going I think it would really take a lot to get him mad. If your changing your ways, then do it. You don't have to tell the world you are here to help because you want to feel worth while. We will like you for you. Stop trying so hard and let your actions be for the right reasons not for our approval. Be yourself, it will show in your post and in your help. The way I am in the forums is the way I am in real life. Be yourself (within reason) and don't worry about what other people think.

Should be on the first page of the instruction manual for everyone who tries too hard to be liked and respected here (there are more than a few that I can think of....)

What pi$$es me off?

1) Elbatcho's merge topic--I agree, and the people who run red lights constantly around here....

2) Anyone who posts a 'which is better' or 'which is best' topic--the moment I see one I know I'm going to have some extra moderating duties.... (which also means less time to just be one of the gang here)

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
Nothing unusual, that's what they always turn into. Either that or some heated debate about whether Linux guys are too stuck-up or something about XP. Always usually everyone vs. me. Honestly, that's what pisses me off. ;) One last time, it's not us vs you, this is not what this board is about. I avoid things that I can't backup, I avoid topics which I feel strongly on. I won't post on a topic unless I can help or have question. I read, I read alot. Just about everything posted in the techtips, windows 2000 and NT. I drift into linux but I would never dream of posting anything on that board because I don't know it. So what do I do. I see what people are talking about and try and gather information for the future. However in the tech lounge it's all personal stuff. It's about life and what we as people have gathered, not only as tech, but as people. We as group range in age and background and even nationality. What you have to ask yourself is why it seems we are "picking on you". I take a lot of lumps on this site, but that's because I allow it to happen. I will put something down that I know will get a laugh and someone will come back with something as witty. I never go after a person unless they attack us as a group. The one thing you must always keep in mind that we are all real people and at some point you did something to fall from grace (I hate to use the same phrase twice but it works). What you have to do now is make a choice. Do I go on posting and getting these harsh replies, or do I change my ways and do the right thing. The big thing I can surgest is when you go to post think about what people are going to say about the information. I have posted some bad info, I have posted things which people disagree with, but through trial by fire I have worked myself up to the point that I feel like I am in control of the information I am posting, and that the things I am posting will not offend anyone. Remember you are working on borrowed time. I seem to remember that you were removed from this site at one point in time. So the only thing I can surgest at this point is to think before you post, try not to get yourself into debates you can not win, and read the information in the topic before you post. This is not going to go away overnight, but with time you can make it a distant memory.

[JungleMan1]

Thanks Elbatcho.

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
Nothing unusual, that's what they always turn into. Either that or some heated debate about whether Linux guys are too stuck-up or something about XP. Always usually everyone vs. me. Honestly, that's what pisses me off. ;)

No one here is ganging up on you. I'm acting entirely on my own. Q's acting on his own. It's not like I PM Q in the morning and say "Hey, wanna bash Insane Monkey today?"

And Elbatcho is DEFINATELY not picking you, he's trying to offer you some help, and point out exactly what you need to do to be accepted around here, and become well-liked. Stop being so dense and listen to him.

You asked a question "What pisses you off the most?" I gave what I felt was a legitimate answer. I'm not going to drag out all the details here, because this isn't the appropriate time or place for it.

Just step back a bit. Quit "trying" to help and just HELP IF AND WHEN YOU CAN. This BS of posting blatantly misinformed and opionated replies when someone asks for help in the other forums has got to stop. Quit worrying about your post count, try to relax, and have fun here. Maybe then, every else will enjoy your presense here.

Mods, slap me, ban me, hang me, whatever. This needed to be said, so I said it....

[AHTTech]

Hey folks, just something to think about...I just came from the hospital. One of my best friends just died in a car-motorcycle accident. He was 45. I don't want to be maudlin here, but life is too short to sweat the small stuff. You may be 21 or 27 or 57, you are not immortal. Think about the people around you and what they mean to you. I'll give you an example...his family is far away. My wife is returning from a conference in San Diego tonight. Who did I turn to? My WinDrivers family. I know I don't post the most, but I try to help. I also know that the people here (thanks JVA for the "friends" page it's awesome,but I digress) are sincere, dedicated,professionals who care alot about their peers. I have been in this business a long time, and I've visited and participated in alot of forums. This, is by far the most helpful and friendly. Why would anyone want to harm that? Peace, Love, Dove. Sorry for the rant.

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by clandtech:
Hey folks, just something to think about...I just came from the hospital. One of my best friends just died in a car-motorcycle accident. He was 45. I don't want to be maudlin here, but life is too short to sweat the small stuff. You may be 21 or 27 or 57, you are not immortal. Think about the people around you and what they mean to you. I'll give you an example...his family is far away. My wife is returning from a conference in San Diego tonight. Who did I turn to? My WinDrivers family. I know I don't post the most, but I try to help. I also know that the people here (thanks JVA for the "friends" page it's awesome,but I digress) are sincere, dedicated,professionals who care alot about their peers. I have been in this business a long time, and I've visited and participated in alot of forums. This, is by far the most helpful and friendly. Why would anyone want to harm that? Peace, Love, Dove. Sorry for the rant.
I'm so sorry cland, I know how that feels, is there anything we can do to help you out? Your right life is too short. I am glad you can turn to us, because we are here for you.

[AHTTech]

You just did. You asked.

[JungleMan1]

Originally posted by clandtech:
Hey folks, just something to think about...I just came from the hospital. One of my best friends just died in a car-motorcycle accident. He was 45. I don't want to be maudlin here, but life is too short to sweat the small stuff. You may be 21 or 27 or 57, you are not immortal. Think about the people around you and what they mean to you. I'll give you an example...his family is far away. My wife is returning from a conference in San Diego tonight. Who did I turn to? My WinDrivers family. I know I don't post the most, but I try to help. I also know that the people here (thanks JVA for the "friends" page it's awesome,but I digress) are sincere, dedicated,professionals who care alot about their peers. I have been in this business a long time, and I've visited and participated in alot of forums. This, is by far the most helpful and friendly. Why would anyone want to harm that? Peace, Love, Dove. Sorry for the rant.

I'm very sorry to hear that. Best wishes...no need to be sorry for writing that "rant" as you may call it.

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by clandtech:
Hey folks, just something to think about...I just came from the hospital. One of my best friends just died in a car-motorcycle accident. He was 45. I don't want to be maudlin here, but life is too short to sweat the small stuff. You may be 21 or 27 or 57, you are not immortal. Think about the people around you and what they mean to you. I'll give you an example...his family is far away. My wife is returning from a conference in San Diego tonight. Who did I turn to? My WinDrivers family. I know I don't post the most, but I try to help. I also know that the people here (thanks JVA for the "friends" page it's awesome,but I digress) are sincere, dedicated,professionals who care alot about their peers. I have been in this business a long time, and I've visited and participated in alot of forums. This, is by far the most helpful and friendly. Why would anyone want to harm that? Peace, Love, Dove. Sorry for the rant.

I'm sorry to hear that, dude. You're in my thoughts.

[PuterGeekGirl]

Clandtech...SOOO sorry to hear about your friend...as always your Windrivers "family" is here to help if you need ANYTHING at all. I'm sure it is a rough time....best of luck to you!! Let us know if you need anything...even just to talk....(ot type)... :D

[KINGofBLEH]

Senior managers that try to act like they understand today's technology by telling you exactly how to do your job when they really don't have a ******* clue.

[Stalemate]

Clandtech, you have my sympathy; for what it's worth as I'm just a faceless poster. But I do care nonetheless. This is one of those events that DOES slap a good dose of reality in you face and makes you the disdain the trivial.

Back on topic now, 2 things REALLY rattle my cage.

1. "Nothing works anymore" as a description of a computer problem. Some people couldn't be bothered to actually explain the problem or read off the error message on their screen.

2. Bass turds who insist on passing you from the right lane when the light turns green and the falling back into my lane - causing me to slam on the brakes. (BTW, there are some instances where this is illegal in my area).

Both problems seem to involve inconsiderate attitudes toward your fellow man. Hummmm.

[jimmr13]

I never get pi**ed off, Well almost never!
But:
1. Flamers!
2. Script Kiddys!
3. Phoney wanabees!
4. NutScrape!
5. AOHell!
6. Insane Monkey!!
7. My Daughter who took my laptop
While I was not at home, Used MY
Computer, Sent 5 emails, used MY
Scanner, Then left for the Island
(Catalina) and drank the Last of
the Coffee, Not bothering to make
a fresh pot!!!! :mad: :mad:
The Coffee being empty really pisses me off the Most! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[JungleMan1]

Originally posted by Mr. Jimmr:
6. Insane Monkey!!


I knew this would happen... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Sowulo]

Cland, we're with ya bud.

On topic:

No sooner than I posted that I hate people who run red lights but this happened--

Had to go deliver a system. Got to the end of my block--I'm the second car at a red light...out of nowhere, someone from behind comes racing by (in the oncoming traffic lane), makes a left-turn from the wrong lane against the red light and keeps on going without slowing down at all, and this is a pretty busy intersection!!!!!! It absolutely amazes me that HE didn't kill someone!!!!!! WHAT THE HE!! ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Sowulo:

No sooner than I posted that I hate people who run red lights but this happened--

Had to go deliver a system. Got to the end of my block--I'm the second car at a red light...out of nowhere, someone from behind comes racing by (in the oncoming traffic lane), makes a left-turn from the wrong lane against the red light and keeps on going without slowing down at all, and this is a pretty busy intersection!!!!!! It absolutely amazes me that HE didn't kill someone!!!!!! WHAT THE HE!! ARE THESE PEOPLE THINKING!!!!!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:That's half the problem they don't think, we have construction here, it's been going on for months, the road merges, it been doing it for months. Everyday its the same people doing the same thing cut off everyone just to get in front. Don't even get me started on easypass. All I can say is I have one, we have had it PA for a year now and we still get people pulling into the easypass lane and trying to get a ticket for the turn pike. People, can't live with them, can't find a cave deep enough.

[SubZero]

We've been trying to help you along, but you have been insisting on the hard way. Insane Monkey, I try not to ask for members to be banned, or edit their posts, or close their topics, but people force me to by their actions. If you straighten up, and start behaving, then your past will eventually disappear. You were allowed back here on probation, which means don't screw up. I am a very good guy, but I have asked a few things of you in private, which I will not repeat in public. Please try to work on them. We're all here to help each other. Please try to remember that, if you remmember anything I've told you. You may know lots about some things, but there are lessons still to be learned, even after you leave school, there are many lessons. In Life, you never stop learning. That's a lesson I learned when i first got into the IT field. And, contrary to what you or anyone thinks/tries to tell you, I don't single out members.

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
I knew this would happen... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Budster64]

Well, all this with Insane Monkey teaches me a lesson.
Fine!!
I'll tear down the shrine of evil I was building in Cobra's image.
And I'll uninstall all those Java Applet programs I put on my comp to be more like JVAguy.
And there's NO WAY I'm running around with a toga on like Sowulo or a Sherrif's costume like Q, especially late at night when I want to go to 7/11.
Sure I like my monkey costume with the tshirt on but how am I gonna wear that when I could possibly look like Elbatcho?!?! ( man....I'm gonna miss that one.)
OHhhhh great!! there goes my porn career. Thanks Darren!!! ( well it was a nice dream anyways, until I get to the audition and take off my clothes and then there's the incessant laughing ....laughing .....LAUGHING....errrr sorry about that)

uhmmm what was this post about again???

OOhhh yea...my exwife
:D

[kennethstarrfp]

F**KED UP HEALTH CARE OR LACK THEREOF! With all my problems nothing works in Queensland, Australia. I am due for another trip to the funny farm.

[Ghostfleet]

Schreaching brakes! Why cant people change their break pads after they were out? Do they like the migrane inducing sound, or do they just like to piss others off?

[Larommi]

Originally posted by RoccoSiffredi:
I don't need to say what pisses me off :D


I agree!

Ok, well one thing. Drivers in Minneapolis MN. I think with an Ex wrestler as governor they threw out traffic laws.

[Edited]

[Mayet]

Customers who load sh*tty software....and then blame me.... :mad:

[Geek #1]

I'm a really nice guy, but it's the little things....

- People who ask me for advice and then ignore me and do it anyway.

- Drivers who think they own the road, turn without signalling, pull over where and when ever they feel like it.

- People who won't accept help or advice, even when they are doing a job wrong and you sit there itching to yell out.

If I have missed anyone out please let me know.

[Mr_Miyagi]

Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
Stupid (l)users that you KNOW are messing with $hit, since they are the ONLY few that KEEP sending in repeated trouble tickets...out of approx 250 users, 80% of my trouble tickets are the same few... :(

Then what PI$$ES me off :mad: even more is when they act like I did something to break the damn thing... :mad:

To those people I just agree and say...your right...I stayed late last nite JUST to break their machine and ONLY their machine.... :eek:


WHEW...I feel better...can ya tell what kind of day I'm having!! :D


WOW !
Chill Girl!
You'll have a heart attack with all that stress!

No (L)user, however pathetic and idiotic, is worth the stress...

Count to 10.
if that aint enough count to 100.

:confused: :p :)

[Mr_Miyagi]

Originally posted by Chosen One:

I have to aggree with you whole heartedly on that one Elbatcho. It's been hapening a lot around here with all the road construction going on this time of year, and it really pisses me off. I try not to let them in when I'm at the front in the good lane right where the other lane merges, they come flying up in the dead lane and try to get in, I inch forward so they can't. That usually makes me feel better. What gives them the right to do that when everyone else waits in line. Usually it's the yuppys in their sport uts that think they will get let in because they're bigger than everyone else. Get that friggin gas guzzeler out of the way and into the gas station before you run out in the next mile you twit!

Sorry, rant over.

P.S. Not everyone that drives sport utilities are yuppies, just the majority around here. :D No flames Please. :mad: :D

ALL drivers need to chill and do the Advanced Driving Test. It should be compulsory.

In the UK we got the I.A.M. http://www.iam.org.uk/

Because i do 25,000 pa i took my test; it made me a better driver and more able to deal with dick heads that dont give a f***

IMHO :)

[Radical Dreamer]

Everything pisses me off

[Mr_Miyagi]

Originally posted by The Boogie Man:
What's the big deal with this monkey guy? I've seen some of his posts...doesn't seem too bad to me. If you guys hate him so much, wait until you see how annoying I can get! LOL

What pisse$ me off are clowns. Clowns absolutely scare the living hell out of me. I don't know what it is. I feel like they're going to come and eat me or something (GAHHAA@#$AA$%AAAAAAAAAHHH@#). Oh, well, maybe it's just me. :cool:

No offence intended, but I'D CALL YOUR SHRINK!

:confused: :p :)

[GOVTECH]

People who refuse to listen to repeated warnings and still screw up there computer and then say they didn't touch it.

[Milenko]

AOL

[King Grover]

A really hot chick with tiny boobs. :D

[DharmaLion]

intolerant people, and people who take themselves too seriously

[Auric]

Originally posted by Insane Monkey:
Can be ANYTHING...hardware, software, people, heck it doesn't even have to relate to computers.

Going on tech boards (due to my commitment that I'd help more people) will be back in a few mins to check on this post.

InsaneMonkey u wanna know what pisses me off the most?? YOU!

[NeuromancerIV]

I hate bigots. I can't stand them, they are all alike. All they do is Whine whine whine. And bitch about things they can't change.I wish the bigots would move to another planet or shut-up. I really hate them ALL because they judge groups of people as a whole whit no infomration about them, that pisses me off, are they all that stupid?!. All they believe is what they are told, thats what I heard.They make stupid blanket statements about ALL people that think a certain thing, whoever says that kind of crap obviously can't think for themselves, as my dad told me. then they denounce people for thinking a certain way; people that do that are all morons if don't all belive everyone has the right to think whatever they want.

Waitaminute!!
Does believing all this make me...a bigot? Hmmmmm....Is that....EVIL..? *mmmha-bwaa-hahaha!*
**I hope someone notices the sarcasm.**
"I may disagree with what you say, but I WILL DEFEND TO THE DEATH YOUR RIGHT TO SAY IT." unless its uncomfortable or not politically popular or puts me out, or I'm called on to stand up for it.
-Voltaire 2000

[Lycia]

MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.

DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!


Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.

[NeuromancerIV]

...oh, and over cooked steak, I hate that, and grey squirrels, yeah, grey squirrels and when I can't find a matching pair of socks early in the morning before I'm totally awake. :p

[Elbatcho]

Kathy Lee, what's the deal with this woman, she can't go five min's with out saying something about her Codi, I wish she would just drop of the face of the planet or seek life elsewhere. She drives me nuts ic an't stand her, why dooes she still go one living.

[ITHATESYOU]

Two things piss me off Retard customers who either think they know more than you so they think they should tell you how to fix it or the morons who lie to you about what they did to it saying it just happened when later you find out they just listened to the jerkey boys cd and typed in deltree /a/s because they wanted to know what happened. Thats the sign of true brain dead.

Bosses that don't do any work but promise they wil be there or actually plan and make you wait and then " out of the blue" something comes up and they can't make it oh like we didn't know you have no balls to tell your wife no.

[robbydobby]

ppl that change there name every time the make a new post

[Budster64]

Originally posted by Lycia:
MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.

DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!


Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.

Just remember...a mime is a terrible thing to waste

[Lycia]

Originally posted by Budster64:
Just remember...a mime is a terrible thing to waste

A Mime is a terrible thing to taste.

[Budster64]

Originally posted by Lycia:
A Mime is a terrible thing to taste.
LMAO
and may I add......EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

[ZeroCool]

People that answer to me that the solution I just give them is not good and that we should try something else. F$$K If you know thw solution why the he$$ do you call me.

[WesFlash]

A Corporate wide e-mail, written in all caps, asking for help. Not even a minute after receiving the e-mail the user has gone on vacation, lunch, home or something more "important" than what the e-mail pertains too. I don't give a darn if the user makes twice as much as I do, their salary figure does not mean that they can be that much of a ________! (fit your favorite metaphor in the blank.)

[GimpBizkit]

Originally posted by Lycia:
MIMES!!!! Is there anyone out here who likes MIMES??? MY GOD!! I think I cold actually beat one up and not feel any remorse.

DIE YOU MIMES!! DIE!! SUFFOCATE IN YOUR BOX!!!! WALK BACKWARDS OFF A CLIFF!! JUST DIE!!!!


Uhm...I don't like mimes or clowns.

I gotta agree. They both freak me out. Especially clowns. I think something must have happened to me when I has little.

[AHTTech]

People who walk into a doorway (store, restaurant,etc.) and then just stop. Man that grinds me.

PEOPLE WHO TYPE IN ALL CAPS.

People who walk down an aisle way on the left side (unless you're in England), bet they drive that way too.

People who keep rambling on after you've left the room. Then ask you what you think of their question/opinion/staement.

People who pull out in front of you when you're doing 55, and then do 35, and there was noone behind you.

[EvilCabbage]

Idiots, (not your garden variety idiots, I can cope with them, but that *special* kind of idiot.. you know what I mean..)
AOL.
AIM.
MS Proxy.

[WebHead]

I have a new thing that pisses me off the most... The space bar on my keyboard is barely working right now (been going bad for days.) So I popped off the space key, and now I have to press this dumb button underneath where the key used to be to get a space to work. Even this is really SUCKING!!! AAAAGGG,.. igiveup,...i'mjustnotgoingtousethespacekeyanymore, ...damnthispissesmeoff!!!

btw...cleaning_it_doesn't_seem_to_be_working_and_I _guess_it's_just_time_for_a_new_keyboard....

[Elbatcho]

Garden Gnomes and books about Gnomes, I just want to smash them. I too am deathly scared of clowns. I hate them although I don't go home if I see one. I have a flight or fly reaction and normal stand still, want to run, want to beat them and do nothing. I can't say why I hate them I just do. I can't ever go to the circus because I would probably die from over shock.

[Sowulo]

Originally posted by ElBatcho:
Garden Gnomes and books about Gnomes, I just want to smash them. I too am deathly scared of clowns. I hate them although I don't go home if I see one. I have a flight or fly reaction and normal stand still, want to run, want to beat them and do nothing. I can't say why I hate them I just do. I can't ever go to the circus because I would probably die from over shock.

Your not alone Elbatcho....many, many people get freaked by clowns (one of the topics I did some reading on in Psych. Grad School). I, for one, just never got it. I've never seen them as funny and would just a soon not see them again. They're boring. When my kids were young, they never seemed entertained by them either. I must admit though that I did like Red Skelton when I was young but he was the exception....

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by Sowulo:
Your not alone Elbatcho....many, many people get freaked by clowns (one of the topics I did some reading on in Psych. Grad School). I, for one, just never got it. I've never seen them as funny and would just a soon not see them again. They're boring. When my kids were young, they never seemed entertained by them either. I must admit though that I did like Red Skelton when I was young but he was the exception....My brother has the same phobia and we are going to the state fair on friday so we will be surronded by clowns and carnies. I don't know how my fiance will be able to get us around.
http://www.alexbowditch.homestead.com/~site/photodisk/people/clown_1.jpg

[Kyr0n]

People who call in a service call for something simple, but when you get there and do something, they always say "before you leave, can you..." or "while you're here, can you..." about 20 times.

[AHTTech]

Just came up with another one. Just got back to the office after lunch. Parking lot is full. THREE cars straddling the parking space lines. All of the vehicles were huge SUVs in front of the beauty salon. AAARGH!

[SavageDolphin]

1) Men who walk into my office or call and want to talk to one of the "men", "guys" or "techs." I'm sorry, I just ate the last one before I mated...

2) People with closed minds. We had a salesman come to our house, make gay & racist jokes. I finally had to leave. I was afraid to be sued to punching the idiot.

3) Stupid people on the road. A favorite thing around here people do just to piss me off is wait pull out in front of me, drive slow, and then turn at the next street. ARGH!

[mogul218]

When the girl scouts come to my door selling cookies and I don't have any rope. That really pisses me off!

[mogul218]

Sorry, that one's a little overboard -SheriffQ

[mogul218]

When my mom gets mad at me when I fart in the bathtub while we're taking a bath. That really pisses me off!!

[Matt_29]

mogul .. you ok ... we cant try to help you find a dr .. hmm maybe the web could help ..

[mogul218]

Originally posted by JvaGuy:
mogul .. you ok ... we cant try to help you find a dr .. hmm maybe the web could help ..

I'm on the edge of insanity with 2 more days to go before my vacation. Hope I make it!! :eek:

[http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum1/noncgi]

People that mess with $hit! You know the one's that know just enough to be dangerous?! Then they TRY to tell you what they THINK is wrong when they are wrong in the first place!

Then when they mess with some setting and they forget what the setting was before they messed with it! And then they have things so screwed up that it's pathetic! :mad:

And yes, I've had some THINK that I intentionally messed up something! Um, yeah, sure! If I don't know what the problem is I go elsewhere to find the answer...such as here :D

[SubZero]

Just don't fall off. :)
Originally posted by Crooked Jury Foreman:
I'm on the edge of insanity with 2 more days to go before my vacation. Hope I make it!! :eek:

[Sowulo]

Originally posted by Crooked Jury Foreman:
I'm on the edge of insanity with 2 more days to go before my vacation. Hope I make it!! :eek:

I looked for the edge to help you stay on top but I couldn't find one anywhere????? :D

[mogul218]

Originally posted by Sowulo:
I looked for the edge to help you stay on top but I couldn't find one anywhere????? :D

Don't worry.....I ate a Cup O Noodles and everything is going to be A-OK. At least I hope so.... :D (For those of you who don't know.....Cup O' Noodles is to me like spinach is to Popeye)

[Sowulo]

Originally posted by Mogulator:
Don't worry.....I ate a Cup O Noodles and everything is going to be A-OK. At least I hope so.... :D (For those of you who don't know.....Cup O' Noodles is to me like spinach is to Popeye)

Aaaaah....I see, the old late afternoon blood sugar crash strikes again... :D :D :D Used to eat Cup O' Noodles every afternoon for the same reason when I was locked in the old Retail Shop I had..... :D

[Larommi]

People that post w00t!

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w00t!

[Fubarian]

lets see...

1. people that don't pay attention (if thats driving or working with computers) :guns:

2. people that don't read the manual if they 'dont know how'

3. people that refuse to do anything because you're not holding their hand. (closely related to #2...hehe)

4. users that swear it wasn't them....but they're the only one that uses that computer.

5. people that because they don't understand something, they think they have to sound like they know it. (or better worded, people with really big ego's that can't take it that they don't know something that someone else does)

[-Senectus-]

Users.


Oh and people that "Think" they're fairly well informed in the I.T. Industry but are basicly just P.A.'s (Personal Assistants)

Dumb people.


Yeah.
I REALLY REALLY Hate Dumb people (also included here are stupid people and idiots)

[Garak]

this one got dragged back out of the closet didnt it...

things i find pi$$ me off

been woken up by council workers at 8am when im not working

not having a job

noisey *** neighbours

my ex-boss

[Dark Millennium]

People that don't learn from their mistakes. e.g.- I still have to remind a user not to go through their windows folder and delete the files that are older than when she bought the computer.:flame:

[confus-ed]

Originally posted by JungleMan1


I knew this would happen... :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

So stop posting fool questions Jungleboy/Jungleman/Insane Monkey/Jungleman1 & while I remember stop posting fool answers - leave that to me....:knife: :kiss:

[kingtbone]

How'd this get revived?

[Cobra X]

Originally posted by kingtbone
How'd this get revived?

Larommi gave it the Meat Loaf Lookalike BUMP OF DOOM!!! :D :D :D

[confus-ed]

Originally posted by Larommi
People that post w00t!

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w00t!

Check those posted dates & times....

Oh wOOT

[MacGyver]

What gets on my nerves are people who drag ancient threads out of the basement because they have nothing better to do!

[Garak]

should have seen the case mods section a couple of weeks back.

[ßracius]

One thing I hate is for grown men to act like bleeding heart women, that also feel the overwhelming need to be the social pulse and the self appointed voice of reason

[ilovetheusers]

Well, this is getting more and more pleasant as we go along. Hey JM - mind being awful again so we have someone to hate agin? We'd really appreciate it! I really didn't mean anything bad by that - just making a joke.



Does anyone but Scott have the wacky stick for the lounge?

[NooNoo]

Aliendyne and Subzero are listed as the forum mods... Sub is a little busy right now, and I haven't seen Alien on line for a while...

[Cobra X]

By the unholy power vested in me by the dark lords, I command this topic to CLOSE!!!

D'oh...I reckon we'll just have to wait for Scott to do it then.

[ßracius]

Yeah, Bracius is an a$$hole. Let's flame him

[Quiet Thunder]

The owl that barks through the night

[ßracius]

Son....you're in my kieeelllllll ZONE

[Quiet Thunder]

The mole glows in the dark

[Dr.J]

Well it's still Insane Monkey,
But he is now behind whoever lost
my 2390 post, from my post total!

[ilovetheusers]

Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
By the unholy power vested in me by the dark lords, I command this topic to CLOSE!!!

D'oh...I reckon we'll just have to wait for Scott to do it then.

Didn't work. Your wondercobra powers seem to be on the fritz.

I just got an idea. Maybe Scott should give the wacky stick for the lounge to IM. Oh man that would p!$$ some people off and thus it's funny and cool. I vote IM for the next mod!!!

[Cobra X]

Originally posted by ilovetheusers


Didn't work. Your wondercobra powers seem to be on the fritz.

I just got an idea. Maybe Scott should give the wacky stick for the lounge to IM. Oh man that would p!$$ some people off and thus it's funny and cool. I vote IM for the next mod!!!

Mayhaps I should drink more goat's blood? :confused:

I second that! JMM/IM/JungleMan for WinDrivers moderator! Now that would be funny! :flame:

[Quiet Thunder]

The next mod will be the all powering god hereby known as Mr. T.

[ilovetheusers]

Do we hear a third? :thumbs:

[Quiet Thunder]

All false Gods shall be cast down to the bottom of the darkest pits.

[Smurfette]

What pisses me off most -

Has to be PapaSmurf for what he done at the weekend. I promise I will get me revenge






Soon.
PapaSmurf:flame:ME

SexySmurfette

[Quiet Thunder]

What pisses me off the most is the flys that speak lies to the happy man in the basement in order to steal his lifeforce and give it to the false and impure lizard gods.

[Cleetus]

Clowns - not only do they piss me off, but they scare the living hell out of me. I boycott the circus now.

[Quiet Thunder]

The clowns are really co-conspiraters with the false and impure gods. All hail the true god, hereth known as Mr. T.

[drewmaztech]

I'm petrified of clowns too! I'll do anything to avoid them.

My car pisses me off. I have not had a span of more then two weeks that everything worked properly. There's ALWAYS something wrong with it.

"$700.00 for a part the size of my fist and it's not even critical to the cars operation?!? you're out of your head!"

[Quiet Thunder]

Originally posted by drewmaztech
I'm petrified of clowns too! I'll do anything to avoid them.

My car pisses me off. I have not had a span of more then two weeks that everything worked properly. There's ALWAYS something wrong with it.

"$700.00 for a part the size of my fist and it's not even critical to the cars operation?!? you're out of your head!"

Just don't ever have to replace a underdrive pully key on a Honda Civic. The key is all of about a millameter by three millameters. I think the dealership wanted $20 for it.

[ßracius]

Fear ye o simple QT. For it is I that know the truth behind the unholy we now fight.

For it is Joan Rivers evil grasp for power! Fear her and her right hand woman Carson Daily! In their attempt to steal all double stripped right footed tube socks! Clowns, space monkies, and AARDVARKS are only a fraction of her arsonal! Beware oh young QT beware for she as unleashed the "Men-women" to weaken are resolve and doubt ourselfs and express how we feel :eek: ! Take arms and fight the man! er...... Women

[Kernal_Smithie]

1. Dumb people - the really stupid ones, bigger idiiots than normal
2. People that ask you to cum fix thier pooter but can only give *it's broken* as a problem description
3. People that ask you to fix their pooter and deny they have done anything, when it's plainly obvious they have
4. Bad drivers. The ones that simply pay no attention to the road rules, or to other drivers
5. Nosey b@st@rds that always seem to think your business is thier business (obviously ther are mistaken)

I'm still trying to figure out how people can be scared of clowns though....