Engrish

[*SlyVenom*]

<a href="http://engrish.com/" target="_blank">Engrish</a>

[Johnny Blaze]

One of the best examples of engrish:

http://engrish.com/images/backtobehind.JPG

All your restroom are belong to us!!!!!!!

[scutterboy]

Nice one.. :)

Is that a picture of Santa underneath the wheelchair??? :)

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[Morticia Addams]

Wasnt sure if it was alright to post this one but.. http://engrish.com/images/recentdiscoveries/horny.jpg

[scutterboy]

[quote]Originally posted by Morticia Addams:
<strong>Wasnt sure if it was alright to post this one but.. </strong><hr></blockquote>

I'd say that if that it's OK to give Santa a hard time then it's OK for you to put that here. :)

[ilovetheusers]

Ok - look here - black black gum, pokey sticks and some of the other stuff rules! My bud sends me this stuff from Japan all the time.

If he sent me the colon candy I might think twice about eating it though.

[Lycia]

There is a website called J-list (jlist.com) that has a Wacky Things from Japan section, among the Japanese Adault Video. Some of the sncaks you find here, could probably be found at J-list for sale...

[j-man]

Nice find :D

This always reminds me of the scene from A Christmas Story when the family is eating at the chinese joint and the cooks are singing:

"Deck the Hars with boughs of horry... fa ra ra ra raaaa, ra ra ra ra" (d*%m, I can't hold a tune to save my life)

The strangest though is going to a Chinese place in Germany and having the staff speaking German and having probems with the letter L :)

[Sowulo]

[quote]Originally posted by scutterboy:
<strong>

I'd say that if that it's OK to give Santa a hard time then it's OK for you to put that here. :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

Santa could use a hard time about now.... :D

[FooL]

I must be missing something. I don't even know what the "horny remover" is SUPPOSED to do? I went to the site and saw what section it came from. Perhaps, I should just be glad I've never had the problem that this product was designed to solve. I probably wouldn't know what to do! :eek:

And what's up with the woman rubbing her elbow with it?! I can safely say I've never had to use any toiletries on my elbow!

[Stalemate]

This is great stuff!

Had me laughing so hard the wife checked up on me to see if I was OK :D

[JungleMan1]

These quote is positive! I search them very laughable.

:D :D :D

[*SlyVenom*]

http://engrish.com/images/everywhore.jpg

Read it.. :D

[JungleMan1]

SlyVenom..I see they finally have made a juice for you...

J/k :D :D :D :D

[Glenn]

I'd say probably the worst one I've seen is "Homo Sausage". I don't have the pic handy, but if you'd find it, it'd be a real hoot.

[*SlyVenom*]

[quote]Originally posted by Glenn:
<strong>I'd say probably the worst one I've seen is "Homo Sausage". I don't have the pic handy, but if you'd find it, it'd be a real hoot.</strong><hr></blockquote>

http://www.bornplaydie.com/japan/strange/image003.jpg

and for desert

http://www.bornplaydie.com/japan/strange/asse.jpg

[IT Len]

No pic available, but found this on page one of the instructions for some hardware from China...

"With much delighted faces, boxes will be opening to reveal much and many parts...."

Really! [It went downhill from there!]

[Draggar]

I dated an Asian girl a long time ago. Its scary seeing the things in the market sometimes...