Somebody throwing crap at my car.

[[NeoZeeD]]

somebody keeps throwing SH*T at my car, not sure who it is.
but i had a corisca and i wasnt sure who would throw crap i would wake up next morning and there was crap on my car. i had a camera and it showed me it looked liked a dumb kid but that was last year, i still wasnt sure who did it, i know this girl who does **** to peoples car , we went to cracker barrel and she put a buisket on someobody's door handle on there car, she also told me she put syrup on this dudes stearing wheel.
well i got a new car it was sitting across the street from my house not infront of my house so it doesnt look like its my car, i had it out there for weeks and nobody knows i have a new car, me and her went out because we are friends after that a couple of days later somebody threw sh*t at my new car. i can only guess it would be her because nobody else knows i have a new car but her, not even my other dumb @ss friends.

going to put my camera outside , i took it down before.

do you guys have any ideas on what else i can do?

so far it sounds like its her but still could be anyone.
:(

[ephmynus]

Wait outside in the bushes with a paint ball gun.... with red paint balls... that'll scare the hell out of 'em. :D I had some redneck start throwing beer bottles at my truck driving down the road going 55mph. Don't know why he was doing it but he was drunk... really drunk. He as driving a cherry El Camino... I mean immaculate condition.... but he was still a drunk redneck. I was working at Wal Mart as a Cart Pusher (I was 16 at the time) and he came to Wal Mart on a regular basis as I noticed that car everywhere it went... so, one night, he came out of wal mart and there were 8 carts stacked up in the bed of his car. It would have been just fine if he had taken them down nicely, no damage would have been done but then again... this is a drunk redneck and he was drunk this night as well. He got in the back of his car and started kicking the carts and throwing them all over the place... After $2500 in repair to his car, $900 in repair to the F150 next to him and $1100 in repair to the Mustang on the other side of him, I think he began to sober up :)

[ßracius]

Can't imagine why someone would crap on a car.... I agree A+. If it happens everyday or alot then take some time off and wait in the bushes overnight. The camrea idea is good too. If they are crapping on your hood then try some vasaline. You may get streek marks though.

[[NeoZeeD]]

they are not actually throwing crap on my car, but like food or eggs.

i guess friday night im going to stay home and have the camera ready and just watch to see who it is, if its a bunch of stupid kids then i would be pissed off and i would find out where they live and file a police report or something.

but if its this girl i know,... i wouldnt call the cops i would just do it to her car ten times as bad.

[opiate]

could be her sign of affection towards ya! lets hope not...

what to do, what to do....hummm, the only thing I can think of is watching your car 24/7. the only thing is, what are you going to do if it is her?

good luck pal :)

[[NeoZeeD]]

tonight im going to setup my camera, and stay up a little late, also set the vcr on record. if i didnt work tomwarow i would stay up all night if possible. i will find who ever it is.

i'll keep you guys updated.


also if it is her, i will pour oil on her winshield. :mad:

[Spork]

I know a couple of months ago my new car (2001 Monte Carlo) was sitting out on the street cause we were working on our garage. We get done and I go into the house to clean up before pulling my car back into the garage.

I'm in the house for no more than 2 minutes and my mom yells to me that some little kid on a bicycle just ran in the back of my car and took off. I got pissed. So I go out there and my left tail light was destroyed. My mom told me where the kid came from so I go over to the neighbor's house and find out the kid's phone number.

I called his house and he hadn't gotten home yet so I talked to his dad. He really didn't sound bothered until I told him what kinda car it was and how much it would cost for the new light. Then he got angered, I could tell in his voice. I called back 15 minutes later and talked to the little kid. He was absolutely stunned that I was able to track him down. Needless to say that it all got fixed and paid for.

[ßracius]

Heck YEAH! That's a hit and run baby! Nail that little SOB! http://www.stopstart.btinternet.co.uk/sm/pfbbt.gif

[xt477]

go to radio shack and get thier ir.beam dectector 50.00 set it up so that if it gets tripped it sets off a M80. I used model rocket ignitors.

That'll scare the crap out of em!

[[NeoZeeD]]

im going to set up one camera and set the vcr to record, the camera i hav is a security camera so its black and white. when i get home tonight and if i fall asleep next day or same day if they strike again i'll check to see who it is. i was so PISSED this morning , i almost came late to work cleaning that crap off. :mad:

[EvilCabbage]

Woah, I cant believe how restrained some people are.. and how little respect for others property some little punks have.

If I managed to catch anyone doing that sort of stuff to my car/house/stuff, they would have to be taken away in a friggin' ambulance.

Sorry to be the voice of unrest guys..

[opiate]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>tonight im going to setup my camera, and stay up a little late, also set the vcr on record. if i didnt work tomwarow i would stay up all night if possible. i will find who ever it is.

i'll keep you guys updated.


also if it is her, i will pour oil on her winshield. :mad: </strong><hr></blockquote>

If you really want to take it to another level you could always dowse her brakes with WD-40. :D

[WebHead]

When you find out who it is,.. you should throw poop at them. :)

[senectus]

[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>Woah, I cant believe how restrained some people are.. and how little respect for others property some little punks have.

If I managed to catch anyone doing that sort of stuff to my car/house/stuff, they would have to be taken away in a friggin' ambulance.

Sorry to be the voice of unrest guys..</strong><hr></blockquote>

That because we live in australia.
We do't have the massive built up, over populated area's that our yankee mates have.
You gotta remember that the amount of people in New York is equal or greater than the people in the whole of Australia, and we have more land space than they do...

[[NeoZeeD]]

but i dont live in New York i live in Chicago
:D


wish me luck guys my shift is over and im going home and going to set up my security stuff, i'll keep you posted on what happens today.

peace out

[Wayward Clam]

Good luck dude, I really like the paintball idea, red paint will convince them for a second that they have actually been shot and are bleeding... you could also put curry or something in it to increase the "god DAMN that stings" factor. Also, the paint will mark the bastard so you know who it was with complete certainty. Just don't shoot for the eyes or you may be in more legal trouble than you want to deal with.

What if you slept IN the back seat of the car with a paintball rifle or maybe a baseball bat? Would it wake you up if an egg hit it?

[[NeoZeeD]]

REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO:

remington wireles security camera up and running im in the basement watching my TV looking at my car through my TV. STERO sound set for i can hear the cars comming by. VCR ON RECORD...

so far nothing just waiting.

[shamus]

build a garage or alienate yourself from people that deficate on other peoples property.eom.

[Wayward Clam]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO:

remington wireles security camera up and running im in the basement watching my TV looking at my car through my TV. STERO sound set for i can hear the cars comming by. VCR ON RECORD...

so far nothing just waiting.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Too fricken sweeeeet!!!!! :D :D :D

[senectus]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO:

remington wireles security camera up and running im in the basement watching my TV looking at my car through my TV. STERO sound set for i can hear the cars comming by. VCR ON RECORD...

so far nothing just waiting.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Dude, that sounds bloody nice.
I hope you have it on ultra long play.....
I know you don't live in New York, the idea was though, to demonstrate the imense population differance in the two countries. :eek:

[I.R. Admin]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO:

remington wireles security camera up and running im in the basement watching my TV looking at my car through my TV. STERO sound set for i can hear the cars comming by. VCR ON RECORD...
so far nothing just waiting.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Any sign of activity in the enemy ranks, SIR? :D

[Wayward Clam]

We wanna update! What's happenin, man? Did your plan work, or were you left with egg on your face?

[[NeoZeeD]]

Journal entry 1


sorry for the late update ive was up since 2am, nothing happened, i did see a rabbit run acrosse the lawn. but thats about it. i had my stereo kind of loud so every time a plane past by my house it would magnifie the sound and sound super loud in the basement. but nothing, nothing on my car, nobody near my car, just cars drove by. hostiles where not visible

taliban kids did not attack.

[ephmynus]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>Journal entry 1


sorry for the late update ive was up since 2am, nothing happened, i did see a rabbit run acrosse the lawn. but thats about it. i had my stereo kind of loud so every time a plane past by my house it would magnifie the sound and sound super loud in the basement. but nothing, nothing on my car, nobody near my car, just cars drove by. hostiles where not visible

taliban kids did not attack.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Let's get those commie bastards!!! :D

[[NeoZeeD]]

journal entry 2

there is a good chance taliban kids will strike during the weekend. going to buy a 10hr. tape today on my lunch break. but this is the setup.
wireless camera upstairs looking down at my car.
camera reciever downstairs in basement connected to a 6 head vcr. vcr connected to a sony home thearter doply digital reciever.
since i dont work on the weekend im going to stay up longer and be ready to run out there when they strike, if its a car driving by throwing crap, the car has to stop next to my car to throw the stuff then i can run out and get plate number.
if its a taliban kids then i would have to secrety follow then after they throw stuff at my car and find out where they live.

to cold to camp outside, fastest access to outside it through the basement, also basment has a side door where you can run out unnoticed.

going to try to fix my other vcr for i can set up a second camera looking at a different angle.

war has begun.

:mad:

[Lt. Cmdr. DaTaMan]

It would be way cool to set up a camera INSIDE the car! Way cooler if you caught them and turned the tape in to all the local news stations!

[[NeoZeeD]]

that is actually not a bad idea , i would need some kind of power adapter to connect to the car.
i actually tried to do that before when i had the corsica but i guess the corisca couldnt spit out enough juice to give the camera power.
not sure if it will do the same i have a truck now, they have bigger batteries.

hmm but would that kill my battery the next morning?

[MacGyver]

A battery only provides enough juice for you to start your car. Once it is running the alternator can provide enough power to run something continually like a phone charger or laptop...

Personally I think you are better off forgetting about the whole thing. Lets say that you do find out who is responsible. What then? Any action you take will likely result in retaliation on you 10-fold, since they know where you live.

[Wayward Clam]

You need a long, black extension cord is what you need.

On Retaliation: MacGyver has a point. Kids love wars and you will have to handle this carefully unless you want to be in one.

How does one get revenge without getting them to get revenge for your revenge?

[[NeoZeeD]]

well MacGyver i tried to forget, this has been going on since last year. i have parked my car in the garage, also i noticed egg on my garage door. i should be able to park my freakin car infront of my house, i am not taking anyones B*llSH*t. if its stupid kids doing it i will contact there parents and make a police report and show the parents and the police the tapes. if they keep doing after that they will end up in juvinal jail. or i will take legal action and make up crap saying they messed up my car and they will pay me alot of $$$$$$$$$$$ , im sure there parents would hate to give me free money. or get a bill from a shop, i have friends that work at car shop they can create any reciept for me.


if its a friend doing it or somebody i know. i will not take legal action, i would do the same 100 times worse.

i will not stop till i find out for sure, i will not fail i will over come, i will be victoruis.

also i think i spelled victoruis wrong.
oh well

MacGyver this has been going on for to long it needs to come to an end. i will not let this slide.

[opiate]

I just thought of a cool alarm system that would work with your current surveillance setup.

1. Go to the local fireworks store.
2. Get Snaps, lots and lots.
3. Scatter tons of Snaps around the perimeter of your car.

Have your volume turned up on the surveillance equipment. If a perp tries to get near your car, then you will know immediately from the sounds of the Snaps amplified through the surveillance system..

POP, POW, BOINK...

Then dash outside and commence to plan B.

Plan B??? …a good swift kick in the balls???

I haven’t thought out Plan B very well yet, back to the drawing board.


opiate, over and out!

[[NeoZeeD]]

actually if its dumb kids plan b , would be to follow them undetected and find out where they live the contact the police and there parents.also let them view the tape of the crime happening. i cant really hit any kids i would be in a big mess. ..unless i pay another kid to hit them....no that is just wrong, i need cash i got to go the legal way

but if its somebody i know like a dumb friend then plan b would be to comence bombardment 100 fold to there property

[Stalemate]

I can understand you being fed up with this. But take care if you decide to take matters in your own hands.

It may even be considered harassment and you may be able to get a restraining order for the perpetrators.

Have you considered asking the local police for assistance in this? Vandalism is still a crime as far as I know.

Still, I can't wait for your next "episode" to see what happens. This is better than reality TV :p

[[NeoZeeD]]

the most the police will do is have me fill out a police report.


i called them once and they circled around the area but didnt see anything.

but before i point the fingure at anyone i need solid proof.

hopefully they will strike tonight and i can get them on film. since i dont work i am going to stay up even till 4am, unless all of the sudden i just clunk out. :(

[[NeoZeeD]]

REPORT FROM GROUND ZERO:

i came home at 1:00am went out with a friend , she kept making fun of me and the situation.

but i have my car parked outside and still looking and nothing is happening, not sure if talibon kids are sleeping or not. i am having a hell of a time trying to stay awake. my brain is falling asleep im starting to hilusinate, j/k.


so far nothing is happening, i'll keep you guys updated.

[[NeoZeeD]]

its 3:00am now, i dont think they will be comming around, im going to call it quits for today and get ready for tomarow night.

good night everyone. im going to leave my vcr to record.

[Morticia Addams]

Too bad
If I lived closer I would have the Mexican mafia come over and get things straight. ;)

[wholeeo]

Hey I live in Rockford, and if you need a hand kickin some a$$ I'll come over and help. Just reply with a time, ;)

[Wayward Clam]

The other problem about the kids possibility is they may have Taliban parents as well, those type of parents who let their kids run wild because they are drunk/stoned/screwed in the head and too ineffective to be parents. While you still might have some legal recourse in the end the cops are not gonna stop the kids from coming after you because the parents have no power over the kids.

If it's an adult, yes, I am all for the revenge. Let us know and we can give you suggestions of things to add to your "revenge cocktail". :D :D :D :D

[KINGofBLEH]

[quote]Originally posted by Aplustech:
<strong>Wait outside in the bushes with a paint ball gun.... with red paint balls... that'll scare the hell out of 'em. :D I had some redneck start throwing beer bottles at my truck driving down the road going 55mph. Don't know why he was doing it but he was drunk... really drunk. He as driving a cherry El Camino... I mean immaculate condition.... but he was still a drunk redneck. I was working at Wal Mart as a Cart Pusher (I was 16 at the time) and he came to Wal Mart on a regular basis as I noticed that car everywhere it went... so, one night, he came out of wal mart and there were 8 carts stacked up in the bed of his car. It would have been just fine if he had taken them down nicely, no damage would have been done but then again... this is a drunk redneck and he was drunk this night as well. He got in the back of his car and started kicking the carts and throwing them all over the place... After $2500 in repair to his car, $900 in repair to the F150 next to him and $1100 in repair to the Mustang on the other side of him, I think he began to sober up :) </strong><hr></blockquote>

ROFLMAO!!! Did he ever find out who put the carts in his bed?

:D

[Darren Wilson]

It is ElBatcho!!!!! He likes flinging Poop at things :D :D :D :D :D

[[NeoZeeD]]

a new day, i just woke up. nothing happens during the day its always at night


hmmm so i guess i'll get some food, go to gym and then ....... ummm hmmmm i guess wait for the night to come again and start over.

i think the taliban kids strike from the hours of 9pm-1am . so i wont go out today i'll come home early and park my car outside again and wait.


i think im going to go to car wash i want my car nice and shiny. i know what your thinking " dont do it they will mess it up" ... well thats the plan , i want to make my car nice and shiny so it will be irrisistable . my car unfortianitly is my bait. :(

[3fingersalute]

Any word from ground zero???

[[NeoZeeD]]

hmmm well i was monitoring my car since 9pm and nothing has happened, i got bored and went cruising around in my truck and then went to the gym. but from analyzing the situation on who this might be is
good chance it still might be this girl i know.
second if its talibon kids they may be from ages 12-15 years old, there are a group of kids that get together at a park but they look mostly 16 and up. i dont think its a 16 year old and up because i was driving my truck fast and had my music blasted and the large group of teeny boppers turned and looked but i noticed the guys didnt make eye contact with me they put there head down like they didnt want trouble the girls though did keep starting at me (im a pimp j/k)

people tell me sometimes i look evil also i listen to alot of rap music and i blast my radio really loud listening to rap. maybe the teenie boppers thought i was a thug LOL :D

but so far nothing is happening.

[3fingersalute]

[quote]Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
<strong>
but so far nothing is happening.</strong><hr></blockquote>


Keep us posted!

[[NeoZeeD]]

ok ,will do

im going to keep watching for another hour see if anything happens if not then im going to bed and get ready for the packers and bears game tomarow

woot woot woot go bears!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D

[3fingersalute]

I'm taking it nothing happened again?

[amcfreek]

personally ive been known to video tape 24/7 at times when ive run into neighbor problems
any our local sams club has the best deal goin , ya know 2 video survailence cams and monitor for under 100 bucks , personally i would do the motion detector light , and leave 2 vcrs on timers till ya catch the idiot<<< it works for me , i eaven bagged the zoning officer do an unexpected visit
illegal search, complained to the cops , shut him up for a year,, it was worth it !!! caught my neighbor 66 years old smashing the winshield on my f600 truck ,,, yep video cams are great got about 6 or so around here , one in the back porche , for the uninvited guests :D :D :D :D

[[NeoZeeD]]

hmmmm i just heard bad news, the plot may have thickened.

last month late at night a car pulled up to the house and threw something at our house. my sister has a temporary bed in the livving room, so she heard it. so far i heard two different versions of this story.

my sisters version is she heard something hit the house and when she loooked a car drove off.

my brother in laws version, he was talking to her and he noticed something on the house and said what was that?, according to him my sister told him that a white car pulled up to the house a guy came out and threw something at the house, three other guys where outside waiting incase somebody from the house came out.
asked my brother in law if she gave him a discription on how they looked like. he said she told him they looked like maybe gang member or something.


this was late at night we where all sleeping, im upset at my sister for not telling me that night or the next day or the day after that.


these two version are very different from what i heard, unfortiantly my sister isnt home, i have to wait till she comes back and have a long chat with her.

so far it could be a girl
stupid kids
somebody i pissed off.
if its somebody i pissed off i can tell they fear me since they dont have the balls to face me, also according to my brother in laws story they need a group to stop me.

want to know something really screwed up, i live in a nice nieighborhood, i live next to cops, a bunch of police officers and city workers live here. so i dont live in a ghetto dumb .

right now i dont know what to think on who is f*cking with me. somewhere down the line i made some enemies.

so far nothing has happened to my truck and when i found out about this i came racing home to talk with my sister but she wasnt here, so im not going to gym today im going to stay up and watch outside.

this makes me MAD GRRRRRRRR


if its somebody i know that i pissed off in the past and they are trying to get a group of people at me when i find whoever it is im going to hurt them very bad, scar them for they can always remember me.


so much crap going on, i need to get the story straight.

the magical question is ....WHY?

[[NeoZeeD]]

but im hoping its just kids so i can tell there parents and call the cops

or maybe the girl so i can tell her to stop

but if its punk gangs or somebody from my past that dont like me then that would be something bad for me, i would have to see how i would handle that.

[amcfreek]

personally dude i would highley sugest placeing a motion detector outside faceing the street.. park youre car where the motion detector will pick up on it either have it turn light on inside the house , or outside the house , and video tape from the time this crap is most likeley to happen , usually late at night, that and slap a car alarm in youre car and crank it to the point of setting off at loud exausts systems , till ya kacth the idiot , dont sweat it something will break ...

[senectus]

It's a pity that you don't know "when" they do it, It would be neat to hide some flour and egg bomb catapults in the front yard... the when they come past... WHAM!! :)
*Grin*

[amcfreek]

id do a litle more then that , but the federal gvt has a law called the man trap act , if you do rig a devise that causes major bodily injury o death it would be illegal,, eee wouldnt want to brake the law now would we :D :D , id consider these ppl to become accident prone in the near future
i would almost guess its some one close by thats doing it , like a neighbor , that seems to know when youre around , id sugest leaving a friend park nearby in a van and wait while you goto sleep and get a pager/car alarm and let youre buddy wake you up when he sees something
then drag his/its but in youre house for a little accident awareness , shame how ppl slip and fall when they have like drugs and weapon s on them and they brake into some ones house when they are asleep,, yea use a nice 400 k volt plus stun gun on em , till the police arive to find em , and make shure you peper spray him good wouldnt want him to get away :D and dont tell anny one at all that youre friend is snoozin in a van/mini van
id be out in full bloom to nail who or what causeing me this inconvienence, my neighbors kid lets air out of tires regularly, he also robbed my house a few times along with his ex drug dealing father, ex thanx to the feds waitin to see him go on vacation for a while , yep back to school for him .. ive been waiting to get them on tape , they have been real carefull at night, sooner or later they mess up :D

[[NeoZeeD]]

the story my brother in law told me is kinda off because it dosnt explain some stuff. but anything is possible, i still havent been able to speak with my sister towards the issue of somebody throwing somthing at my house and driving off.

if its an adult doing this then i will make them wish they never did it.

if its stupid kids im going to try a find a way i can make money off there stupidity.

if its this girl i know then i ...i reallly cant do much towards her but tell her to stop and make her pay for my lunch.


nothing happened on the weekend. but i wont stop im going to keep looking out, i am the preditor now and they are the prey.

hmmmmm im becoming evil now.

[ßracius]

Stay the course Zero! Don't take crap from anybody much less a little crap that has to deface you property at night when your asleep!

[Mayhem]

Wait....

You told the girl you were monitoring???? And the attacks have stopped??? Might be circumstantial but it sounds like the girl to me???

[[NeoZeeD]]

yeah, thats what my brother said

[[NeoZeeD]]

i spoke with my sister about when somebody threw something at the house, my brother inlaw had another version of the story, i finally asked the main source which is my sister.

she told me she heard something hit the house and when she looked she seen a buick drive away .

i know a girl with a buick she happens to be this girl i go out with's best friend. :mad:

but my sister said the car looked white or yellow, she drive a poop colored brown

[[NeoZeeD]]

dammit so far nothing is happening, nothing happenned the other nights and nothing happened last night :mad:

what the hell i want war, where are the bastards.


:mad: :mad: :mad:

[Wayward Clam]

Starting to sound like whoever it is knows you are waiting.

Try this: tell them all you are fed up with the war and are just going to sleep and screw it all. THEN stay up and wait with your peashooter and wiffle bat. :D :D :D

[[NeoZeeD]]

starting to sound more like the stupid girl i go out to eat with.

:mad:

[Chëëzmønkëy]

any news yet mate?

[[NeoZeeD]]

no im going to watch my car till monday to see if anyone throws crap at it, if nobody throws anything at my car then the finger points at the girl, she is the only one that knew i had a new car and she is the only one that knows i have security camera up.

which sucks but i prefer it be her and not some jerk with a grudge , or some dumb taliban kid with no life.

i can tell her to stop or throw something at her car, or when we go out i can embarass her in public by doing somthing stupid, like the guy from that movie freddy got figured.

if nothing happens and my brother fixes his crappy car and take it out of the garage then im just going to park it back into the garage, stupid birds keep crapping on my car.

speaking of birds something wierd happened a week or two ago. i was putting this spray that makes your tires shiny ( i use a spray called black magic).
but while i was doing it i heard something hit my truck and i thought holy crap im going to beat some @ss somebody threw something at my truck, when i look there was nobody around and i look to the ground to see what hit my truck and it was a stupid bird, this bird flew into my car and hit the side and nocked himself silly, it hopped under the truck i went to the other side to maybe try to catch it but it flew away.

theres my bird story enjoy :D

[Raven]

you have some luck there AbSoLuTeZeR0, but i dont know what to call that type of luck...LOL

[[NeoZeeD]]

well in case you guys are wondering what ever happened to my car getting stuff thrown at it.

well nothing, nothing at all and it was parked outside for a week, but i still wont let my gaurd down.
i'll keep you guys updated if anything new happens.

alot of birds crap on my car :(