Cobra's mid-season NFL report card

[Cobra X]

Teams that = teh rule right now

Green Bay - best team in the NFL right now
Denver - Best all around, as long as everyone stays healthy, could represent the AFC in the superbowl
Pittsburgh - Maddox has brought them back to life, but they've got a weak schedule from here so we won't see how tough they are until the post-season
St. Louis - Started 0-5, but won 3 straight after realizing Marshall Faulk can carry the ball.
Tampa - Best defense in the NFL
New Orleans - Solid team

Team I'm not sure about

San Diego doesn't look so hot anymore after getting trounced by the jets and it'll only get worse with their schedule
New England - Won first 3, lost 4 straight, beat the hell out of a good Buffalo team
Buffalo - Was looking great until they got clobbered by the Pats
Kansas City - They'd be great with a halfway decent defense
Philly - They're still a one man show with McNabb
Atlanta - see Philly and substitute Vick for McNabb
San Fran - They've struggled to beat some ****ty teams. Not sure where they're at right now.

Teams that = teh suck

Oakland - BWahahahahahaaaa! Old dudes need some metamucil
Baltimore - life sucks for them without ray ray
Giants - It's official now
Everyone else.

[Budd]

hey, how about them seahawks? wahoo!!! we suck big time. i can't believe in preseason i thought we'd make the playoffs. we're just terrible. i hate Holmgren for his Dipsh!t play calls (was he that bad in GB?) and Matt Hassleback for sucking @ss. I hate Trent Dilfer for always getting hurt and Shawn Alexander for being a big wuss that a 8th grade B team DT could bring down. i'm sick of the defense playing like a Division III college team. i know theres been injuries, but giving up 160 rushing yards a game? this season is totally shot. i am so sick of saying "theres always next year" or "even though we lost, we they played really well". i want a decent team damnit. i've given this b@stard organization 18 years of my life and what do i have to show for it? 2 division titles and whole lot of sh!tty teams. i'm sorry, but i'm a very bitter football fan right now.

[opiate]

I'm a KC Chiefs fan. Eventhough our dfence sucks our offence is one of the best in the league. Our df is getting better though. I think next year will be our year.

So far my picks are...

AFC:
Denver or Pittsburgh (maybe Miami might come back)

NFC:
Green Bay or Tampa Bay (San Fran might come back...lets hope not though.

I would Love to see Tampa Bay in the Superbowl this year!

[edball]

You forgot to mention how bad the Cowboys are this year. I only wish Barry Sanders kept playing so he would have the rushing record instead of Emmit. Even though I'm a Cowboys fan, I think it is sad when a record is more important than winning the game.

[jaeger]

Originally posted by opiate
I would Love to see Tampa Bay in the Superbowl this year!

Not as much as I would. This season is gonna come down to Green Bay and the Bucs. Lucky for us, we'll get a preview Nov 24. If the Bucs offense can just keep its confidence and move to being good instead of crappy, then its gonna be a Buccaneers superbowl this year. If no offense comes together things will be iffy at best.

[blink]

i'm a raider fan and yeah we really su**.but if tampa plays green bay at lambeau;no chance tampa has never dealt with the cold weather

[Darksteel]

*in best ralph wiggum voice*
go bengals!


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