ATTENTION!! Consultants you need this!.....

[confus-ed]

Where's conultants corner gone? This would have been perfect ... I suspect many of them may use it already... so if you want to become a 'consultant' then this will be just peachy.....

Web Economy Bull**** Generator (http://www.dack.com/web/bull****.html)

The sad thing is I recognise every one of those phrases, they are all in this report I'm reading....! :rolleyes: :D :D :D

[NooNoo]

integrate mission-critical niches

I like! :D :cool: :D

P.S. Don't forget to replace the **** with the appropriate noun :D :D

[MacGyver]

The link is now a dud.

[confus-ed]

Originally posted by MacGyver
The link is now a dud.

Oh no its not! The boards 'profanity' checker has gone mad! :rolleyes:

Here's the real url, you will need to cut and paste all the spaces out of the word s h i t....

http://www.dack.com/web/bull s h i t.html

One of those 'consultants' must have 'fixed' it!

[Stalemate]

aggregate virtual mindshare


Whaaaaat? :confused:

I like too. Will defenitely come in hand at staff meetings. :p

[NooNoo]

Originally posted by a d e p t
aggregate virtual mindshare

Whaaaaat? :confused:

I like too. Will defenitely come in hand at staff meetings. :p

That would be when the boss has held several private video conferences with different departments heads that are not used to working well together and then makes up his mind how the departments are gonna handle it whether they like it or not!

[Drone2903]

Ahhhhhhh!

So this is the site my boss uses to generate those "mission critical" projects titles.

Thanks, now I can jump ahead to the next project before him.


Dan

[FatalException0E]

mesh efficient eyeballs

That sounds a bit painful....

Yeah, I can't link to any pics on crazy****.com anymore, either

[Wayward Clam]

Dude, that's a sweet contribution. :D