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Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 10:03 AM
This is a party hosted by Playboy & Miss February (http://www.ticketmaster.com/artist/853843). Me & QT are going. The rest of you are not.

I RULE AND YOU ALL SUCK AND NEVER, EVER, EVER FORGET IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!
NooNoo
December 30th, 2002, 10:16 AM
VIP TICKET INCLUDES - FREE PARKING, SPECIAL COMMEMORATIVE AUTOGRAPHED PLAQUE FROM MISS FEBRUARY, COMLIMENTARY COAT CHECK, PRIVATE BAR & MUCH MORE.

Jeee free coat check, sure am jealous...:rolleyes:
Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 10:19 AM
They're checking coats too?! OMFG!!! This is even better than I thought!!!! :eek:

/me thinks NooNoo just doesn't realize the magnitude of meeting a Playboy Playmate. :eek2:
NooNoo
December 30th, 2002, 10:21 AM
/me thinks Cobra will find it hard to shake hands with a cardboard cutout... :D
Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 10:26 AM
/me thinks NooNoo doesn't understand that Miss February & several other Playboy bunnies will actually be there.
NooNoo
December 30th, 2002, 10:29 AM
/me suggests Cobra wears baggy trousers and a super absorbent bib then :D :D
Stalemate
December 30th, 2002, 10:35 AM
You still have to pay to be in the general vicinity of a woman? :D
Matridom
December 30th, 2002, 10:49 AM
Originally posted by a d e p t
You still have to pay to be in the general vicinity of a woman? :D

Yup, Poor Cobra, having to pay to get near pretty women..
Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 11:03 AM
Not just a woman you bastages! A playboy playmate! How many of those do you meet in your lifetime?
Quiet Thunder
December 30th, 2002, 11:10 AM
What you jealous genisious fail to realize is that this will be a mini-mansion party. This isn't just 50 men and a cardboard cutout of a playmate. You meet, and hang out with not one, but several playmates. And then you ALL party together. So sit around and enjoy your Friday, cause I'm spending mine with playmates, and NONE of you can say that.
Stalemate
December 30th, 2002, 11:16 AM
Actually, my wife was a model when we met, so you never know guys - you could meet Miss Right! :D
Matridom
December 30th, 2002, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Quiet Thunder
What you jealous genisious fail to realize is that this will be a mini-mansion party. This isn't just 50 men and a cardboard cutout of a playmate. You meet, and hang out with not one, but several playmates. And then you ALL party together. So sit around and enjoy your Friday, cause I'm spending mine with playmates, and NONE of you can say that.

*Yawn*

Must be pretty boring to be single and desperate
Quiet Thunder
December 30th, 2002, 11:18 AM
Who said anything about single and desprate? I can't speak for you, but currently I'm neither.
Matridom
December 30th, 2002, 11:19 AM
Originally posted by Quiet Thunder
Who said anything about single and desprate? I can't speak for you, but currently I'm neither.

neither am I, hence no need to puff up my ego with the chance to see a playmate :D
gazzak
December 30th, 2002, 11:25 AM
Hey good luck chaps! A colleague of mine went to one of these playboy parties in the US last summer. He said it was 200 guys to 2 girls, so get there early!! :D :D
Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by a d e p t
Actually, my wife was a model when we met, so you never know guys - you could meet Miss Right! :D

Cobra's Random Words of Inspiration #810 - As long as he has at least one working hand, no man is truly desperate.
Stalemate
December 30th, 2002, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by Cobra Tha Funky Homo Sapien
Cobra's Random Words of Inspiration #810 - As long as he has at least one working hand, no man is truly desperate.

...Miss Left? :p
Gabriel
December 30th, 2002, 12:27 PM
Originally posted by a d e p t
...Miss Left? :p
I prefer mrs. right
:D
ilovetheusers
December 30th, 2002, 05:10 PM
I'm sure we have all slept with rosey palmer and her 5 sisters, fistine and the like.:rolleyes: They are ho's...


Now, knowing that these chickies do not care 1 ounce for either of you and only want the money paid to them to be there for you to stare at and given that there is free booze I suggest you pound down as much free booze as you can because rosey looks a hell of a lot better after a few beers. Either that or maybe you could get so sauced and annoy the hell out of a few of the models so much so that they will never forget you as long as they live. It's difficult to be loved for life but it's easy to be hate for life and if the end goal is for them to remember you, well... Drinking until you vomit on someone (preferrably the models so they will need to strip out of their clothes) and then trashing the bar Jackass style and then trying to run from cops is a great night worth remembering. Hey, your not getting laid anyway so you may as well F some stuff up and have fun.
Cobra X
December 30th, 2002, 07:45 PM
Originally posted by ilovetheusers
Now, knowing that these chickies do not care 1 ounce for either of you and only want the money paid to them...

So? At least I know up front that this one doesn't give a **** and is only out for money. :D
ilovetheusers
December 30th, 2002, 09:55 PM
Oh, I'm not judging ya. Like ya don't pay for the other ones in one way or another...:rolleyes:
Atodini
December 30th, 2002, 11:16 PM
Cobra...

You know I'm sure I've read in Reader's Digest or similar, that they only invite "Gay's" to these bashes! To protect their investments!

Allegedly!!!!

:bor:
Wayward Clam
December 31st, 2002, 01:38 AM
/me sort of prefers to ogle women who haven't given up the goods to millions around the world already... :D :D :D
GokuSS2
December 31st, 2002, 01:47 AM
Cobra shoudn't make such a big deal.
I got to meet Hugh Hefner and two playmates. When he visited SeaWorld.
Cobra X
December 31st, 2002, 08:22 AM
Bah, you all is teh suck.
Cleetus
December 31st, 2002, 09:26 AM
Cobra's right, this event and the women involved are at least honest like hookers. Every woman is going to cost you money, some more than others. Why not spend, what was it $20, considerably less then a nice date, to have a good time, gauranteed hot chicks, alcohol, and live music.

Just be careful of QT, and have a good time.
orange
December 31st, 2002, 12:58 PM
Originally posted by Cleetus
Just be careful of QT, and have a good time.

Hey QT, you be careful of Cobra too...there's no saying what too much booze and not enough women might do to his mind...teh gay could be lying in wait for you! :D
jmani
December 31st, 2002, 03:25 PM
Not just a woman you bastages! A playboy playmate! How many of those do you meet in your lifetime?

I live in CA, so all the women look like Playmates, they are boaring anyway, I prefer a woman with a brain over beauty.
Larommi
January 6th, 2003, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by ilovetheusers
Oh, I'm not judging ya. Like ya don't pay for the other ones in one way or another...:rolleyes:

Yeah, its called marriage. Legal Prostitution. Buy her a fancy ring for her finger and a house and she sleeps with you. But if you forget monthly "gifts" like roses and cards and sappy **** like that and you are on the couch.:D
Wayward Clam
January 6th, 2003, 01:57 AM
Oh is THAT what you're supposed to get out of marriage???

Damn... maybe I am jealous of Cobra after all... hehehe