5 Creepy Purchases

[WinDrivers]

It's time for the 5 Creepy Purchases thread. These are 5 things you buy at once to creep out or freak out the cashier.

Rules:

a. You get to list five items only, no explanations or elaborations. We should be able to get it from the items alone, like the cashier would.

b. Money is unlimited -- BUT all items must be purchased in your average Walgreen's or Osco, etc..


Here I go with some examples:

1) ept test
2) gauze
3) coat hanger
4) chicken soup for the teenage soul
5) sominex

1) Highlights magazine
2) Teen People magazine
3) Hello Kitty lunch box
4) 10 pack of Trojan condoms
5) box of animal crackers

[Matridom]

(Male)
1) Gauze
2) Condoms
3) Vaseline
4) Thermos
5) GayPride Magazine

[NooNoo]

1) Garden Hose
2) Bucket
3) Ex-lax
4) Extra large 100% extra free toilet tissue
5) Magazine featuring holistic and home remedies

[meatwad]

-PVC Tubing
-Vaseline
-Peanut Butter (Chunky Style)
-"Animal Friendly" Mouse Trap
-Duct Tape

[meatwad]

And of course :D

1) Plastic Tarp
2) Duct Tape
3) Hack Saw
4) Full set of Martin Yan signature series cutlery
5) Aluminum Baseball Bat

[kato2274]

1.) Instant Cofee
2.) rubber gloves
3.) box of sweetener (equal sweet n low etc)
4.) rat poison
5.) living single magazine

[Stalemate]

[list=1]
Can of premium dog food.
Box of Milk Bones.
Candles, candlesticks and matches.
His and Hers dog collars.
Barry White CD.
[/list=1]

[ephmynus]

Astroglide
Plastic Gloves
Binoculars
Straws
Tongs

[KINGofBLEH]

Vivarin
Vivarin
Vivarin
Vivarin
Rope

[Orangeman]

1. Nylon Stockings
2. Heavy crowbar or Flashlight
3. Hypodermic Needle ( usually in a doggie meds kit)
4. Set of handcuffs
5. Hartz-Mountain Catalogue

[+Daemon+]

1) X-lax
2) Methaine Blue
3) Salt Peter
4) Sugar
5) 50 cal machine gun :)

[Gollo]

1) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
2) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
3) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
4) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
5) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper

[Cobra X]

1)50 Giant Pixie sticks
2)24 pack of Jolt Cola
3)5 pound bag of M&Ms
4)Permanent magic markers
5)Book about parenting/babysitting.

[Stalemate]

Originally posted by Gollo
1) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
2) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
3) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
4) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper
5) 32 Roll jumbo pack of toilet paper

:rolleyes: - LOL!

[WebHead]

1) Big giant bag of "Purina Dog Chow" dog food.
2) Roll of wrapping paper.
3) Scotch tape.
4) A ribbon.
5) A custom greeting card labeled, "Hope you like this flavor Grandma =)".

[FatalException0E]

Computer
Digital Camera
Rope
Teen People magazine
LOTS of candy

[Orangeman]

Originally posted by WebHawg
1) Big giant bag of "Purina Dog Chow" dog food.
2) Roll of wrapping paper.
3) Scotch tape.
4) A ribbon.
5) A custom greeting card labeled, "Hope you like this flavor Grandma =)".

You're poor grandmother...:confused: :rolleyes: :D

[WebHead]

Originally posted by Orangeman
You're poor grandmother...:confused: :rolleyes: :D

I never said it was for MY grandmother. I love her very much and would never do that. Just listing 5 creepy purchases is all.