Trade Proposal

[Quiet Thunder]

We at TSS would like to seek out a trade with WD management. We are offering Cleetus, Remy, and Turi. It's a rebuilding year, and we're looking to offset some higher salary vets for some lower priced rookies. Make me an offer.

[Cleetus]

Me and my biatches

[Ya_know]

What does TSS have to offer? What the hell is TSS anyway?

[Quiet Thunder]

What about those three for Noo Noo. Only if she died her hair orange though.

[DocPC]

What about those three for Noo Noo. Only if she died her hair orange though.

No

[Ya_know]

You can have her for free...keep Cleetus.

[Quiet Thunder]

No
Sorry, you're not management here.

[Quiet Thunder]

You can have her for free...keep Cleetus.
That's the one we're trying the hardest to get rid of. Instead of pulling two part time jobs between us and you, he'll stay here full time.

[DocPC]

Sorry, you're not management here.

Neither is anyone else who is likely to comment here.

[Ya_know]

That's the one we're trying the hardest to get rid of. Instead of pulling two part time jobs between us and you, he'll stay here full time.

Where is it that this two-timer is going!?! And here I though he was only my bitch!

[TripleRLtd]

What does TSS have to offer? What the hell is TSS anyway?Doing a google I came up with Toxic Shock Syndrome.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif

[Cleetus]

see, yall could always get stuck with those two

[NooNoo]

We at TSS would like to seek out a trade with WD management. We are offering Cleetus, Remy, and Turi. It's a rebuilding year, and we're looking to offset some higher salary vets for some lower priced rookies. Make me an offer.


OK, we keep cleetus, you get Triple r? Dunno about Remy and Turi.... whats cobra got to say about this?

[meatwad]

Be careful with this one NooNoo. You might want to add in a Poster to be named later. (Julie perhaps? :D)

[Ya_know]

OK, we keep cleetus, you get Triple r? Dunno about Remy and Turi.... whats cobra got to say about this?

Haa haa Trip, you;re on the chopping block, and I am still with the team. See ya... :thumbs2:

[Budd]

i'll be sorry to see you go cleetus, but if that what it takes to get rid of remy and the green chick, so be it.

ps - can i have your seat on the team bus?

[Cleetus]

They have a bus????

I hate you all

[NooNoo]

Haa haa Trip, you;re on the chopping block, and I am still with the team. See ya... :thumbs2:

Remember there are still two more transfer spots up for grabs :devil:

[Cobra X]

They have a bus????

I hate you all

You act like it was cruel & unusual punishment to make you walk a few thousand miles. Don't bother thanking me for your good cardiovascular health or anything, you ingrateful hick.

Actually, if you guys take cleetus full time and remy & the green chick, I'll just settle for a couple of slices of cold pizza and a flat can of mountain dew.

[Ya_know]

Remember there are still two more transfer spots up for grabs :devil:

You don't have it in you. You would miss me, and I would cry. :p

[Cobra X]

Unless you guys got a midget, I'll definitely take the midget. But they have to be willing to dye their hair orange...

[meatwad]

Is it illegal to keep midgets as pets? It shouldn't be.

[Cleetus]

No but the UN actually made a resolution against dwarf tossing

[Cobra X]

Is it illegal to keep midgets as pets? It shouldn't be.

That's what I've been saying for years. I mean, it's better than using them as foodstuffs.

[NooNoo]

Triple R I do believe fits the bill Cobra. You can then send him out for pizza.

Now about these other two, why not send em over, we can have a trial of a week or three and then decide what they are worth?

[Wayward Clam]

I guess this is a poor time to try to renegotiate my free agent contract, huh?

[Quiet Thunder]

OK, we keep cleetus, you get Triple r? Dunno about Remy and Turi.... whats cobra got to say about this?

As general manager of the TSS franchise, I enact and carry out all trades. Cobra, the owner came to my office the other day and told me we had to trim payroll and those were some of the names we discussed.

[Quiet Thunder]

I guess this is a poor time to try to renegotiate my free agent contract, huh?

I'm always willing to discuss renegotiations, but don't expect to get much of a pay raise.

[Quiet Thunder]

Triple R I do believe fits the bill Cobra. You can then send him out for pizza.

Now about these other two, why not send em over, we can have a trial of a week or three and then decide what they are worth?

You should be familiar with Remy. Posted here for a long time under a different name, though I can't remember what it was. She changes names more often than Webby. Turi should fit in fairly well here, although she's a bit of a moron, but there's too much of a cap penalty to cut her outright.

So, do we have a deal?

Cleetus, Remy, and Turi in exchange for Triple R with pre-dyed Orange Hair?

[TripleRLtd]

Haa haa Trip, you;re on the chopping block, and I am still with the team. See ya... :thumbs2:Not so fast Ya_k. I have a "NooNoo trade contract". That is one where I decide where I go or stay, and am not intimidated by those on power trips. Hey, matter of fact, reading the archives, I've noticed many mod's being trading places. Hey, wasn't that a movie??http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[TripleRLtd]

You should be familiar with Remy. Posted here for a long time under a different name, though I can't remember what it was. She changes names more often than Webby. Turi should fit in fairly well here, although she's a bit of a moron, but there's too much of a cap penalty to cut her outright.

So, do we have a deal?

Cleetus, Remy, and Turi in exchange for Triple R with pre-dyed Orange Hair?Hey, how'd you know I have orange hair?http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif

[NooNoo]

Not so fast Ya_k. I have a "NooNoo trade contract". That is one where I decide where I go or stay, and am not intimidated by those on power trips. Hey, matter of fact, reading the archives, I've noticed many mod's being trading places. Hey, wasn't that a movie??http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif


You didn't read the small print, the bit that says, unless I decide otherwise....

[NooNoo]

You should be familiar with Remy. Posted here for a long time under a different name, though I can't remember what it was. She changes names more often than Webby. Turi should fit in fairly well here, although she's a bit of a moron, but there's too much of a cap penalty to cut her outright.

So, do we have a deal?

Cleetus, Remy, and Turi in exchange for Triple R with pre-dyed Orange Hair?


Yep we have a deal... Is there going to be anything in the contract about not being allowed to set them free? Cleetus will never be free, you can rest assured on that, however the other two may be considered along with Clammie.

[TripleRLtd]

You didn't read the small print, the bit that says, unless I decide otherwise....Darn, there is always that small print...Where's my lawyer!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Quiet Thunder]

Yep we have a deal... Is there going to be anything in the contract about not being allowed to set them free? Cleetus will never be free, you can rest assured on that, however the other two may be considered along with Clammie.

Nope, the other two don't have cap penalties, only Cleetus. Once the trade is complete and official, then you may do as you please with them.

I expect TripleR to report for duty beginning Monday morning at 8am est. It was nice doing business with you.

[TripleRLtd]

Nope, the other two don't have cap penalties, only Cleetus. Once the trade is complete and official, then you may do as you please with them.

I expect TripleR to report for duty beginning Monday morning at 8am est. It was nice doing business with you.OK, so where EXACTLY do I report on Monday? Is this a Geeks thing or what? Do I get to say goodbye to everyone I got to like? Or, is this a "no frills" transfer? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif

[MobilePCPhysician]

OK, so where EXACTLY do I report on Monday? Is this a Geeks thing or what? Do I get to say goodbye to everyone I got to like? Or, is this a "no frills" transfer? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifThree beers for you leaving. Hip, Hip, Hooray.

Who will be the Windrivers Greeter now?? I don't think that was a very smart trade. People will ask a question now and get it answered correctly so much faster, that post padding will be so much harder. How can I pad my totals if the person posting the question is not taken off on wild tangents???

"Script Kiddies" will invade from all forums.

Windrivers is doomed!!!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

[NooNoo]

http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifThree beers for you leaving. Hip, Hip, Hooray.

Who will be the Windrivers Greeter now?? I don't think that was a very smart trade. People will ask a question now and get it answered correctly so much faster, that post padding will be so much harder. How can I pad my totals if the person posting the question is not taken off on wild tangents???

"Script Kiddies" will invade from all forums.

Windrivers is doomed!!!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/smile.gif


Seems like you just volunteered :) I have it set as your status shortly.

[NooNoo]

Nope, the other two don't have cap penalties, only Cleetus. Once the trade is complete and official, then you may do as you please with them.

I expect TripleR to report for duty beginning Monday morning at 8am est. It was nice doing business with you.


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[confus-ed]

Hey Missus with the selctive edits - you leave my post count alone ! :devil:

All things considered though, best approach ;)

To answer my earlier now non existant question which was actually Ya_Knows
What the hell is TSS anyway ?
Which might well make this damn silly thread make a whole load more sense to the rest of us ..

TSS = This Site Sucks (http://www.this-site-sucks.com/)

Which is the work of that semi-humanoid that is Cobra X :p

Anyway I move we have a vote first, I think we are getting a pants deal - Noo's editing chores might fall, but remember the 'entertainment value' - Trips really good for that :devil:

[NooNoo]

Why do you think I didn't offer you and Julie ?

[confus-ed]

Why do you think I didn't offer you and Julie ?

Cheeky mare ! :devil:

Who will be the Windrivers Greeter now?? I don't think that was a very smart trade. People will ask a question now and get it answered correctly so much faster, that post padding will be so much harder. How can I pad my totals if the person posting the question is not taken off on wild tangents???

"Script Kiddies" will invade from all forums.

Windrivers is doomed!!!
So who is Windrivers greeter then ? Am I demoted back to that now - I thought this 'Geezer' business was my ticket out of that lame job ? :rolleyes: :sad: - so that being said, things might not improve at all ..:grin:

If you keep up this level of confus-ed-ness we are gonna have to promote Julie to head mod - because he/she/it makes more sense than all of this put together :p

[TripleRLtd]

Hey Missus with the selctive edits - you leave my post count alone ! :devil:

All things considered though, best approach ;)

To answer my earlier now non existant question which was actually Ya_Knows

Which might well make this damn silly thread make a whole load more sense to the rest of us ..

TSS = This Site Sucks (http://www.this-site-sucks.com/)

Which is the work of that semi-humanoid that is Cobra X :p

Anyway I move we have a vote first, I think we are getting a pants deal - Noo's editing chores might fall, but remember the 'entertainment value' - Trips really good for that :devil: Just as I thought: a geeks thing. Well, she did say to me once that I was a perfect fit for them.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif I just ddn't know whether to take it as an insult or a compliment...

PS
Your inbox is full....and NOOOO, not that one.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[NooNoo]

TSS is not geeks... this you will learn... slowly.

[confus-ed]

They don't want to trade Trip at TSS anyway :p ( I just went & looked ) - they want a dwarf http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dunno.gif (don't ask me about any of this http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crazy.gif) so it strikes me nobody except our respective Glorious leaders wants it anyway ...

Time for fresh elections methinks ... hang on we never had any .. :eek2:
Hell I forgot ! Democracy was never a strong point around here ... I shall just go get fresh orders orders then http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/whack.gif

(& yeah I'm the one on the right ! :D)

[gazzak]

Is there something in the air today? If so, can I have some please?

[confus-ed]

This little guy sums it all up ! http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/crazy.gif

[TripleRLtd]

Is there something in the air today? If so, can I have some please?No, not today. It's been "in the air" since around November, and no, you don't want any of that air: it's just hot air.
PS
Close to that "insanity" milestone G. Congrats.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif Or is it a millstone?http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/dunno.gif

[Cleetus]

So um, what happened and stuff

[NooNoo]

Oh its quite simple Cleetus, you will only post here from now on, along with Remi and Turi, Triple will only post at TSS.

This arrangement starts at 8am Monday morning EST. Any posts by triple after that time will be deleted and a complaint will be registered with QT to control Cobra's pizza boy. I expect I will get the same from QT about you.

[Mayet]

Qt darling ...sweetheart.......hunny bunches...snookumps......


We didn't really want tripler did we...how aboutYa_Know..or Confus_ed....or even better Adept...but please not Triple........ :devil:

I suppose you want to give him Femme Forum access to replace Turi and Remy eh

Tripler to replace Remi.....godamn what is TSS coming to.....and how come you didnt sell webby...or did you put him up on the PETA site...
For Sale...One WEBhead..AKA Spidey.....AKA Yahoo Chick Magnet.......

[Quiet Thunder]

Nah, if we delt Webby, we'd have to find a new janitor. Besides, the guy literally works for peanuts, so salary wasn't an option. As far as TripleR, we'll probably find a way to trade him for a midget.

[Quiet Thunder]

Just as I thought: a geeks thing. Well, she did say to me once that I was a perfect fit for them.

TSS IS NOT GEEKS. Not even close. I should fine you for even thinking that.

[TripleRLtd]

How about this as food for thought:
The chat pack goes to TSS. There, they can do what they do best: nothing. And if anyone happens to check in, they call them names and kick them off, all while filling air and bandwith with useless banter.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif Imagine, then TSS could have a real mod and a chat room.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif
That old geeks group comes back here. What kind of pack were they? The steam room pack? Whatever. For the first time in years they could be where they have always wanted to be...and seemingly never left. Never has been much action wherever they turned up anyway, so may as well come back en masse and stop playing charades.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
But, there is some talk about some orange haired fattie girl, which seems to be all they want. Not sure if they mean julie on teh nip, or punkinhead, but if that is all they want in order for us to get back teh Cleetus, my suggestion is do it now!!!! Quickly....

[Cobra X]

TSS needs no chat room.

We wanted a midget. Trade VETOED.

[confus-ed]

We wanted a midget. Trade VETOED.

You can have Titchski - she's only 4 ft 8 (he says wondering how the hell he actually remembered anything !) - not technically a Dwarf/midget I think thats less than 4ft? ( & something to do with chromosomes?) - but the nearest we have ! :D

[NooNoo]

TSS needs no chat room.

We wanted a midget. Trade VETOED.

Cobra, Triple IS a MIDGET, why else do you think I said he was a perfect fit for your requirements?

Please inspect the goods before vetoing, it is only polite ;)

[eboyjones]

This is how TSS members feel about the trade.

http://www.this-site-sucks.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=159

as quoted from their site;

"Yea, well no one said that TripleR would be sticking around here long. Havn't you ever herd of pulling a trade so you can deal with someone else? "

So Trip looks like you are just a pawn in the power brokers hands.

We would have a going away party for you but Cleetus drank all the beer!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif

[Cleetus]

Dude, I just stumble around evrywhere

[Cobra X]

Cobra, Triple IS a MIDGET, why else do you think I said he was a perfect fit for your requirements?

Please inspect the goods before vetoing, it is only polite ;)

No he's not, he's a dwarf, there's a big difference. I'm shocked that you would try to pawn a dwarf under the guise of a midget on me Noo.

[Cleetus]

There will be some spare ones left after the show midget bachelor tonight!!!

[confus-ed]

Dude, I just stumble around evrywhere

Yeah of course ... you drank all the beer ! :p

Remember how mad Homer was last time :D ?
http://www.geocities.com/HankAzaria1/Hank_site/Hank_pics/Selected/Cletus/choke.jpeg

[NooNoo]

Meh... your loss...