Wrbby's future predictions hotline

[WebHead]

Need a look into your future? Wanna know if that hot girl 2 offices down the hall from you feels as hot for you as you do for her? Playing the lottery this weekend? Trying to figure out if your lady is cheating on you? Nervous about your upcoming review? Well never fear. Wrbby is here to help you.

Just post your question and I will provide a quick answer for you after looking into my amazing crystal ball. Now keep in mind this is a free service. I will show you the door, but it will be entirely up to you to walk through it. Quick answers only. No discussions.

[WebHead]

And for my first prediction, I predict there is nobody left online right now. :eek2:

C'mon and get posting people. I got 25 more posts to get to 4000. :p

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Quick answers only. No discussions.

I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

[Major Kong]

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

[Major Kong]

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

[WebHead]

I predict a discussion.


Will we ever land on the moon again wrbby?

Indeed we will sooner than later. It is George W. Bushes #1 goal right now to fly up there and discover once and for all exactly what kind of cheese the moon is made of.

[WebHead]

Is it true if you marry a moonshiner's daughter she'll make you licker?

This is very true. In fact she'll make you liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

[WebHead]

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

No. Everyone knows Atlantis is located in New Jersey.

[GrandDad]

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

[jitBob]

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

[GrandDad]

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

[WebHead]

Will I make 1000 posts by the end of the week ?

Not a chance in hell. :)

[WebHead]

If California slides into the sea, will I be able to sell view seats on top of Mt. Rainier?

Sounds like you need to get laid. I'll send over one of my best hookers. This ones on the house.

[GrandDad]

Not a chance in hell. :)
Aww d*m .

[WebHead]

Will I ever meet Major Kong ?

Well that depends on what you'll be wearing.

[shamus]

Is it true pi ain't square?

[WebHead]

Is it true pi ain't square?

It's true that hot chicks aren't into nerds. Leave the math books at home book worm and learn how to wake-board.

[WebHead]

Next question. And hurry it up people, I don't have all night here.

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Will Granddad make it to 300 posts by the end of the week?

[WebHead]

Will Granddad make it to 300 posts by the end of the week?

Not if his wife can help it. :eek2:

[MobilePCPhysician]

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?

[GrandDad]

Not if his wife can help it. :eek2:
He's on the money with that one.

[GrandDad]

Will it reach 90 degree's here tommorow .

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

[MobilePCPhysician]

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?
No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif

[imaeditedbysowulo]

No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif


I thought doing that was kinda like a signature move in wrestling where only one person can do it????

I checked the forum rules but couldn't find any mention of it. :rolleyes:

[WebHead]

will I make 400 posts before you make 4000?

My crystal ball is clouded,.. try again later.

[WebHead]

Will it reach 90 degree's here tommorow .

Yes,.. it will reach 90 degrees here tomorrow.

[MobilePCPhysician]

You lose!!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif

[WebHead]

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

No. But my crystal ball is telling me that he has a little bit of chocolate pudding on the tip of his nose.

[WebHead]

No, never mind. Had to go into the tech area to answer a question. Wasted number 400 on a tech question. Oh, yeah and Webby, when they have post number one by their name, you have to say, "welcome to Windrivers, (insert lame handle here)http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif

Can you please rephrase the question? My crystal ball is having difficulty understanding what you are asking.

[WebHead]

I thought doing that was kinda like a signature move in wrestling where only one person can do it????

I checked the forum rules but couldn't find any mention of it. :rolleyes:

Excuse me,.. either **** or get off the pot.

Next...

[WebHead]

You lose!!http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif

I'm sorry to tell you that my crystal ball says that you still have around 3600 more posts before you can make that claim. Based on this information you will need to go sit down and rethink your entire life now. You should have it sorted out by next millenium. Hope this helps. :)

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Will I be quoted in your 4000th post?

[WebHead]

Will I be quoted in your 4000th post?

Thats a silly question. Didn't you mean to ask, "Wrbby,.. will Yahoo change the look of their homepage?" And then I would reply, "Indeed! Tonight in fact!"

[WebHead]

Oh and btw,.. I hope Wrbby the hard-*** fortune teller hasn't scared away any of you creeps. Keep the questions coming.

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Who's going to win the presedential election and will Jaxs and Techs ever be friends?

[confus-ed]

Will 3 R's suffer any permanent shoulder damage from constantly patting himself on the back?

Is that before or after you injure your finger from jabbing him in the eye all the god-damned time or not first ? :rolleyes: :eek2:

Who's going to win the presedential election and will Jaxs and Techs ever be friends?

I finally remembered why you picked that name, can't help it with the 'mixing' can you ?

My old dad says if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all, I think his advice holds good ;) - don't let your desire for 'fun' run away with you...

[gazzak]

What number will the thunderball be tonight, (1-14). My ticket will be chosen on what you say.

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Is that before or after you injure your finger from jabbing him in the eye all the god-damned time or not first ? :rolleyes: :eek2:



I finally remembered why you picked that name, can't help it with the 'mixing' can you ?

My old dad says if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all, I think his advice holds good ;) - don't let your desire for 'fun' run away with you...

I've got some pretty god-damned strong fingers, so I'd say before. :)

[WebHead]

Who's going to win the presedential election and will Jaxs and Techs ever be friends?

My crystal ball says that in November there will be a big surprise and it will be in your favor.

Jaxs and Techs are already friends, as they are always there for each other daily. I see a long happy future for those two.

[WebHead]

Is that before or after you injure your finger from jabbing him in the eye all the god-damned time or not first ? :rolleyes: :eek2:



I finally remembered why you picked that name, can't help it with the 'mixing' can you ?

My old dad says if you ain't got nothing nice to say, don't say nothing at all, I think his advice holds good ;) - don't let your desire for 'fun' run away with you...

A stitch in time saves nine.

[WebHead]

What number will the thunderball be tonight, (1-14). My ticket will be chosen on what you say.

My crystal ball says to choose 8.

[WebHead]

I've got some pretty god-damned strong fingers, so I'd say before. :)

A rolling stone gathers no moss

[imaeditedbysowulo]

My crystal ball says that in November there will be a big surprise and it will be in your favor.

Jaxs and Techs are already friends, as they are always there for each other daily. I see a long happy future for those two.

You have the best crystal balls, I can't wait for November!

Will the Lakers come back to beat the Pistons?

[GrandDad]

Will things settle down soon here ?

signed ; Worried

I've been coming around WD probably longer than most here , either as lurker or member long before 2001 and a lot really hasn't changed except there doesn't seem to be many coming in for help anymore and I guess thats the problem , not enough to do so you start posting about other things and somebody my get thier toes steped on when no harm was meant .
The Lounge is just a place to b*llsh*t and pass the time and get to know others .
I'm noTech or such and what little I know was learned from here and other places and just jump in to a puter and see what makes it tick .
I guess what I'm trying to say is everyone here and comes here is important
because they either solve a problem make us laugh or give us something to think about .
To quote from a movie ( I think it was 'Martians are Attacking' or something or other ) ' Can't we all just get Along ' . lol

If I'm stepping out of line just say so and I'll go back to being a Silent Member .

signed : GrandDad

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Will things settle down soon here ?

signed ; Worried

I've been coming around WD probably longer than most here , either as lurker or member long before 2001 and a lot really hasn't changed except there doesn't seem to be many coming in for help anymore and I guess thats the problem , not enough to do so you start posting about other things and somebody my get thier toes steped on when no harm was meant .
The Lounge is just a place to b*llsh*t and pass the time and get to know others .
I'm noTech or such and what little I know was learned from here and other places and just jump in to a puter and see what makes it tick .
I guess what I'm trying to say is everyone here and comes here is important
because they either solve a problem make us laugh or give us something to think about .
To quote from a movie ( I think it was 'Martians are Attacking' or something or other ) ' Can't we all just get Along ' . lol

If I'm stepping out of line just say so and I'll go back to being a Silent Member .

signed : GrandDad


Keep speakin your mind, not nearly enough people do that these days.

So wrbby, will Granddad continue speaking his mind or will he become just another silent member?

[MobilePCPhysician]

Age and experience shall prevail over youth and cockinesshttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/bigok.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/bigok.gif


Well, I believe that now, now that I'm older, http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[WebHead]

dooo doo DOOO,.. we're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service or has been disconnected. Please try your call again. *click*

[TripleRLtd]

Will things settle down soon here ?

signed ; Worried

I've been coming around WD probably longer than most here , either as lurker or member long before 2001 and a lot really hasn't changed except there doesn't seem to be many coming in for help anymore and I guess thats the problem , not enough to do so you start posting about other things and somebody my get thier toes steped on when no harm was meant .
The Lounge is just a place to b*llsh*t and pass the time and get to know others .
I'm noTech or such and what little I know was learned from here and other places and just jump in to a puter and see what makes it tick .
I guess what I'm trying to say is everyone here and comes here is important
because they either solve a problem make us laugh or give us something to think about .
To quote from a movie ( I think it was 'Martians are Attacking' or something or other ) ' Can't we all just get Along ' . lol

If I'm stepping out of line just say so and I'll go back to being a Silent Member .

signed : GrandDad Naw, Pappy, you are definitely NOT out of line. For me: it's great to hear an outspoken voice: someone not "afraid" of the "Gangs of WD".
You just keep sticking around and speaking your voice, and it WILL be heard.
And, to hear you say something about the "little" you know about PC's you learned here makes me proud of what I do, and I'll bet, many others here. It's almost like confirmation. And guess what: we ALL need a little of that every now and then...especially when you start having doubts about what you are doing, if you know what I mean.
And, as far as why WD does not have enought "tech" action, and too much lounge action, I guess it goes back to when this became a pay site. But guess what? That caused so many wounds, they still haven't healed completely, so I would advise we not go there. WE had nothing to do with that, and we could probably never understand, competelym why that decision was made in the first place. But one thing IS for sure: Someone started this site for the benefit of others, AND it is still here for the benefit of others, and the forums and chat are still free, and drivers are sooo easy to find anymore. So, the way I see it, we still are "gooderly" and care, and so many "hit" this site and take advice already given. AND: there is nothing wrong with that.

PS
Did you know that as soon as Jack said: "Can't we all just get along", they killed him?http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif

[WebHead]

Keep on posting here and having fun as much as you like Grandad. :)

[Archer]

How many real members does Windrivers have and how many of those virtual members are yours http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif ?

[Archer]

Will windrivers members ever stop talking politics ?

[gazzak]

My crystal ball says to choose 8.

The thunderball was 6! However, your post time was too late for me to waste money on some tickets anyway. So I'll give you one more chance, what will the thunderball be next Saturday, (1-14)?

[Archer]

Odd number possibly related to a relatives birthday.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif

[TechZ]

isnt thunderball some sort of lotto?

[GrandDad]

How many real members does Windrivers have and how many of those virtual members are yours http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif ?
If I told you that then I would have to **** you , its Top Secret stuff and all .

[Camaro80z]

Will I ever get to kiss a girl again without having to pay her first?

[GrandDad]

Hey Camaro80z , where does the '80z' come from ?
I bought a new Z28 in '86' had just the 305 w/4brrl. and 5 speed trans , trans didn't last long ;) I could out run the IROC's until about 130mph , liked the car when I could stay away from Mustangs and Vette's . :thumbs:

[Camaro80z]

Hey Camaro80z , where does the '80z' come from ?
I bought a new Z28 in '86' had just the 305 w/4brrl. and 5 speed trans , trans didn't last long ;) I could out run the IROC's until about 130mph , liked the car when I could stay away from Mustangs and Vette's . :thumbs:


It comes from my fathers street car, which was my first race car. It is a 1980 camaro z28 t top car with a 560 hp 355. I never had to worry about vettes or mustangs! :thumbs:

I started using it as my internet alias when I was 13 or 14, and I have always kept it the same. No one else has ever used it, so it works.

We better stop talking about cars, otherwise Ya_Know will get mad at me! :devil:

[TripleRLtd]

355 engine? Where did that come from.? I don't remember any 355's, but I haven't been into that sort of stuff for years. Bored out 350?
PS
As far as teh Ya_k getting mad at ya: you said HB to him so you'll be alright for at least a couple of days.
;-)

[Archer]

If I told you that then I would have to **** you , its Top Secret stuff and all .

Is that you in there Webby? http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage12/5.gif

[GrandDad]

Is that you in there Webby? http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage12/5.gif
Never tell . :devil:

[GrandDad]

355 engine? Where did that come from.? I don't remember any 355's, but I haven't been into that sort of stuff for years. Bored out 350?
PS
As far as teh Ya_k getting mad at ya: you said HB to him so you'll be alright for at least a couple of days.
;-)
Ya , slightly .
Like to know wht all had on or in that thing . :thumbs:

[Tekboy]

dooo doo DOOO,.. we're sorry, the number you have dialed is no longer in service or has been disconnected. Please try your call again. *click*

What, doing time with Miss Cleo now?

[WebHead]

The thunderball was 6! However, your post time was too late for me to waste money on some tickets anyway. So I'll give you one more chance, what will the thunderball be next Saturday, (1-14)?

Got the Crystal Ball recalibrated. Go with 3.

[WebHead]

Will I ever get to kiss a girl again without having to pay her first?

The lady in your life will be very happy to know you are interested in kissing girls.

[WebHead]

It comes from my fathers street car, which was my first race car. It is a 1980 camaro z28 t top car with a 560 hp 355. I never had to worry about vettes or mustangs! :thumbs:

I started using it as my internet alias when I was 13 or 14, and I have always kept it the same. No one else has ever used it, so it works.

We better stop talking about cars, otherwise Ya_Know will get mad at me! :devil:

Should've gotten an iroc-z (http://www.harrisonidaho.com/2002CarShow/3.jpg)

[WebHead]

How many real members does Windrivers have and how many of those virtual members are yours http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif ?

Crystal ball says, "No it doesn't. It's funny! Their clothes are different than my clothes! Ha ha ha!"

[confus-ed]

Crystal ball says, "No it doesn't. It's funny! Their clothes are different than my clothes! Ha ha ha!"

Well other folks might see it different ;) - however the 'magnificence' of your current sig line is such that I for one will take it all in my stride ;)

"Disclaimer for tech related topics: I enjoy posting tech help when I can. If I have missed something or I am redundant, or if I have worded something wrong,.. then I do apologize in advance with the greatest of sincerity. The integrity of my posting is very important to me and I will do my best to ensure my words with honor and dignity. "

Of course all your 'friends' now need similar & for them all to be 'sincere' too.. :eek2:

[Archer]

Dear Mystic Meg err.........Webb http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Will England actually get to win a game of football this season and if so whats the score or should they all come home right now?

[Archer]

Crystal ball says, "No it doesn't. It's funny! Their clothes are different than my clothes! Ha ha ha!"Dear Mytic Dribble err...Webb

Please can you look again and give a clearer picture this one is tooo obscure [even for me :D] and does Confus_ed really exist or is he also a gliche in the Matrix?

[confus-ed]

Dear Mytic Dribble err...Webb

Please can you look again and give a clearer picture this one is tooo obscure [even for me :D] and does Confus_ed really exist or is he also a gliche in the Matrix?

I unlike others am 100% real, though I may be deliberatley confus-ed now & again for entertainment purposes, however I have never suffered from multiple personality man syndrome so I 'd recognise the symptoms which any infectees may have forgotten or only be partially aware of having recovered a bit ..

Is that any clearer yet ? :D - Oh & webby of course as spider man would have an alter ego too who likes dressing up & stuff too .. if you don't get that last bit you are beyond redemption & should leave forwith for the sake of your sanity ! :D:D:D

[paraflyer]

Will we find Atlantis in Antarctica?

Depends on what the new SG team finds....

[Archer]

Yea will Col O`niell [with two ll`s] survive or is that him written out of the series now? :D

OH............and is he Confus_ed alter ego ? :D:D

[Camaro80z]

Should've gotten an iroc-z (http://www.harrisonidaho.com/2002CarShow/3.jpg)


Nope, wrong body style, and too slow. The TBI in those things is horrid! :thumbs:

[Camaro80z]

355 engine? Where did that come from.? I don't remember any 355's, but I haven't been into that sort of stuff for years. Bored out 350?
PS
As far as teh Ya_k getting mad at ya: you said HB to him so you'll be alright for at least a couple of days.
;-)


It actually is a 358, but the 355 is a more common number, so we go with it. It is a bored over and de stroked 350. The shop that does our engine work also builds Nascar engines, so we get their left over technology. They will scrap a design if they can get 3 hp from a new design, and we get a great deal on parts for drag racing motors. No one else goes in our engines, so no one else sees their speed secrets.

As to Ya_K, he would go after me about cars 20 minutes after i gave him a million dollars. What grace period are you talking about? :thumbs:

[WebHead]

Dear Mystic Meg err.........Webb http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
Will England actually get to win a game of football this season and if so whats the score or should they all come home right now?

England? Football? Win? Well what more do you want? The New England Patriots are the current football champions. My crystal ball says that's very impressive.

[WebHead]

Dear Mytic Dribble err...Webb

Please can you look again and give a clearer picture this one is tooo obscure [even for me :D] and does Confus_ed really exist or is he also a gliche in the Matrix?

Remember,.. I can only show you the door. It's up to you to walk through it. Btw,.. do you uh, Yahoo?

[WebHead]

Well other folks might see it different ;) - however the 'magnificence' of your current sig line is such that I for one will take it all in my stride ;)

"Disclaimer for tech related topics: I enjoy posting tech help when I can. If I have missed something or I am redundant, or if I have worded something wrong,.. then I do apologize in advance with the greatest of sincerity. The integrity of my posting is very important to me and I will do my best to ensure my words with honor and dignity. "

Of course all your 'friends' now need similar & for them all to be 'sincere' too.. :eek2:

My crystal ball says you must invest in a more comfortable pair of shoes.

[WebHead]

Depends on what the new SG team finds....

Um,.. excuse me, but I'm the one with the magical crystal ball around here. Sheesh.

[WebHead]

Yea will Col O`niell [with two ll`s] survive or is that him written out of the series now? :D

OH............and is he Confus_ed alter ego ? :D:D

I'm offering a look into your future and this is the question you came up with? Thats it! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

[King Grover]

yo, dude. are we evar goanna see a retrun of teh "Axt teh Muppet" thread?

[WebHead]

Nope, wrong body style, and too slow. The TBI in those things is horrid! :thumbs:

I'm telling NASCAR on you!

[jitBob]

Why would anyone think an Iroc is fast?

[jitBob]

How could any Camaro owner be afraid of a Mustang?

[paraflyer]

I'm offering a look into your future and this is the question you came up with? Thats it! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!

What, your crystal ball has a soup dispenser?

Neat-o!

[jitBob]

When Archer was speaking of _Ed, did he really mean a glitch in the Marx Brothers?

[jitBob]

What date will NooNoo reach a million posts?

[paraflyer]

Is it true pi ain't square?

Pi are round.

Cornbread are square!

[paraflyer]

Yea will Col O`niell [with two ll`s] survive or is that him written out of the series now? :D

OH............and is he Confus_ed alter ego ? :D:D

Well, there's a new season announced for SG-1, separate from Atlantis.

[Archer]

I'm offering a look into your future and this is the question you came up with? Thats it! NO SOUP FOR YOU!!


Hey were talkin important stuff here http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
I wanna see him kill some more ghould snakeheads http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif
What is the soup of the day anyway?

[Archer]

Well, there's a new season announced for SG-1, separate from Atlantis.

Whats the Atlantis bit and I thought you yanks were a series in front of us brits on most series or is that all they made?

[WebHead]

Why would anyone think an Iroc is fast?

What is this? Some kind of sick joke? I really need to find better call screeners.

[Archer]

Btw,.. do you uh, Yahoo?
Was this you gettin kinky all of a sudden http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[WebHead]

What date will NooNoo reach a million posts?

The term "million" is soooo yesterday. These days we talk in terms of "billion" or even "trillion".

[WebHead]

Pi are round.

Cornbread are square!

Crystal ball thinks you've been watching too much Martha Stewart. Be sure to check out the local video rental store this Thursday evening. There will be a blonde woman in the "drama" section. She will admire your taste in movies.

[WebHead]

Hey were talkin important stuff here http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
I wanna see him kill some more ghould snakeheads http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif
What is the soup of the day anyway?

It is true that a great investment opportunity awaits you. Something to do with a friend of yours named, "Mike".

[WebHead]

Was this you gettin kinky all of a sudden http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

No no you gay homesexual. I am saying to google that phrase and you will find out that it is a Simpsons quote. D'oh!

[jitBob]

No no you gay homesexual. I am saying to google that phrase and you will find out that it is a Simpsons quote. D'oh!
NooNoo is a gay homosexual???

[jitBob]

Is this the future of the Cleet-ones cat?
http://www.findcoolmovies.com/fritzi/pics/fritz02.gif

[Archer]

NooNoo is a gay homosexual???No Webby is and hes ugly too thats why he wears a mask :D

So what is soup of the day,I hope its banana I love banana ring soup ?

[WebHead]

No Webby is and hes ugly too thats why he wears a mask :D

So what is soup of the day,I hope its banana I love banana ring soup ?

LOL

Banana ring soup? My crystal ball needs to take a time out to run to the restroom. Blah!

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[Archer]

tootle,tootle oop.bah,bah,tootle,toole oop.bah,bah,banana soup,tootle,tootle oop.bah,bah,tootle,tootle oop.bah,bah............

Now back to the amazing adventures of Mystic Dribble................

[Tekboy]

LOL

Banana ring soup? My crystal ball needs to take a time out to run to the restroom. Blah!

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[TechZ]

Hey tekboy, close on my heels eh

[corturbra]

Oh wise and all seeing one....

Will my neighbours forgive me for putting up 6 foot fence panels to block their view of me?

Will I ever care about the outcome of question 1?

Will I ever escape the clutches of the Computer loser, I mean user?

[Stalemate]

Dear Head of Web,

The voices tell me that it's wrong to eat peanut butter AND chocolate at the same time.

What does the ball of silicate say?

[firemonkey]

Is it true pi ain't square?
I know this one, it is true, poptart

[WebHead]

Dear Head of Web,

The voices tell me that it's wrong to eat peanut butter AND chocolate at the same time.

What does the ball of silicate say?

My crystal ball says I am predicting the future, not answering silly questions about snacks.

[Camaro80z]

Oh great webby,

Will my father's eye heal well enough for him to be able to race again?

Will my grandmother find peace during these final days of her life?

Will my dog be okay after the surgeies he will need on his hips for them popping out of socket?

Will they ever be able to fix this buggy and much slower system that we are having to use at my work?

Will I ever get to kiss a girl? (its only been 3 years)


Please help!

(As you can see, my life has been roses these last 2 weeks) :sad: :sad: :sad:

[WebHead]

yo, dude. are we evar goanna see a retrun of teh "Axt teh Muppet" thread?

Unfortunately no as "Return of the King" has already been released on DVD and the trilogy is now over. However, I do see something in the way of Saturday morning animated specials coming your way. Hang in there.

[WebHead]

Oh great webby,

Will my father's eye heal well enough for him to be able to race again?

Will my grandmother find peace during these final days of her life?

Will my dog be okay after the surgeies he will need on his hips for them popping out of socket?

Will they ever be able to fix this buggy and much slower system that we are having to use at my work?

Will I ever get to kiss a girl? (its only been 3 years)


Please help!

(As you can see, my life has been roses these last 2 weeks) :sad: :sad: :sad:

Ah,.. indeed my crystal ball is showing a blue aura emcompassing you and those you care about. However, your family is strong. I see hope in your fathers eye. I see love in your grandmothers heart. And I see determination in your dogs spirit.

You computer system will be replaced. But it will take some time.

You will experience a transitional moment within the next few months. I see you attending some kind of event and there are people all around. They are cheering for something. She is there at the event.

[corturbra]

Oh wise and all seeing one....

Will my neighbours forgive me for putting up 6 foot fence panels to block their view of me?

Will I ever care about the outcome of question 1?

Will I ever escape the clutches of the Computer loser, I mean user?


Further question.... Will I make 400 posts by the end of the week?

[Stalemate]

Further question.... Will I make 400 posts by the end of the week?

Oh! Oh!

I know this one!

[corturbra]

Oh! Oh!

I know this one!

Well tell me the suspense is killing me.... 387 :thumbs:

[Stalemate]

My crystal ball says I am predicting the future, not answering silly questions about snacks.
Your oversized marble obviously has the descriminate taste of a scavenging hyena.

Chocolate and peanut butter are pure delight.

I wouldn't even worry about it if it wasn't that the voices were cheering me on to carrot sticks and celery. Bastards.

Say, about those voices, will they ever get - you know - "dangerous" for me or those around me?

[WebHead]

Oh wise and all seeing one....

Will my neighbours forgive me for putting up 6 foot fence panels to block their view of me?

Will I ever care about the outcome of question 1?

Will I ever escape the clutches of the Computer loser, I mean user?

Your neighbors are nice people. I see the fence bringing two neighbors together. The fence will create balance and harmony.

I'm sorry, no. They are everywhere and unavoidable.

[Stalemate]

Well tell me the suspense is killing me.... 387 :thumbs:
The transparent bowling ball must be enjoying its union break...

"Yes". http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/bigok.gif

[WebHead]

Further question.... Will I make 400 posts by the end of the week?

Clouded is the dark side of the force. Difficult to see.

[corturbra]

Your neighbors are nice people. I see the fence bringing two neighbors together. The fence will create balance and harmony.

I'm sorry, no. They are everywhere and unavoidable.

Hmmm, not very perceptive your balls are they? Neighbours are not nice people.... unless you mean the rather attractive blonde that has moved in across the road....?

[corturbra]

The transparent bowling ball must be enjoying its union break...

"Yes". http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/bigok.gif

Wooooohooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

[corturbra]

Clouded is the dark side of the force. Difficult to see.

Please try harder the suspense is getting to me... :devil:

[WebHead]

Your oversized marble obviously has the descriminate taste of a scavenging hyena.

Chocolate and peanut butter are pure delight.

I wouldn't even worry about it if it wasn't that the voices were cheering me on to carrot sticks and celery. Bastards.

Say, about those voices, will they ever get - you know - "dangerous" for me or those around me?

Chocolate? Peanut butter? Voices in your head? Adept my good man, the WOTPP is killing you slowly abd...

Wait! Whats this? My crystal ball is saying that there is a dark force that has controlled you and forced you start WOTPP against your conscious will in a diabolical scheme to ultimately break you. Run Adept, Run! You've got to flee,.. you haven't much time!

[Cleetus]

I have no clue what is happening here but hope somebody starts a thread where I will have a clue

[WebHead]

Hmmm, not very perceptive your balls are they? Neighbours are not nice people.... unless you mean the rather attractive blonde that has moved in across the road....?

Just a reminder,.. I will show you the door, but it's up to you to walk through it.

[corturbra]

Just a reminder,.. I will show you the door, but it's up to you to walk through it.


Aaaah, wise words... thank you oh wise one....

[WebHead]

I have no clue what is happening here but hope somebody starts a thread where I will have a clue

My crystal ball says you will have a clue within 2-3 months.

[Stalemate]

Chocolate? Peanut butter? Voices in your head? Adept my good man, the WOTPP is killing you slowly abd...

Wait! Whats this? My crystal ball is saying that there is a dark force that has controlled you and forced you start WOTPP against your conscious will in a diabolical scheme to ultimately break you. Run Adept, Run! You've got to flee,.. you haven't much time!

Good thing I'm not superstitious, or else I'd actually give credence to the soingle voice your made-in-Taiwan crystal ball over the many diembodied voices I currently hear.

Many > one.

Makes perfect sense to me.

[Tekboy]

Good thing I'm not superstitious, or else I'd actually give credence to the soingle voice your made-in-Taiwan crystal ball over the many diembodied voices I currently hear.

Many > one.

Makes perfect sense to me.

I wouldn't let him dis the ball like that.

Tell it to predict something bad, like a rash or something.

[Stalemate]

It's complete nonsense to think that an inanimate object could speak.

Now, if it was disembodied voices like mine he was hearing, I'd pay more attention.

But come on... a marble with acromegaly? I mean it's special, but not that special.

[Tekboy]

It's complete nonsense to think that an inanimate object could speak.

Now, if it was disembodied voices like mine he was hearing, I'd pay more attention.

But come on... a marble with acromegaly? I mean it's special, but not that special.

OK, you REALLY shouldn't take that, wrrbby. Sic the ball and all its wrath on him NOW!

[WebHead]

Has anyone seen my baseball?

[Stalemate]

Unless it has a human skull in it like in Mystery Men, I'm not impressed.

[Stalemate]

Has anyone seen my baseball?

You talk to your baseball too?

Is it crystal also?

[confus-ed]

It is true that a great investment opportunity awaits you. Something to do with a friend of yours named, "Mike".

Are you him too ? (ItsMikeRight) How many of 'you' are there ? ... I done lost track ! :devil: - The real spider man only has one alter-ego you know - Peter Parker, that's the quota for super-heroes & childrens Tv characters :p ..

If I'm right I want my soup ration now, those damn clangers won't give me any & that dragons useless ..

(Bonus wotpp for anyone who can explain what the hell I'm on about !)

[Camaro80z]

Ah,.. indeed my crystal ball is showing a blue aura emcompassing you and those you care about. However, your family is strong. I see hope in your fathers eye. I see love in your grandmothers heart. And I see determination in your dogs spirit.

You computer system will be replaced. But it will take some time.

You will experience a transitional moment within the next few months. I see you attending some kind of event and there are people all around. They are cheering for something. She is there at the event.

Thank you for those kind words and great thoughts. I know she is in a better place now. :sad: :sad:

As to the girl, can ya be any more specific? The only big event in the near future I know I will be going to is the NHRA National Event in Brainerd. There will be 100,000 people there. I want to make sure that I do not miss her! :thumbs:

[Stalemate]

The voices in my head were better able to predict with pinpoint accuracy corturbra's reaching 400 posts than the Magic 8-Ball - I mean - the crystall ball Webby likes to pet while he rocks himself back-and-forth in the closet.

[WebHead]

Are you him too ? (ItsMikeRight) How many of 'you' are there ? ... I done lost track ! :devil: - The real spider man only has one alter-ego you know - Peter Parker, that's the quota for super-heroes & childrens Tv characters :p ..

If I'm right I want my soup ration now, those damn clangers won't give me any & that dragons useless ..

(Bonus wotpp for anyone who can explain what the hell I'm on about !)

Spider-Man is just a cartoon. I am WebHead.

If it is soup you seek, then let it find you.

[WebHead]

Thank you for those kind words and great thoughts. I know she is in a better place now. :sad: :sad:

As to the girl, can ya be any more specific? The only big event in the near future I know I will be going to is the NHRA National Event in Brainerd. There will be 100,000 people there. I want to make sure that I do not miss her! :thumbs:

You will not miss her.

[Tekboy]

You will not miss her.
Would that be because it is difficult to miss a 425 pound woman?

[Camaro80z]

You will not miss her.


I have to ask one more question about her. Is her last name Force?


If so, I will be verrrrrrry excited! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

[Escape_Driver]

Heres one for you... What whould my girlfriend of 14months say if I asked her to marry me ??

[WebHead]

I have to ask one more question about her. Is her last name Force?


If so, I will be verrrrrrry excited! :thumbs: :thumbs: :thumbs:

She is there. Find her. That is all I can tell you.

[Archer]

Does the magic ball envisage a happy ending for Spiderman or is Octopussy going to "moider" him?

[GrandDad]

Will I ever get caught up reading all the new posts made while I was gone for 2 days ?

:eek2: I'm back . :drink:

[WebHead]

Does the magic ball envisage a happy ending for Spiderman or is Octopussy going to "moider" him?

I don't think it's going to take a crystal ball to know that answer. I mean,.. Spidey even defeated Juggernaut. If he can do that, then he can beat anyone.

[WebHead]

Will I ever get caught up reading all the new posts made while I was gone for 2 days ?

:eek2: I'm back . :drink:

This one doesn't take a crystal ball either. I would say don't even bother. Nothing good has happened in the last couple days. Just a bunch of spam from Adept.

[jitBob]

Will we all someday visualize whirled peas?

[WebHead]

Crystal ball says thats what Dubya is trying to have for dinner. However, he keeps spilling it out of his spoon and making a big mess before he gets a chance to taste it.

[meatwad]

Will WebHead ever get his head out of his :butt: ?

[Archer]

Will Dubya [or his running partner] win the next election ?

[Archer]

Why is water wet?

[Archer]

Do aliens have nightmares about Mulder and Scully?

[GrandDad]

This one doesn't take a crystal ball either. I would say don't even bother. Nothing good has happened in the last couple days. Just a bunch of spam from Adept.
Ok , thanks ,
then i won't bother reading any new posts other than this one . ;)

[WebHead]

Will Dubya [or his running partner] win the next election ?

Unfortunately my crystal ball doesn't have the ability to see the name of the person who wins. But I can tell you that it will be the lesser of two evils that wins.

[GrandDad]

And all those big black clouds going overhead and making it dark outside , will rain or is the world on fire ?

[WebHead]

Why is water wet?

Keep in mind,.. this isn't "Ask Wrbby". These types of questions should be pointed to "Ask the muppet" (King Grover).

[WebHead]

And all those big black clouds going overhead and making it dark outside , will rain or is the world on fire ?

All weather reports are typically done by Jays dad. General questions can be asked here (http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?p=473945#post473945). The muppet will glady take your call. Please hold for the next available operator. I will take all future-prediction questions since I have a magic crystal ball and things.

[confus-ed]

.. this isn't "Ask Wrbby". These types of questions should be pointed to "Ask the muppet" ..

There's a difference ? Oh sorry can't ask muppets questions like that :eek2: - WILL there be a difference ? :D

[WebHead]

There's a difference ? Oh sorry can't ask muppets questions like that :eek2: - WILL there be a difference ? :D

Not really much difference no.

[GrandDad]

All weather reports are typically done by Jays dad. General questions can be asked here (http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?p=473945#post473945). The muppet will glady take your call. Please hold for the next available operator. I will take all future-prediction questions since I have a magic crystal ball and things.
Well its raining like a son-of-a-***** right now so I guess it meant rain . D'oh

[Archer]

So err.....................ask the ball if you and grover are going to get it on :D

[Tekboy]

So err.....................ask the ball if you and grover are going to get it on :D

I don't think the ball can look backwards into the past. :)

[GrandDad]

Why is water wet?
So you can see thru T-shirts silly .

[WebHead]

So you can see thru T-shirts silly .

HaHA!! I think the crystal ball is officially passed to GrandDad! :D

[GrandDad]

HaHA!! I think the crystal ball is officially passed to GrandDad! :D
Thanks but no thanks , have 2 already . :eek2: