Chicks dig me

[Cleetus]

So we were at the second half of the weekend long party on Saturday night, and several more chicks came out. So I was there with the voodoo, but it was my night to drink. Started out with a rockstar and vodka(the entire can) then I finish the voodoo's(almost another entire whole can). Move on to the beer, and by then I am already wired and well on the way to plowed. One by one each of the chicks corners me to talk to them, one of them gave me her card grabbed my package then left, another dated one of my roommates and knew I knew about her specialties and was offering them, and another was just hot and cool(talked to her the longest). So of course voodoo got all sorts of jealous and started hitting on an ugly dude I just went in a corner and passed out. Went home later, got lucky :thumbs: . What a great night that made for a painful Sunday :thumbs:

[Ya_know]

Who's voodoo?

[Spork]

Cleetus... you're such a pimp. :cool:

[Stalemate]

A pimp with a vivid imagination when it comes to this fantasy personal life he's concocted. :p

[+Daemon+]

Rofl

[Cleetus]

A pimp with a vivid imagination when it comes to this fantasy personal life he's concocted. :p
Dude, you are just jealous

[Ya_know]

Dude, you are just jealous


So you left part of the story out. You passed out at the party with voodoo, and woke up, went home and got laid. Who is voodoo, and are you sure she is a she? With a name like that you never know...voodoo

And how come you didn't go home with one of the hot chicks instead?

[+Daemon+]

Dude, you are just jealous
hahaha, adept u ganna take them fighten words!!!

[Cleetus]

So you left part of the story out. You passed out at the party with voodoo, and woke up, went home and got laid. Who is voodoo, and are you sure she is a she? With a name like that you never know...voodoo

And how come you didn't go home with one of the hot chicks instead?
Voodoo is the ex, ever here of the evil of the voodoo poonanni?

[Ya_know]

Voodoo is the ex, ever here of the evil of the voodoo poonanni?

So you went home with the X, even though you had three other possibles, one of them really hot? You really are a loser... :thumbs:

[Cleetus]

So you went home with the X, even though you had three other possibles, one of them really hot? You really are a loser... :thumbs:
She was spending the weekend with me, I ain't that mean yo

[Stalemate]

Dude, you are just jealous

I most probably get it on more often than you, so that's not much of a rebuttal. I know you can do better.

How about: "Dure, you are so right" instead? :D

[Cleetus]

Um well actually, you were calling me a liar, so no, you aren't right

[Stalemate]

I was just pulling your leg, Cleet. ;)

BTW, what gets you off more, the actual act, or reporting it here? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[amyb]

She was spending the weekend with me, I ain't that mean yo
I guess you really like her?

[Spork]

I was just pulling your leg, Cleet. ;)

BTW, what gets you off more, the actual act, or reporting it here? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Only adept would be curious to know what gets Cleetus off.... *runs and hides in the corner*

[Stalemate]

Only adept would be curious to know what gets Cleetus off.... *runs and hides in the corner*

All right, where's Spork?

Where is he?!?

[Spork]

All right, where's Spork?

Where is he?!?

Hey dude, I'm staying clear of you. I think you're starting to get a touch of "teh gay".

:grin:

[meatwad]

Can I have his wife?

[Stalemate]

Can I have his wife?


No. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif

This is getting dangerous for you, pal.

You never know when you'll be meeting a deep fryer in a dark alley. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/flamethrow.gif

[Stalemate]

Hey dude, I'm staying clear of you. I think you're starting to get a touch of "teh gay".

:grin:


Don't flatter yourself, utensil. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[WebHead]

Adept plays with Action dolls.

[Spork]

Adept plays with Action dolls.

They're called "Inflatable Roll-Playing Dolls".

[Spork]

Don't flatter yourself, utensil. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Hey, just keep your teh_gayness away from my prongs! :D

[WebHead]

They're called "Inflatable Roll-Playing Dolls".

LMAO!! Or could it be "Inflatable Roll-Playing Action Figures"? Hmmm.

[Cleetus]

Can we get back on topic please, discussing on how chicks just love the cleetus

[Budd]

W.p.i.n.h.

[WebHead]

That reminds me,.. I've had this really bad problem lately. Like I'm getting all these chicks lining up at my door just to be with me. Everywhere I go, chicks are falling all over me and telling me what a "hunk" I am. Super models, hot strippers, hot celebrity actresses, etc. They all seem to want me. It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

[edball]

Can we get back on topic please, discussing on how chicks just love the cleetus
Or....maybe they really just hated your Ex. (Voodoo) and were trying to make her jealous. (still good for the Cleetus though).

[Spork]

Can we get back on topic please, discussing on how chicks just love the cleetus

Well, next time you find yourself in a drunken state of mind with chicks lining up at your feet, the perhaps you should start getting some pics of this to share. :thumbs:

[Ya_know]

That reminds me,.. I've had this really bad problem lately. Like I'm getting all these chicks lining up at my door just to be with me. Everywhere I go, chicks are falling all over me and telling me what a "hunk" I am. Super models, hot strippers, hot celebrity actresses, etc. They all seem to want me. It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Do what Cleetus does...turn the page.

[Tekboy]

Well, next time you find yourself in a drunken state of mind with chicks lining up at your feet, the perhaps you should start getting some pics of this to share. :thumbs:

Dude, I'm not sure they make a lens that has that wide an angle :eek:

[amyb]

Can we get back on topic please, discussing on how chicks just love the cleetus
Ok, back to the topic..(or my question). Do you want your X back?

[Spork]

Dude, I'm not sure they make a lens that has that wide an angle :eek:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

[rgharper]

It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.

Eating spicy food before bedtime has been known to trigger vivid dream states. I'd suggest toning it down a bit or allowing more time between the last meal of the day and bedtime.

:heart:

[GrandDad]

That reminds me,.. I've had this really bad problem lately. Like I'm getting all these chicks lining up at my door just to be with me. Everywhere I go, chicks are falling all over me and telling me what a "hunk" I am. Super models, hot strippers, hot celebrity actresses, etc. They all seem to want me. It's such a problem and I have no idea how to deal with it.
WAKE UP

[Stalemate]

WAKE UP



Aaaaaah - the experienced voice of wisdom.

[Cleetus]

I think I figured out what happened...
Most of these chicks were in their low to mid 30's and all single
+
I had been playing with a friends baby all afternoon
=
They smelled potential daddy and got excited

[Ya_know]

I think I figured out what happened...
Most of these chicks were in their low to mid 30's and all single
+
I had been playing with a friends baby all afternoon
=
They smelled potential daddy and got excited
Sperm doaner...that's all they want from you...do you civil duty!

[GrandDad]

Sperm doaner...that's all they want from you...do you civil duty!
Are you sure you don't want to reThink that ? :devil: