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ilovetheusers
September 2nd, 2004, 09:43 AM
Ughhhh....

Don't know what I ate...
:sad:
Bathroom....
:sad:
4 times this morning already....
:sad:
Cleetus
September 2nd, 2004, 09:45 AM
That was me after lunch yesterday, queso is now off of my edible list :sad:
El_Squid
September 2nd, 2004, 09:47 AM
Do you think this could be a precursor to the Brits' Invasion? They've contaminated the food supply! :D
corturbra
September 2nd, 2004, 09:47 AM
Ughhhh....

Don't know what I ate...
:sad:
Bathroom....
:sad:
4 times this morning already....
:sad:

Sorry dude :sad: get a can of Coke and go sleep for 30 minutes.
PuterGeekGirl
September 2nd, 2004, 09:48 AM
Curry for breakfast?!?!? :thumbs2:
Stalemate
September 2nd, 2004, 09:57 AM
All this talking about it is getting me in the mood for...




...gotta go! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
ilovetheusers
September 2nd, 2004, 10:39 AM
I'm stuck at work.

5...
MobilePCPhysician
September 2nd, 2004, 10:43 AM
10:45 and your bowel movements are at the top of the list.



The day just has to get better.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
jitBob
September 2nd, 2004, 10:53 AM
Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?
ilovetheusers
September 2nd, 2004, 11:04 AM
10:45 and your bowel movements are at the top of the list.



The day just has to get better.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif


You're funny.

6 is coming...
thirdfey
September 2nd, 2004, 11:05 AM
Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?

You know Windrivers is a close knit group when everyone know's your bowel movements.
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 11:08 AM
Hmm, thanks for sharing. Reminds me when my son remarks to me "Hey mom, I just farted".
Camaro80z
September 2nd, 2004, 11:13 AM
Weren't you having bowel problems just a short while back?

He has them all of the time. It is nothing new.


ILTU, I feel your pain. Before my last stomach surgery, my insides felt like this. :flame: It was so bad, and I was throwing up so often, that my mother accused me of being bulemic. :uke:

I hope ya feel better soon. I found the best thing for me was chocolate milk and a reeses blizzard from DQ. Always calmed the tunny down. :thumbs:
El_Squid
September 2nd, 2004, 11:14 AM
You're funny.

6 is coming...
I hope your company isn't one to skimp on the quality of toilet paper. It can leave your a$$ feeling like http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/flamethrow.gif
PuterGeekGirl
September 2nd, 2004, 11:25 AM
Hmm, thanks for sharing. Reminds me when my son remarks to me "Hey mom, I just farted".

Mine too!!!! :thumbs:
meatwad
September 2nd, 2004, 11:30 AM
Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:
confus-ed
September 2nd, 2004, 11:38 AM
I just can't help thinnking this is all waaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much information ! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/fart.gif
Tekboy
September 2nd, 2004, 11:44 AM
I just can't help thinnking this is all waaaaaaaaaaay toooooooo much information ! http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/fart.gif

I concur.
Camaro80z
September 2nd, 2004, 11:46 AM
Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:

You have been able to play video games with the great adept? Were you invited into his home? Did you meet his family?


You lucky bastid! :thumbs2:
Stalemate
September 2nd, 2004, 12:01 PM
Try playing video games with adept. He has to piss like, every 20 minutes. :devil:


That's not just pee, I'm afraid. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 12:07 PM
Mine too!!!! :thumbs:
:p
thorian
September 2nd, 2004, 12:31 PM
that sucks...err blows rather.

It sucks to be you
thorian
September 2nd, 2004, 12:32 PM
that sucks...err blows rather.

It sucks to be you


Feel better BTW
El_Squid
September 2nd, 2004, 12:47 PM
Living with person who has lost her colon, I truly feel bad for you. Try to get some yogurt down, it will help restore the natural flora in your large intestine. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/cool.gif
MobilePCPhysician
September 2nd, 2004, 12:54 PM
Oh, it's almost 1:00. Time for an after lunch update. The suspense is just unbearable...
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 01:13 PM
Living with person who has lost her colon, I truly feel bad for you. Try to get some yogurt down, it will help restore the natural flora in your large intestine. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/cool.gif
I live with a person who lost his colon also.
PuterGeekGirl
September 2nd, 2004, 01:15 PM
I live with a person who lost his colon also.

Do they have a lil baggie?
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 01:20 PM
Do they have a lil baggie?
No, he had a new procedure done(this was about 10 years ago), where the small intestine acts like the big colon. He only had to have the baggie for a few months.
PuterGeekGirl
September 2nd, 2004, 01:30 PM
Good....wow...that would suck even worse than being Scuba Steve!!!
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 01:36 PM
Yup..
jitBob
September 2nd, 2004, 01:54 PM
I can't believe I read this whole thread !

How pathetic is that? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif
El_Squid
September 2nd, 2004, 01:57 PM
No, he had a new procedure done(this was about 10 years ago), where the small intestine acts like the big colon. He only had to have the baggie for a few months.The Ileo-Anal pull through. My wife and one stepson have both had this done. They also build you a wonderful J Pouch, if they have to remove the rectum as well.
PuterGeekGirl
September 2nd, 2004, 01:58 PM
TMI right after lunch....

:uke: :uke: :uke:
amyb
September 2nd, 2004, 02:09 PM
The Ileo-Anal pull through. My wife and one stepson have both had this done. They also build you a wonderful J Pouch, if they have to remove the rectum as well.
Yup, that's what it is.
3fingersalute
September 2nd, 2004, 11:52 PM
I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.
MobilePCPhysician
September 3rd, 2004, 12:09 AM
I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.


http://www.gentlemenshumor.com/poo.html
amyb
September 3rd, 2004, 09:11 AM
I hope I never get the bag. I'd rather just soil my pants.
It's better than the alternative..
MobilePCPhysician
September 4th, 2004, 11:00 PM
So, how about an update. Have you overcome the diarrhea? The world is waiting...
Titchski
September 4th, 2004, 11:29 PM
So, how about an update. Have you overcome the diarrha? The world is waiting...

Almost as important, have you found out what restaurant caused it, so we can avoid it in future,,,
MobilePCPhysician
September 4th, 2004, 11:40 PM
37 posts, 300 some views, for diarrhea. How many views if he was constipated? Pictures could add to the count.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/eek3.gif
MobilePCPhysician
September 4th, 2004, 11:45 PM
Almost as important, have you found out what restaurant caused it, so we can avoid it in future,,,
Clicked on your fantasy challenge, and just like my fantasy, it ain't happening.

http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif
thirdfey
September 5th, 2004, 12:00 AM
So, how about an update. Have you overcome the diarrhea? The world is waiting...

No its not, the world is not waiting, the world has moved on, please do not tell us, the world, any updates on this because we, the world, already know to much.
MobilePCPhysician
September 5th, 2004, 12:13 AM
No its not, the world is not waiting, the world has moved on, please do not tell us, the world, any updates on this because we, the world, already know to much.
Well, maybe not here in the states, but unlike you, the rest of the world hungers for the info..http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif