Having the last word

[Archer]

Sky,stars,moon the usual ;)

[confus-ed]

7 hrs without a post before you remembered Gary ! ;)

Who knows there's hope for this dying yet ..

[gazzak]

7 hrs without a post before you remembered Gary ! ;)

Who knows there's hope for this dying yet ..

been a busy day Ed ;)

[Tekboy]

This thread has at least as much life left as the Pope does.

[GrandDad]

This thread has at least as much life left as the Pope does.
that doesn't leave much 'hope' .

[jitBob]

Hope?

[edball]

Really ?

[TechZ]

Why dont they ever have a younger Pope? By the time the person becomes the Pope, he's very old, it's more difficult for him to carry out his duties.

[ilovetheusers]

Flabooble.

[edball]

Stayin Alive !!

[3fingersalute]

is it dead yet?

[ilovetheusers]

****.

[3fingersalute]

Ashes to ashes and dust to dust, I now commit this thread to the ground.

[Diver01]

Amen

[3fingersalute]

Go in Peace.

[edball]

Rip

[gazzak]

A few weeks ago I could have done the decent thing but now? HA!

[Diver01]

Fin

[3fingersalute]

~the End~

[jitBob]

This is the end,
My only friend,
the end.

[edball]

That's not a word. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[ilovetheusers]

What's not a word?

[jitBob]

Tis' BOOBIE DAY!

[rgharper]

Tis' BOOBIE DAY!

Really?

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Really?

Fo shizzle.

[3fingersalute]

This is the end,
My only friend,
the end.
Can you picture, what would be?

[gazzak]

do you think anyone has read through all 52 pages?

[TechZ]

I skip most of the bits.

[TechZ]

we have reached 777 posts, and gazzak leads w/102.



+1, so 778 now ;)

[gazzak]

we have reached 777 posts, and gazzak leads w/102.

do i win?

[edball]

I Win !

[Platypus]

I Win !

I do too !

[NooNoo]

do you think anyone has read through all 52 pages?
:sad: yes :sad:

[kato2274]

:sad: yes :sad:you know if you close this thread. . . . you CAN have the last word http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

or me if you just lock it now without posting.

BTW did I tell you how beautiful you look today? :heart: :kiss:

[NooNoo]

awwwwwww

And no, if I lock the thread then I will be accused of power crazed abuse of ordinary posting rights.... you are doomed.... doomed to keep posting here.

[gazzak]

And no, if I lock the thread then I will be accused of power crazed abuse of ordinary posting rights

It's already widely know of your hunger for power! Now close this thing before it gets out of hand.

And Kato, brown nose day is Wednesday :p

[NooNoo]

And Kato, brown nose day is Wednesday :p
It is? Why didn't I get the memo?

[Tekboy]

Is there any money riding on this?

[TechZ]

Isnt Brown Nose Day on Monday?

[edball]

Sunday ?

[cookin chef]

Like Mr. T always says -- I pity the fool who posts the last word over mine!!!!

http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/flamethrow.gif

[rgharper]

Like Mr. T always says -- I pity the fool who posts the last word over mine!!!!

http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/flamethrow.gif


Really?

[Tekboy]

Like Mr. T always says -- I pity the fool who posts the last word over mine!!!!

http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/flamethrow.gif


I am trembling so much now, I can scarcely type.

:devil:

[Archer]

T`s a pussy he even got beat by Rocky :p :D

[gazzak]

FOOL

http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/PRODUCTS/large/10102000/10102094.jpg

[Archer]

Take that ya meatball!
ADRIAN!!!!
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Rocky/mrt.jpg

[cookin chef]

Take that ya meatball!
ADRIAN!!!!
http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/Rocky/mrt.jpg
Now that's a great pic. One thing we can all agree on now, both Mr. T's and Sylvester Stallone's careers are in the toilet. Mr. T a pussy??? Now that was something I thought only Cleetus would say. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Archer]

Maybe but I bet they`ve each got more money than you and I put together :D

[jitBob]

Maybe but I bet they`ve each got more money than you and I put together :D
Like that would be hard! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Archer]

Well muggin Yanks dont pay much these days :p

[Cleetus]

I would never say a bad word about someone who starred in the greaterest TV show evar. The A-Team.

[edball]

I would never say a bad word about someone who starred in the greaterest TV show evar. The A-Team.
You're saying the A-team was better than Dukes of Hazzard ?

[MobilePCPhysician]

Daisy Dukeshttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[Archer]

The all American legs :thumbs:
http://www.tamor.org/rotm/daisyduke.jpg

One for the collectors
http://www.starspacetoys.com/wpe274.jpg

[Camaro80z]

I am soo pissed that Johnny Knoxville will be one of the duke boys in the new Dukes movie, along with Stifler from American Pie. I do no think they could have picked worse actors! :sad:

[Archer]

So which all American good boys would you pick Camaro?

This said to be ethnically correct one would have to be at least of indian blood or maybe halfcast.

Whats more important who would you pick for Daisy?:D

[jitBob]

...Whats more important who would you pick for Daisy?:D
One whos' legs could imitate a necktie!

[Archer]

Lets see........
Pamela Anderson [shes dumb enough and got the plastic inserts too]
Halle Berry [nice butt]
Alicia Silverstone perhaps??

How about a Brit Emma Bunton (http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~shad0w/Pictures/Backgrounds/emma%20bunton.jpg)?

[edball]

One whos' legs could imitate a necktie!
http://www.cycnet.com/shengli/images/50xgnl/cameron%20diaz.jpg

[Archer]

Cant see no legs there Edball but I had a good look anyway :D

[edball]

Cant see no legs there Edball but I had a good look anyway :D
Is this better ? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

http://www.disikus.net/afrodit/buyuk/Cameron_Diaz_1024x768_003.jpg

[Archer]

http://www.worth1000.com/web/media/6961/originalcam.jpg

This looks better though :thumbs:

http://www.ubernova.com/projectmanga/hotd/Emma_Bunton___12___November_2004.jpg

[edball]

Better than this ? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

http://aldo063.free.fr/04%20octobre2003/diaz/CameronDiaz_Hawaii_r02.jpg

[Archer]

Thats just grosse [blah]

Legs to her armpits :devil:

http://www.3rdblogh.blogger.com.br/Emma%20Bunton.jpg

[Diver01]

Women are like Parking Spots... All the good ones are taken.

[Cleetus]

A-team is better

Halle Berry is one of the worst actresses ever, yeah she is hot, but that is it

[jitBob]

The best Halle Berry movie scene: Movie is Swordfish

Scene is where she is outside by the pool reading a book and puts the book down. Damn fine scene, funny thing is I don't remember the acting. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[edball]

Does this mean Halle should play Daisy (or just play with Daisy...hmmm) ? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[Camaro80z]

So which all American good boys would you pick Camaro?

This said to be ethnically correct one would have to be at least of indian blood or maybe halfcast.

Whats more important who would you pick for Daisy?:D

I am not sure on the Duke boys yet, I will think about it.

I am not too upset that they are going to have Jessica Simpson play Daisy! :thumbs:

[jitBob]

Does this mean Halle should play Daisy (or just play with Daisy...hmmm) ? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif
Hmmm...You may be on to something here! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[gazzak]

I think Cameron Diaz should get the role of Daisy Duke because they're so alike.

Hot bodies but shame about the boat race!

[Diver01]

HHmmmm..

Woman

Wo Man.

I think I may be on to something here...

[Camaro80z]

HHmmmm..

Woman

Wo Man.

I think I may be on to something here...


Your either on to something or you're on something! :thumbs:

[confus-ed]

I would never say a bad word about someone who starred in the greaterest TV show evar. The A-Team.

Nobody ever got shot ! - Ever ! bloody miracle I say ;)

Jumping back to the dukes of hazard .. what about Boss Hawgs dog - that after daisy's legs of course, stole the show!

I liked 'em both -mind you I was eight last time I saw either of 'em ! :D

[gazzak]

I liked Airwolf

[Diver01]

I liked Airwolf

Airwolf was cool as hell except for the whiny bitchy female pilot. She ruined it.


Figures...

[Archer]

I liked Airwolf
Good show but totally unbelievable I mean two men doing regualar maintenance and rearming/resupply of a chopper and nobody knows where hes hiding it,please!

[edball]

What's an Airwolf ?

[confus-ed]

Good show but totally unbelievable I mean two men doing regualar maintenance and rearming/resupply of a chopper and nobody knows where hes hiding it,please!
Where they not some super secret government thingymabob ?

[confus-ed]

What's an Airwolf ?

The helicopter in this tv show..
http://www.tvshowcentral.net/tvshows/airwolf/airwolf_show_5.jpg

[cookin chef]

I remember Airwolf, it was around the same time Magnum PI, Knight Rider, A-Team, Fall Guy, Dukes of Hazard were all popular tv shows.

Technically advanced weapons helicopter.
Then in the early 90's, they brought airwolf back on the air with only the lady as the remaining last original character.
That 2nd round of airwolf was cruddy.
Pathetic special effects and pathetic plotlines.

The 1st was the best. It should have stayed that way.

[Archer]

Where they not some super secret government thingymabob ?

Not quiet the plot was he basically stole/hide it from them but did work for Gabriel on the side.

[confus-ed]

Ah hence your '& they never noticed' bit, I see finally :D

[Archer]

What was that one with the fella on the super fast bike with the handlebar rocket launchers called [another Yankee Doodle over acting proggy where nobody seemed to actually get shot]?

[Archer]

UFO [ by Gerry Anderson ]with SID [space Intrusion Detection] run by Srayker [SHADO]was around that era too :thumbs:

[TechZ]

The has definately been the thread with absolutely no point, and it still is, no end is near, because its being used as a general posting area!



+1

[Archer]

You mean we have some posts with merit in the Lounge/Politico :rolleyes: :D

[MobilePCPhysician]

Sorry to interrupt gents. Maybe one of you smart, skilled, 0,1 types could look at my thread in the XP section. I'm bumping my own thread to keep it fresh with no replies.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Thanks, and continue padding.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[edball]

Sorry to interrupt gents. Maybe one of you smart, skilled, 0,1 types could look at my thread in the XP section. I'm bumping my own thread to keep it fresh with no replies.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Thanks, and continue padding.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
Maybe you should provide a link for lazy people like myself. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[confus-ed]

Maybe you should provide a link for lazy people like myself. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Yeah apparently its not compulsory to do tech queries :D, so I'm on strike until lounge quality picks up ..:devil: (hang on that means I'll never do a tech query again ! :eek2: !!! :D)

But definately if you want to interupt mindless wotpp'ing you'd better have a good reason & ask nicely :p & a link would be a start ;)

[jitBob]

Airwolf sucked - bad movie ripoff.

A-Team sucked - bad everything.

Magnum PI - good

Knight Rider - too gay

Baywatch - http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif (Babewatch)

[edball]

Airwolf sucked - bad movie ripoff.

A-Team sucked - bad everything.

Magnum PI - good

Knight Rider - too gay

Baywatch - http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif (Babewatch)

How about Charlies Angels ?

http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/54/039_7642.jpg

[Cleetus]

Matlock was the bomb

[Archer]

Just heard on the radio this am that the A-team is being remade for the big screen and T is making a guest appearence but not as his old character.

[MobilePCPhysician]

Yeah apparently its not compulsory to do tech queries :D, so I'm on strike until lounge quality picks up ..:devil: (hang on that means I'll never do a tech query again ! :eek2: !!! :D)

But definately if you want to interupt mindless wotpp'ing you'd better have a good reason & ask nicely :p & a link would be a start ;)


http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=64760

Thanks, -ed.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[edball]

Three's Company

http://www.threescompany.com/tcompany/www/images/10.jpg

[gazzak]

Is this still going?

[edball]

Is this still going?

Now it is. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Archer]

Who`s going and where to?

[Cleetus]

I am cooler than you

[Archer]

Why are you stood in a fridge? :p

[edball]

I am cooler than you
I don't think so, it's pretty chilly here today. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Cleetus]

A/C vent is over my head and I just shaved my head last night

[edball]

A/C vent is over my head and I just shaved my head last night
Alright, you win.

[jitBob]

Win what?

[edball]

Win what?
The coolest award, he did shave his head afterall. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[confus-ed]

On the subject of old crappy TV shows, you can't win 'teh coolest' award with no hair, ask Fonzy ..

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/happydays02.jpg
(Look I found him confus-ed with mork & mindy, to continue 'teh theme' ! :D)

[edball]

Hey ...http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif

[Archer]

Ho!.. :thumbs:

[Diver01]

Lets Go!.. :thumbs:

[Archer]

They're forming in a straight line
They're goin through a tight wind
The kids are losing their minds
Blitzkreig Bop
They're piling in the backseat
They're generating steam heat
Pulsating to the back BEAT
Blitzkreig Bop
Hey Ho Lets Go
Shoot em' in the back now
What they want, I don't know
They're all reved up and ready to go
http://www.letssingit.com/?http://www.letssingit.com/ramones-hey-ho-lets-go-5flzj1w.html

[Cleetus]

poop

[jitBob]

On the subject of old crappy TV shows, you can't win 'teh coolest' award with no hair, ask Fonzy ..

http://www.nostalgiacentral.com/images_tv/happydays02.jpg
(Look I found him confus-ed with mork & mindy, to continue 'teh theme' ! :D)
Mindy??? Now I'm confus_ed!

[Archer]

poop

Be doop


http://pudgypup.tavisjohn.com/bety-boop/images/coloring-book/fishing.jpg

[confus-ed]

Mindy??? Now I'm confus_ed!

Like here ? Mork & Mindy (http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/s/swes/mork/duo.jpg) or am I showing my age rembering this ?

[Archer]

I think the point was thats not Mindy :D

[jitBob]

Like here ? Mork & Mindy (http://hemsidor.torget.se/users/s/swes/mork/duo.jpg) or am I showing my age rembering this ?
Your new link is Mindy. Take a closer look at your first picture post, isn't that one of the Laverne and Shirley girls? nanoo...nanoo! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Tekboy]

Bededededede.....go get 'em Buck.

[Archer]

http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage39/5.GIF

[confus-ed]

Your new link is Mindy. Take a closer look at your first picture post, isn't that one of the Laverne and Shirley girls? nanoo...nanoo! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

Nanoo flipping nanoo :D - it is indeed, I dunno which though is which, they didn't do many reruns of that here, :knife: :D .. wait I think I have a message from Orson , yes .. he says I need look carefully before I type :thumbs:

[gazzak]

58 pages and not a sign of flagging!

[Archer]

That`ll be a £200 govner and we don't take cheques!

You can av the pots we nicked em from yer nay-bur.

http://www.killmurray.ie/jpg/roofing/pave.jpg

[confus-ed]

Are you proud of your 'baby' Gary ?

[jitBob]

Nanoo flipping nanoo :D - it is indeed, I dunno which though is which, they didn't do many reruns of that here, :knife: :D .. wait I think I have a message from Orson , yes .. he says I need look carefully before I type :thumbs:

Mork to Orson, Mork to Orson, come in your fatitude. I'm not sure if there is intelligent life on this planet. They are holding something they call "elections". The current leader is a guy who looks like Alfred E Neuman, a truely mad character. His opponent is someone who resembles a munster. Not pretty. Hope they survive. Oh well. Mork saying hold tight and don't sit on the remote. Nonoo nanoo.

[confus-ed]

That`ll be a £200 govner and we dont take cheques!
:thumbs2: 'two thumbs fresh' for that :D .. definately that's a sign of flagging, I struck out on a sign of flagging, but I managed a sign of food :D
http://www.rotosigns.com/images/signs/PMR_SM.jpg

[Archer]

FOOD..................that baint be food it be that foriegn muck.
This be right proper food my dear.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/northamptonshire/features/art_design/images/raunds_eye/chip_shop_325.jpg

Now what you be avin dear Chips on a Barn,Puddin and Peas,Fried Mars bar ?

You want salt and vinegar on it?

[gazzak]

Are you proud of your 'baby' Gary ?

Absolutely




















NOT!

[Cleetus]

So then she said "Damn Cleetus, you're pretty fly for a white guy"

[cookin chef]

time to turn the page.

[gazzak]

page 60 here we come

[confus-ed]

page 60 here we come

Are we there yet ? .. I'd better press return then & see ..

[confus-ed]

Are we there yet ? .. I'd better press return then & see ..

Nope not yet .. somebody's telling me porkies .. :p .. another go then ..

[confus-ed]

How many replies go on a page then ?, I thought we were close, now I'm just confus-ed again ! :D

[confus-ed]

.. nope, not confus-ed, just wotpp'ing ! ;)

[3fingersalute]

15 replies per page

[3fingersalute]

tada..........here it is

[3fingersalute]

although, I just changed my prefrences in the control panel to 40 replies per page, and now this is on page 23!

[Archer]

Are we there yet?

[NooNoo]

no!

[confus-ed]

although, I just changed my prefrences in the control panel to 40 replies per page, and now this is on page 23!

:thumbs: :D .. that's what I like, fresh perspective !

Anyway I've found it ! The last word ..
http://www.dentalcyberweb.com/dental-web/images/last_word.jpg

But sadly apparently its only the last word if you are a dentist ! So close, but no cigar ! ;)

[Archer]

Are we there yet?

[jitBob]

Possibly.

[Archer]

THE LAST WORD: A COLLECTION OF FINAL STATEMENTS (http://members.lycos.co.uk/robots/)

[Cleetus]

I love getting random lap dances from hot chicks in bars

[Archer]

random lap dances

Its that like the Rumba? :D

[Tekboy]

Its that like the Rumba? :D

More like the Rumpa!

[arch0nmyc0n]

A notable cardio (heart) surgeon passes away and a lot of other surgeons doctors and other healthcare personel attend his funeral. When all the normal funeral stuff has ended the casket is on a conveyor belt that takes it into a replica of a large heart which closes, kinda like a finality deal. That's when one of the moarners burst out laughing. Everyone turns and looks at the guy and eventually he calms down enough to say "I'm sorry but I was just thinking about my funeral, I'm a gynaecologist." And that is when the proctologist fainted....

[Deity]

A notable cardio (heart) surgeon passes away and a lot of other surgeons doctors and other healthcare personel attend his funeral. When all the normal funeral stuff has ended the casket is on a conveyor belt that takes it into a replica of a large heart which closes, kinda like a finality deal. That's when one of the moarners burst out laughing. Everyone turns and looks at the guy and eventually he calms down enough to say "I'm sorry but I was just thinking about my funeral, I'm a gynaecologist." And that is when the proctologist fainted....

:grin:

[Tekboy]

A notable cardio (heart) surgeon passes away and a lot of other surgeons doctors and other healthcare personel attend his funeral. When all the normal funeral stuff has ended the casket is on a conveyor belt that takes it into a replica of a large heart which closes, kinda like a finality deal. That's when one of the moarners burst out laughing. Everyone turns and looks at the guy and eventually he calms down enough to say "I'm sorry but I was just thinking about my funeral, I'm a gynaecologist." And that is when the proctologist fainted....

Good joke, but hardly the last word :)

[3fingersalute]

Good joke, but hardly the last word :)
perhaps he meant to put this in the joke thread??

[TripleRLtd]

Damn! This thread is still going on? Everyone is STILL trying to get in the last word? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
This group of people? HA! That'll never happen. (brilliant deduction there, gazzak http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif)
btw, I already got in the "last word" way back on page three or whatever. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[confus-ed]

So you didn't say anything at all on page three :p

[NooNoo]

Everyone knows that the last word is always had by the female of the species, even if she hasn't uttered a sound. :devil:

[3fingersalute]

Everyone knows that the last word is always had by the female of the species, even if she hasn't uttered a sound. :devil:
true dat

[Archer]

Only because some of us males are polite enough to allow it :D

[3fingersalute]

Only because some of us males are polite enough to allow it :D
Archer, does your wife know you're up this early on the computer? :devil:

[Archer]

This is mid morning UK not like in the US where most are still in their beds :D

[gazzak]

what day is it?

[Archer]

Today

[gazzak]

Ta

[MobilePCPhysician]

Da

[Archer]

burrito`s

[gazzak]

I'l put the blocker here to stop this turning into a one word thread!

[BLOCKTHESTOOPIDONEWORDTHREADFROMSTARTING]

[Titchski]

I've been awake since noon UK time... thats about usual for a Sunday isn't it? :D

[Platypus]

thats about usual for a Sunday isn't it?

Not for me... :p

[imaeditedbysowulo]

All of yours last word are belongs to me.

[Archer]

I've been awake since noon UK time... thats about usual for a Sunday isn't it? :D
Only for lazy sods or those recovering from last night :p :D

[Platypus]

are belongs to me

are belong to me ... :)

[Archer]

[BLOCKTHESTOOPIDONEWORDTHREADFROMSTARTING]

Two words :D

[Platypus]

Two words

Two more words :)

[Platypus]

No, that was three words!

[Archer]

Overly spartan

[Archer]

No, that was three words!

Exceedingly conspicuous

[Tekboy]

Fat chance!

[gazzak]

5ive
6ix
7even

[Archer]

All good boys go to heaven

[TechZ]

so I'm in then?

[confus-ed]

so I'm in then?

Fat chance! ;) :devil:

[Archer]

Two,Four,Six,Eight

[TechZ]

2,4,6,8,
I'm waiting at heavens gate!

[Archer]

Your at the wrong gate then :p :D

[Tekboy]

Your at the wrong gate then :p :D

Psst. (/whisper) I can get you in, man. How much money you got, eh?

You like my seester? (/whisper)

[Archer]

Entry is FREE its the qualifications that matter :D

[gizmo1_1]

Isn't this like finding the corner of a cirlce?

[Cleetus]

I don't have bloody boogers all the time now

[Archer]

Did you have surgery?

[Archer]

Isn't this like finding the corner of a cirlce?

it was the US that invented the square circle wasnt it? :D

[gizmo1_1]

'tis an infinant thread, which only the mods have control.

[jitBob]

Ahh, I think the clock is slow. Is it time to leave yet?

[GrandDad]

Ahh, I think the clock is slow. Is it time to leave yet?
no

[jitBob]

no

You are a cruel man.

[GrandDad]

You are a cruel man.
I sorry
















maybe

[gazzak]

:butt:

[TripleRLtd]

Almost let it fall off the front page hey Gaz.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif

[Archer]

Post your trivia here

[jitBob]

^bump^ http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[ilovetheusers]

Hoojers.

[Tacklebox]

Post your trivia here
O.K.
What baseball team suffered the worst losing streak in post season history?

[Archer]

Baseball sucks :p

[gazzak]

Wonder who'll hit post 1000 in this thread?

[MadDog]

I'll add a post and help out. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif

[jitBob]

I'll add a post and help out. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif
Me too!

[MobilePCPhysician]

O.K.
What baseball team suffered the worst losing streak in post season history?
The 2004 Yankees?http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[TechZ]

Well 1000's a bit far, some 50 posts needed, so get moving ppl.

[Tacklebox]

The 2004 Yankees?http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

You, Sir, are correct!

Have a trivia question?

[Tacklebox]

Only 45 to go

[gazzak]

wrong, it's 44!

[TechZ]

now 43, um 42

[Tacklebox]

You're both wrong!!

It's 41

[Cleetus]

I can't wait until Thursday of next week

[gazzak]

I can't wait until Thursday of next week

date?

[Cleetus]

date?
NExt Thursday will be the 28th of October

[gazzak]

NExt Thursday will be the 28th of October
:knife:

[Cleetus]

:knife:
You asked for the date :devil:

[confus-ed]

Hey the flow of mindless drivel, just got interupted by more mindless drivel, so I say 35 ! (I'd have so much liked to say 42, but the drivel was busy & that got used up :D)

[jitBob]

17 X 2

[TripleRLtd]

Hey, the flow of mindless drivel just got interrupted by more mindless insults. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/rolleyes.gif
I have to wonder if you guys, and you all know of whom I speak, will ever let this go? Why not just have a big old "to do", and fight to the death in a thread of mindless drivel and insults all your own?
Now THAT would be interesting...or boring. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/moon.gif

[Cleetus]

Forty-Six & 2

My shadow's

Shedding skin and
I've been picking
Scabs again.
I'm down
Digging through
My old muscles
Looking for a clue.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own confused
And insecure delusions
For a piece to cross me over
Or a word to guide me in.
I wanna feel the changes coming down.
I wanna know what I've been hiding in

My shadow.
Change is coming through my shadow.
My shadow's shedding skin
I've been picking
My scabs again.

I've been crawling on my belly
Clearing out what could've been.
I've been wallowing in my own chaotic
And insecure delusions.

I wanna feel the change consume me,
Feel the outside turning in.
I wanna feel the metamorphosis and
Cleansing I've endured within

My shadow
Change is coming.
Now is my time.
Listen to my muscle memory.
Contemplate what I've been clinging to.
Forty-six and two ahead of me.

I choose to live and to
Grow, take and give and to
Move, learn and love and to
Cry, kill and die and to
Be paranoid and to
Lie, hate and fear and to
Do what it takes to move through.

I choose to live and to
Lie, kill and give and to
Die, learn and love and to
Do what it takes to step through.

See my shadow changing,
Stretching up and over me.
Soften this old armor.
Hoping I can clear the way
By stepping through my shadow,
Coming out the other side.
Step into the shadow.
Forty six and two are just ahead of me.

[Tekboy]

Not about to quote all that, but pretty depressing lyrics there, eh?

[Tekboy]

Not about to quote all that, but pretty depressing lyrics there, eh?

I think Cleetus has a plan to depress us all so badly that we will all give up, and he will get the last word.

But it won't work!

[Cleetus]

My gosh, that is like one of the gretaerlyist Tool songs evar.

[gazzak]

How many now :butt:

[Tacklebox]

27

[confus-ed]

If I was doing crossword clues, I suppose I might follow that with Two dozen bakers entered disorderly

[Tacklebox]

Are you at the pub?

[TripleRLtd]

Are you at the pub?http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif (http://forums.windrivers.com/misc.php?do=getsmilies#)http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif (http://forums.windrivers.com/misc.php?do=getsmilies#)http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif
Hey! Nothing wrong with that! If I could I would.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[Tacklebox]

That's what I'm saying-
Have one for me. :drink:

I can't wait to get teh hell out of here.

[Cleetus]

ANother great one from Tool, must be heard on the CD though

Die Eier von Satan

Eine halbe Tasse Staubzucker
Ein Viertel Teeloffel Salz
Eine Messerspitze türkisches Haschisch
Ein halbes Pfund Butter
Ein Teeloffel Vanillenzucker
Ein halbes Pfund Mehl
Einhundertfunfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse
Ein wenig extra Staubzucker
... und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben
Butter einrühren
Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und
Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße Stucke vom Teig formen
Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter
Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und
Bei zweihundert Grad fur funfzehn Minuten backen und
KEINE EIER

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen und
Keine Eier ..
...

[MobilePCPhysician]

Is that the Oktoberfest song???http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

[confus-ed]

I am indeedy in t'pub ! :drink: :drink: :drink: :drink: , another 40 minutes yet to official knock off time, so I shall have to drink slowly today :D

Btw have I drunk too much already everything appears to have gone into german ?

[MobilePCPhysician]

Just a little reminder what life could have been, if we didn't save your sorry asses 60+ years agohttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[confus-ed]

You turned up late & then used all our ships to fight the japanese while you perfected the nuclear bomb with the german scientists we stole for you, but yeah thanks ;) btw its a recepie for deviled eggs ;)

[Cleetus]

The world today seems absolutely crackers,
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing and it's senseless, and that's why...
I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today.
You'd better learn to like them; that's what I say.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.
Think of the many things they've done to impress.
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching, and Chess.

So I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught.
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.

So, I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.

All together.

[verse in Chinese]
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Wo ai zhongguo ren. (I like Chinese.)
Ni hao ma; ni hao ma; ni hao ma; zaijien! (How are you; how are you; how are you; goodbye!)

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine, and lychees.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin, and yang-ese.

I like Chinese.
I like Chinese.
They only come up to your knees...

[gazzak]

I like Chinese food.
The waiters never are rude.

Did you ever see that Jackass where they went into a chinese place with dog **** in a rolled up newspaper and pretended it was found in their food?

The waiters were rude that day :devil:

[confus-ed]

If we are talking chinese food .. now I say a number 15 please

[confus-ed]

Infact I'm hungry .. so I'll have a 14 too ! ;)

[Tekboy]

All the Chinese Restaurants here put a letter in front of the number, such as L15, which is hot spicy Shrimp in Garlic Sauce.

Good stuff indeed!

[GrandDad]

1599

[TechZ]

11 more posts

[TechZ]

make it happen people.

[gazzak]

No

[confus-ed]

No

But you are by putting No :p

[confus-ed]

So who wants it then, 1000 th post ? .. I think Gary is the 'father' & all ;)

[confus-ed]

Oh & just a measley six left, so don't bicker ! :D

[Archer]

Morning :thumbs:

[confus-ed]

Morning :thumbs:

& a good morning to you too ;) - hard night was it ? I've been here for ages ..

& I've lost count now being nice (it confus-ed me ! :D) .. how many then ?three left I think ..

[Archer]

Been and gone before you were even up :p :D

3 to go
:thumbs:

[NooNoo]

make it happen people.
Make what happen? :confused:

[3fingersalute]

is this thread still here?

[3fingersalute]

So who wants it then, 1000 th post ? .. I think Gary is the 'father' & all ;)
I'll have it!