Having the last word

[Archer]

You could always platt it :D

http://www.lasvegasweekly.com/storypix/2000_12_07/fs_nose.jpg

[Mayet]

http://www.bradthegame.com/jones/orange-mohawk.jpg
How about a lovely Orange Number

http://homepage.mac.com/paleontology/humor/images/80s.jpg
or this even.......Yes a mullet perm

http://www.southburnett.net/nepal.jpg
But really why bother...Just don;'t cut it and then you too can look like this

[jitBob]

Looking at that last picture Mayet, I just have to ask...what do those guys smoke in the outback? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Mayet]

kangaroo Poo.. i think


but don't forget the kanga's eat grass....

[gazzak]

Where will this thread end up?

[Cleetus]

So broken headed chick is back at work :devil:

[Tekboy]

Where will this thread end up?
I'm sure it will end up in the archives, eventually.

[GrandDad]

I'm sure it will end up in the archives, eventually.
They'ed have to close it for that to happen :devil:

[Mayet]

Hey Scott can close it anytime...so long as My post is the last... :devil:

[imaeditedbysowulo]

Last try for awhile.

[gazzak]

Last try for awhile.

bad luck

[jitBob]

bad luck
Is better than no luck?

[NooNoo]

AMC could have the last word, problem is no one would know what it was :devil:

[Tekboy]

AMC could have the last word, problem is no one would know what it was :devil:
I'll second that one :)

[gazzak]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/sucks.gif

[gazzak]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc8.jpg

[gazzak]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/forumfun/misc16.jpg

[GrandDad]

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Are you try'ing to tell us something ? :eek2:

[GrandDad]

Are you try'ing to tell us something ? :eek2:
Would it be you hit 3000 PP's ? :devil:

[Tekboy]

Why yes he did!

[TechZ]

Congrats Gazzak! 3000 posts.

[confus-ed]

Would it be you hit 3000 PP's ? :devil:

So in Wotpp Guru mode ..

Ahhhh but he didn't :p .. he reached 3000 posts which is different ;) as old Gary does tech queries too - I'm surprised though that he wants to kill his 'masterpiece' as it truely illustrates just how hopeless bad padding really is unless you can sneak some other motive in there at the same time .. I think he may be right though with his 'caution' picture though if only a little ;) (how rebooting your pc will help I dunno - rebooting some heads though might maybe work ! :eek2: !) - some of 'us' don't seem to have gotten the point yet, which is that while other folks don't accept it - there's just no point seeking to have the last word at all ! :thumbs:

[Cleetus]

I don't want to work, I want to play Halo2

[jitBob]

I used to want my MTV. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif

[Tekboy]

I want to go back to sleep.

[GrandDad]

So in Wotpp Guru mode ..

Ahhhh but he didn't :p .. he reached 3000 posts which is different ;) as old Gary does tech queries too - I'm surprised though that he wants to kill his 'masterpiece' as it truely illustrates just how hopeless bad padding really is unless you can sneak some other motive in there at the same time .. I think he may be right though with his 'caution' picture though if only a little ;) (how rebooting your pc will help I dunno - rebooting some heads though might maybe work ! :eek2: !) - some of 'us' don't seem to have gotten the point yet, which is that while other folks don't accept it - there's just no point seeking to have the last word at all ! :thumbs:
Nahh , he's just a big PP :devil:

[gazzak]

Nahh , he's just a big PP :devil:

D4mn, cover blown :eek2:

[GrandDad]

D4mn, cover blown :eek2:
Sorry :eek2:

Everyone ignore my last post :thumbs:

[jitBob]

The song is over
It's all behind me
I should have known it
She tried to find me

...


This song is over
I'm left with only tears
I must remember
Even if it takes a million years

[jitBob]

This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end

It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die

This is the end

[confus-ed]

Jitbob are you really a fat woman ?

Go on please tell me you are ..

[NooNoo]

I'm a fat lady... but I ain't singing yet :D

[confus-ed]

How much then honey !?! :eek2: :devil:

[Mayet]

You aint fat NooNoo ..you are cuddly.... :devil:


and how the heck are you going there......hope everything is going okays.

[Cleetus]

Did you see the size of that chicken?

[jitBob]

Jitbob are you really a fat woman ?

Go on please tell me you are ..
You don't like the Who or the Doors??? Are you sure you have a pulse? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Tekboy]

You don't like the Who or the Doors??? Are you sure you have a pulse? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif
We won't get fooled again while lighting a fire, eh?

[gazzak]

have a nice weekend thread

[Cleetus]

Guys, you guys, you see the size of them chickens

[gazzak]

I feel a setup here but I have to ask...

What chicken?

[Cleetus]

"Hey Dog, did you see the size of that chicken?"

[NooNoo]

another 109 views to get to 10,000 views....

which means people are actually reading this stuff!

[Tekboy]

I hear they might make this thread into a movie!

[Archer]

You don't like the Who or the Doors??? f[/img]

Doors are what you walk through and as for Who arent they making a science fiction film about him :rolleyes::D

[gazzak]

A film of this thread could be a fantastic cure for insomniacs!

[Tekboy]

I see some of you have upgraded your Avatars. Believe it or not, I look remarkably similar to mine. Just ask NooNoo :)

[gazzak]

I see some of you have upgraded your Avatars. Believe it or not, I look remarkably similar to mine. Just ask NooNoo :)

...and I love my avatar so much I have it tattoo'd on my ankle. Seriously, I do!

[TechZ]

I have it tattoo'd on my ankle
Im glad that sentence ended the way it did gazzak!

[Archer]

...and I love my avatar so much I have it tattoo'd on my ankle. Seriously, I do!
You have a toilet cleaner logo tatoo`d on your ankle :eek:

[gazzak]

You have a toilet cleaner logo tatoo`d on your ankle :eek:

abso****inglutely :thumbs2:

[Tekboy]

abso****inglutely :thumbs2:
Are those moose antlers in your Avatar?

[Cleetus]

I am thinking of going to take gunsmith classes

[Archer]

Are those moose antlers in your Avatar?

Na.........ita GNU isnt it? :rolleyes:

[jitBob]

If they make this into a movie can I play the part of the jitBob?

[Archer]

Only if you look like an axe murderer :devil:

[Cleetus]

We used to play the game "Who can make the retarded kid cry first" game back in elementary school. That kid went on to become a grade A retard that felt up every hot chicks tits from the age they started growing them cause they thought "well, he just doesn't know any better"

And that my friends is why corned beef should be sliced with spaghetti

[Deity]

And that my friends is why corned beef should be sliced with spaghetti

It's like talking to Chef Brian. :eek2:

[Cleetus]

And then....

[confus-ed]

It's like talking to Chef Brian. :eek2:

You managed an anagram of brain in there - are you sure its appropriate !?! :rolleyes: .. We used to play the game "Who can make the retarded kid cry first" game back in elementary school.
Oh well that explains much, I think though I might like that game, then again I might have different ideas on what shows who as a retard ..

[gazzak]

I'm not going to let the last word go to a girlie row.

[3fingersalute]

Wow, there were only 2 replies all day yesterday...............maybe the last word is actually drawing near for this thread!

[confus-ed]

I'm not going to let the last word go to a girlie row.

Err umm 'he' might be having a 'girlie row' - but I'm being all deep & meaningful again .. so :p

I shall not explain further or I think it'll cause yet more pooh (& I'm not 100% certain anyway on just why but I have some well founded I believe reasons) - lets say anyway that Personality number 3 forgot himself for a bit & leave it at that.

Anyway it got me the final word for a whole day so :p :p (& thats double :p to you ! :D)..

[Cleetus]

Err umm 'he' might be having a 'girlie row' - but I'm being all deep & meaningful again .. so :p

I shall not explain further or I think it'll cause yet more pooh (& I'm not 100% certain anyway on just why but I have some well founded I believe reasons) - lets say anyway that Personality number 3 forgot himself for a bit & leave it at that.

Anyway it got me the final word for a whole day so :p :p (& thats double :p to you ! :D)..
Dude, you don't even like Brittney Spears, you wouldn't even hit that tasty little thing how sad :sad:

[confus-ed]

Dude, you don't even like Brittney Spears, you wouldn't even hit that tasty little thing how sad :sad:

Now I never said that :p - has this personality not learnt to read very carefully what I write yet ?, I was refuting trips old man fantasies on 'Hot' - well I don't think she is particularly, but once you get to my age 'anything that young, willingly in my bed' would indeed be a compliment :thumbs: - but imho you can see 'much better' pretty much on any street corner & natural with it too, not the product of Max Factor & some inventive soft focus..

[Cleetus]

But would you receive the stud status of having her legs wrapped around your head, with any of those girls on the street?

[confus-ed]

But would you receive the stud status of having her legs wrapped around your head, with any of those girls on the street?

Pah .. always with 'teh coolest' notion lurking in your head somewhere, no I wouldn't, but if I were daft enough to consider the notion of getting married to her, I might like her bank balance status 'muchly' when 1/2 of it is winging my way !

[Cleetus]

Pah .. always with 'teh coolest' notion lurking in your head somewhere, no I wouldn't, but if I were daft enough to consider the notion of getting married to her, I might like her bank balance status 'muchly' when 1/2 of it is winging my way !
Now you are thinking, get a little famous poonanni, then take the money and live like a king. Beats the hell out of working for the man all day :thumbs:

[gazzak]

Pre-nuptuals.

Sex but no cash!

[Cleetus]

Pre-nuptuals.

Sex but no cash!
Then I would write a book and sell the rights to the made-for-TV movie.

Work with me people ;)

[Khazad]

get her to pose for some pictures that you could sell on the interweb.

[Cleetus]

And after he sobered up , he noticed what she really looked like :uke:

[Tekboy]

And after he sobered up , he noticed what she really looked like :uke:

OUCH! That happened to me "back in the day".
To make things worse, she showed up where I was eating breakfast, and sat across from me at my table.

Gave her what was left of my breakfast, since my apettite was history.

[gazzak]

Just found this on page 2 so I guess Tekboy wins.

Congratulations!

[confus-ed]

Just found this on page 2 so I guess Tekboy wins.

Congratulations!

Can you rephrase that ? .. it just ziiiing right over my head ! (I suspect 'this' has something to do with matters but you know me & cryptic sometimes get along alarmingly well yet other times we just fail to connect at all - I'm category 2 today !;))

[jitBob]

Ahh man, I gotta go again!

[3fingersalute]

Just found this on page 2 so I guess Tekboy wins.

Congratulations!
http://smiley.onegreatguy.net/wtf.gif are you talking about???

[Tekboy]

Can you rephrase that ? .. it just ziiiing right over my head ! (I suspect 'this' has something to do with matters but you know me & cryptic sometimes get along alarmingly well yet other times we just fail to connect at all - I'm category 2 today !;))

I'm with you on this one, -ed. WAAY over my head I guess.

[confus-ed]

I'm with you on this one, -ed. WAAY over my head I guess.

Well whatever it is about you won something ! :thumbs: - but I dunno if thats good or bad ?

[jitBob]

Well whatever it is about you won something ! :thumbs: - but I dunno if thats good or bad ?He won the BOOBIE prize!!! Oh wait, it isn't Friday yet, no pictures. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sad2.gif

[NooNoo]

Dinner time!

[3fingersalute]

Ok Noo, question for you..............I know the TeleTubbies come from over on your side of the pond, and my daughter loves them.

But now, she has found these stupid Boobhah's (http://pbskids.org/boohbah/boohbah.html).....are they from over your way as well?? If so, what are they??? They have to be the most annoying thing in the world!! They make my skin crawl everytime she watches them!

[jitBob]

Ok Noo, question for you..............I know the TeleTubbies come from over on your side of the pond, and my daughter loves them.

But now, she has found these stupid Boobhah's (http://pbskids.org/boohbah/boohbah.html).....are they from over your way as well?? If so, what are they??? They have to be the most annoying thing in the world!! They make my skin crawl everytime she watches them!
Sounds like they run on fart propulsion.

[NooNoo]

Boohbah © and TM Ragdoll Limited 2003 © Ragdoll Limited 2003


Ragdoll did the teletubbies too - don't worry, it doesn't last long

[3fingersalute]

Boohbah © and TM Ragdoll Limited 2003 © Ragdoll Limited 2003


Ragdoll did the teletubbies too - don't worry, it doesn't last long

Yeah, well, I got to get her a stupid Boohbah toy now for Christmas that sounds like it farts all the time..........she loves it!

No need to buy her any Teletubbies toys, we still have all the ones my 5 year old played with a few years back...........guess they aren't going to be leaving anytime soon either!

[gazzak]

Boobahs is my 2 year olds favorite too. There is definately something scary about them, I'm sure they're messing with her mind!!

[3fingersalute]

Boobahs is my 2 year olds favorite too. There is definately something scary about them, I'm sure they're messing with her mind!!

Yeah, there's probably some sort of subliminal messages in those farts and bloops they make!!

[NooNoo]

Yeah, there's probably some sort of subliminal messages in those farts and bloops they make!!
Probably very comforting to a small child, sounds just like mommy and daddy asleep :devil:

[3fingersalute]

Probably very comforting to a small child, sounds just like mommy and daddy asleep :devil:
:grin:

[confus-ed]

:grin:

Hey ! I wanted to do that ! :p .. so I'll just settle for a re-quote then, as I'm still laughing ! ;) http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/lachen/laughing-smiley-014.gif

[TechZ]

Sounds like they run on fart propulsion.lol

[confus-ed]

So having yet another deep & meaningful thought .. it occurs to me that the competition to have the last word has almost (but not quite ;)) subsided at least on this one .. we could of course now allow folks to have the last word for a bit & then 'whip it away' later using the notion that Art imitates life, though I suspect I may be in need of that picture about the 'intellectual capacity' of the thread being breached, but I'll need to get it doctored to say that the intellectual capacity of several users of the thread will be breached .. then again I'm sure it already has :devil:.. (& if you can work that one out then I'm not talking about you am ! ?;) :eek2: :eek2: :eek2: )

[MobilePCPhysician]

Huh???

[Camaro80z]

Badger!

[confus-ed]

Huh???

Have another go .. cock up on the planning front ! - I missed a word out which substantially changes the meaning :rolleyes: .. this having an overall strategy for posting is far too much like hard work for me ;) .. I just don't know how some folks keep it up .. (Oh & you need to be paranoid to get that one !)

[confus-ed]

Badger!

Nope not mushroom induced ! Like so (http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/) or chemically aided (least not on my part) ..

[Tekboy]

Have another go .. cock up on the planning front ! - I missed a word out which substantially changes the meaning :rolleyes: .. this having an overall strategy for posting is far too much like hard work for me ;) .. I just don't know how some folks keep it up .. (Oh & you need to be paranoid to get that one !)

I am curious to know what "cock up" means on yoour side of the pond. :)

[gazzak]

Same as f*** up!

[Archer]

[A] Oddly, in British English it is not these days a vulgarism, or at least only a very mild one. It comes from one of several senses of cock, to bend at an angle, as in—for example—cocking a gun or turning up the brim of one’s headgear (so producing an old-time naval officer’s cocked hat).

The use of cock-up to mean a blunder or error was originally British military slang dating from the 1920s. The slang sense of cock clearly had a lot to do with its adoption, but this hasn’t stopped it being used in respectable publications, and modern British dictionaries mark it merely as informal or colloquial.

The longer phrase I used it in, “a cock-up on the [something] front” was coined in a BBC television comedy The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin some 20 years ago and has become a minor catchphrase. The original was “there’s been a bit of a cock-up on the catering front”, which was spoken by a former army officer, not over-blessed with savvy, who was totally confused by civilian life and had either forgotten to buy any food, or run out of money to do so.

http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-coc1.htm

[NooNoo]

I am curious to know what "cock up" means on yoour side of the pond. :)
Screw up

Task not executed correctly... degrees of cockup include

Inviting people to a party in a brewery... and putting the wrong date on the invite.

Polishing a mirror to perfection, blithely unaware that the micron of paint that chipped off the support gimble would make all the difference.

[GrandDad]

Thanks Scott ! :devil:

[Archer]

Whats that blue beetle in your avatar? :D

[confus-ed]

Thanks Scott ! :devil:

Naaah .. can't be him, far too many words, generally he only says 'closed' :p :eek2: :D

[jitBob]

Whats that blue beetle in your avatar? :D
Yeah, is that a Daytona? Looks pretty good there GranDad!

[GrandDad]

Yeah, is that a Daytona? Looks pretty good there GranDad!
'70' SuperBird :thumbs:

[Archer]

No definatly some sort of Beetle with a body kit :p

[GrandDad]

No definatly some sort of Beetle with a body kit :p
Its not like anyone over doesn't want one :devil:

http://www.specialised-shipping.co.uk/faqs.htm

[Archer]

So a winged beetle eh!...........wouldnt keep them on long round Liverpool :D

[Cleetus]

beer

[Archer]

Hmm............Doughnuts

[Tekboy]

beer
In many conversations, that would certainly be the last word! :drink:

[Archer]

I thought it was

"its your round Cle......tus......Wheres Cleetus gone?"

[GrandDad]

GrandDad's in the building :cool:

[Tekboy]

I don't know what to make of that.

[snooper2]

:bor:

[GrandDad]

I don't know what to make of that.
I'm back :thumbs:



opps , now I'm gone again :sad:

[TechZ]

nice change of avatar GD. confus-ed, youre really going over board on the confus-ed posts

[Tekboy]

nice change of avatar GD. confus-ed, youre really going over board on the confus-ed posts
Is he?

[MobilePCPhysician]

I agree

[TechZ]

well he calmed down a bit on the last few posts, so -ed's cooling off, too much OC not good for the geezer. ;)

[confus-ed]

I just vaguely explained my 'mad attack of of crypticness' elsewhere, & its most difficult to make it 'crystal' without 'blowing the gaffe' ;) (for techz as I know sometimetimes my use of english slang makes him confus-ed - thats giving away my intent & naming names etc)

So if I've been far too cryptic for anyone then sorry ! :) :thumbs:

Now who's having the last word today ? 'cos at the momnet its me ! & I'm sure that's not the point, least not for everybody else ! ;) :grin:

[gazzak]

This is a marathon not a sprint. I'm not Paula :devil:

[Tekboy]

This is a marathon not a sprint. I'm not Paula :devil:
Ive' been training for this marathon by running off at the mouth, and jumping to conclusions. :)

[Mayet]

I've been training for years at getting the last word in...and I will......

[MobilePCPhysician]

Not today. Happy B'Day by the way.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/pbeer.gif (http://forums.windrivers.com/misc.php?do=getsmilies#) http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/wavey.gif (http://forums.windrivers.com/misc.php?do=getsmilies#)

[3fingersalute]

did I win ???

[gazzak]

did I win ???

yes

[3fingersalute]

yes
great !! :thumbs2: :thumbs: :thumbs2:

[NooNoo]

Sorry had to go to the umpires for a final decision, but they were out, so now there is no decision to be made....

[3fingersalute]

Then I guess I'll just have to declare myself the winner!!!!!!!!! :devil:

[GrandDad]

Then I guess I'll just have to declare myself the winner!!!!!!!!! :devil:
Oh Drats

So I guess I lose :sad:

about normal for this month :redeyes:

[TechZ]

Internationally, I have the last word in the entire continent of Asia.

[Tekboy]

If I were still self-employed, I could likely get the last word in North America.

[3fingersalute]

~The End~

[gazzak]

~The End~

has almost arrived :devil:

[3fingersalute]

has almost arrived :devil:
Hey........stop that!! I declared the end, you can't post anymore!!

[edball]

Hey........stop that!! I declared the end, you can't post anymore!!
Is there really ever an end to anything ?

[3fingersalute]

Is there really ever an end to anything ?
If you people would shutup there would be! :devil:

[Cleetus]

Good morning :thumbs2:

[Archer]

Hey........stop that!! I declared the end, you can't post anymore!!

Does infinity ever end ?

[jitBob]

Does infinity ever end ?
No.

[corturbra]

Does infinity ever end ?

Only with plus one

[Tekboy]

Man, you guys are deep this morning.

[Cleetus]

I just hoe this day hurries up

[gazzak]

3 day week for me :thumbs2: :thumbs2: :thumbs2:

[Archer]

Skyver :p

[Tekboy]

I am off Thursday, but have to work Friday.

[Archer]

Only with plus one

So what does that make in whole numbers? :D

[Cleetus]

77?

[jitBob]

So what does that make in whole numbers? :D
Pi.

Thursday. Pumpkin pi.

[Mayet]

Pumpkin Pi
1½ c. canned or cooked pumpkin or squash
1 c. brown sugar, firmly packed
½ tsp. salt
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. ginger
2 T. molasses
3 eggs, slightly beaten
12 oz. can of evaporated milk
1 unbaked pie shell

Combine pumpkin, sugar, salt, spices and molasses. Add eggs
and milk and mix thoroughly. Pour into unbaked ie shell and
bake in hot oven (425°) for 40 to 45 minutes, or until knife
inserted comes out clean.

[Tekboy]

Pumpkin Pi
1½ c. canned or cooked pumpkin or squash
1 c. brown sugar, firmly packed
½ tsp. salt
2 tsp. cinnamon
1 tsp. ginger
2 T. molasses
3 eggs, slightly beaten
12 oz. can of evaporated milk
1 unbaked pie shell

Combine pumpkin, sugar, salt, spices and molasses. Add eggs
and milk and mix thoroughly. Pour into unbaked ie shell and
bake in hot oven (425°) for 40 to 45 minutes, or until knife
inserted comes out clean.

Shouldn't that be like 3.21 eggs or something? :)

[TechZ]

I dont like pi's. :)

[Tekboy]

I dont like pi's. :)
I would think that being a student at a University would require one to have skill in math, algebra, etc.

Pi is an integral part of all that.

[TechZ]

Pi as in Pies ;)

[GrandDad]

Pi as in Pies ;)
Pies - as in - Pie in the eye :p

[gazzak]

who ate all the pies?

[TechZ]

it wasnt me!

[confus-ed]

who ate all the pies?

..You fat barsteward, you fat barsteward .. you ate all the pies .. :p

(it doesn't quite work as well when its a cleaned up football chant does it ;) ?)

[Archer]

You Yanks make a nice Key lime pie :thumbs:

[3fingersalute]

I'd rather have cake

[gazzak]

I'd rather have cake

especially when in Amsterdam

:thumbs2:

[3fingersalute]

especially when in Amsterdam

:thumbs2:
No, a brownie!

[Archer]

No, a brownie!

Dont they sell chocolate?

[Tekboy]

Dont they sell chocolate?

My favorite is Dutch Chocolate anyway.

[jitBob]

Why can't you get a decent candy bar in Canada? And what's up with the no caffine soda pop? I mean, Mountain Dew without caffine come on!

[GrandDad]

I'd rather have cake
and eat it too ? :eek2:

[confus-ed]

I'd rather have cakeand eat it too ? :eek2:

Its a double act ! :D - tag team deep thoughts now ... most appropriate for a last word! :thumbs:

[TechZ]

I love cake.

[Tekboy]

I live a long way from the "real deal", but I am very fond of Key Lime Pie.

[Archer]

Its a double act !

Bring me sunshine in your smile
Bring me laughter all the while
Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above
Bring me fun bring me sunshine bring me love.......

................[exit stage left with silly dance]

[MobilePCPhysician]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-038.gif
.

[Tekboy]

Pretty flashy smilie there! I am impressed.
But then, some say that I am easily amused.

[GrandDad]

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/party/party-smiley-038.gif
.
At least it matches my car :)

[Lost]

i'm getting the feeling,this is one of those threads that just won't die.

:flame:

[NooNoo]

i'm getting the feeling,this is one of those threads that just won't die.

:flame:


This post made from free electrons!

[confus-ed]

This post made from free electrons!

A deep & meaningful from the subtle one :thumbs2: ... so should I tell them about free radicals (http://www.derek-ayre.freeserve.co.uk/freeradicals.html) now ?

I'm blurred on confusion vs subtle .. not 'doing subtle good' & all, I sometimes struggle he said confus-ed-ly.. :devil:

[Lost]

This post made from free electrons!

:eek2:.............Major you get the tranq's i'll get the rifle and we'll get this under control before anyone gets hurt.....Major? This post made from free electrons
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[Tekboy]

Those electrons are NOT free. If you are posting from a Windows computer, Microsoft owns the license to use them. You just get to use them within the guidelines sent down by the blessed and holy Gates of Redmond.

[Mayet]

Free.... Electrons with every pack sold

[TechZ]

You just get to use them within the guidelines sent down by the blessed and holy Gates of Redmond.

lol

[gazzak]

I can't believe that people still read this thread. All those that do say "aye".

[Archer]

Nay

[Tekboy]

I can't believe that people still read this thread. All those that do say "aye".

Aye, not only do they read it, but they post in it too!

[GrandDad]

Aye :thumbs:

[Mayet]

Marshmellows are sticky

[Lost]

I can't believe that people still read this thread. All those that do say "aye".

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* D*MN*T DON'T JUST STAND THERE HELP ME KILL IT!!!!!Oh and uh...aye.

[NooNoo]

*BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM* D*MN*T DON'T JUST STAND THERE HELP ME KILL IT!!!!!Oh and uh...aye.
You missed. :p

[Mayet]

Aye he missed bigtime....

and face it dudes...women have the last word...so it's out of me, Amyb, sunshine and Noonoo...she's the god mod..so I guess you can all just give up...roll over and say die like...........

[GrandDad]

Aye he missed bigtime....

and face it dudes...women have the last word...so it's out of me, Amyb, sunshine and Noonoo...she's the god mod..so I guess you can all just give up...roll over and say die like...........
Remember us males are to dumb to give up :D

[TechZ]

too dumb GrandDad?

Well I'm too nice to Give uP!

Aye.

[TripleRLtd]

Aye he missed bigtime....

and face it dudes...women have the last word...so it's out of me, Amyb, sunshine and Noonoo...she's the god mod..so I guess you can all just give up...roll over and say die like...........So true, soooo true.
BUT, you forgot about PuterGeekGirl and PreciousAngel.
As a matter of fact, GeekGirl has been the last word in several "big" threads.

[GrandDad]

too dumb GrandDad?

Well I'm too nice to Give uP!

Aye.
When the females are all piled-up in the bathroom and giggling what ya think thier saying and calling us :devil: :devil:
:devil: :devil:

[Archer]

Aye he missed bigtime....

and face it dudes...women have the last word...so it's out of me, Amyb, sunshine and Noonoo...she's the god mod..so I guess you can all just give up...roll over and say die like...........


You should know by now us males are too dumb to listen to advice from a woman :rolleyes: :D:D

[Lost]

Remember us males are to dumb to give up :D

But just smart enough to reload. :p

[Mayet]

Arggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggh
*edit post PGG sorry hun......and I was just reading a post by you the other day

*slaps self...what a slacker i am.......


I think I will have to punish myself by posting in this thread sorry at least one thousand times.

And Precious Angel.....nice to meet you too, sorry for the lapse..... :devil:



either way we got you boyz beat.......

Noonoo has that little key to close.....

[Mayet]

Oh By the way PGG

I am soo sooo soooo sooo sorry.......

[Tekboy]

Oh By the way PGG

I am soo sooo soooo sooo sorry.......

Oh well.

[Cleetus]

2 day hangovers suck :drink:

[jitBob]

There ain't no cure for the summertime blues!

[NooNoo]

There ain't no cure for the summertime blues!
Yes there is, it's called Winter :devil:

[Drone2903]

This is THE worst use of bandwidth and disk space we ever had at WD. :redeyes:

[GrandDad]

This is THE worst use of bandwidth and disk space we ever had at WD. :redeyes:
I'd have to disagree with that .

[Tekboy]

This is THE worst use of bandwidth and disk space we ever had at WD. :redeyes:
And yet you joined in :devil:

[confus-ed]

I'd have to disagree with that .

Aye ! (:D) .. Lots of 'deep & meaningfuls' - sadly though all the folks who get them never needed telling in the first place ! All that sublty & insight is just wasted on the other 1/2 wits :eek2: :devil: - never argue with an idiot etc .. & this thread shows that too - personally I think this thread is pretty good, almost genius :cool: ! - inadvertent genius mind - but still pretty clever regardless - Gary you have hidden talent ! :D - well hidden ! :eek2: - but talent no less ! :thumbs2:

[Archer]

Digital art at its best

[how much do you think we can get for it? :rolleyes: ]

[Rogue1987]

The Far Side Rocks!
HAHA I have the last word...

[confus-ed]

The Far Side Rocks!
HAHA I have the last word...

Only briefly :p

[Rogue1987]

HAHA got it again...

[PuterGeekGirl]

Oh By the way PGG

I am soo sooo soooo sooo sorry.......

No worries, I haven't even bothered with this, cuz if ya really stop and think about it (I know you know this) all these guys just aint smart enough to know when they're beat...and that we always, in some shape or form will have the last word... :thumbs2:

[corturbra]

I cannot believe this is still going....

LOOK I told you lot before, I'm having the last word!

WORD

[MobilePCPhysician]

No worries, I haven't even bothered with this, cuz if ya really stop and think about it (I know you know this) all these guys just aint smart enough to know when they're beat...and that we always, in some shape or form will have the last word... :thumbs2:
Look, PGG. It's 2 sugars and one cream. Also, try and get the donuts with the sprinkles next time.












J/K http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif












Close my door on the way out...

[PuterGeekGirl]

Look, PGG. It's 2 sugars and one cream. Also, try and get the donuts with the sprinkles next time.












J/K http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif












Close my door on the way out...

Wow, you don't know me very well, do you? :D :D

[Cleetus]

Day 3, hangover gone

[jitBob]

Day 3, hangover gone

Gone but not forgotten? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[Khazad]

Day 3, hangover gone

... vomit stain remains

[Rogue1987]

I have the last word again!

[NooNoo]

I have the last word again!
Are you male?

[Cleetus]

I am :drink:

[GrandDad]

Are you male?
I just sent some mail today , does that count ? :)

[Lost]

JUST DIE *BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*..D*MN*T..Ker-chunk ..click ..click..click..click..click..Ker-chunk..FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DIE ..*BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*


















*beep*[Lost captured the last word]*beep* :D

[GrandDad]

JUST DIE *BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*..D*MN*T..Ker-chunk ..click ..click..click..click..click..Ker-chunk..FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DIE ..*BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*


















*beep*[Lost captured the last word]*beep* :D
Sorry , could you repeat that , couldn't hear

you with all that noise .



opps ,


forgot the smiles ,


tough


TT's


:redeyes:

[gazzak]

What I wouldn't give for a delete button again!

[Lost]

I,of course,meant only for the thread to meet it's untimely demise,said gun shot's were intended only for the thread itself and not the user's inside the thread my apologies to anyone who thought the gunshot's were aimed at them, as they have commited no crime,but being put under some sort of chemically induced comatosise of postyness
the chemical's coming,of course, from inside... said thread......wait..but..I'm in the thread..then..that means that......I'M infected to..but..but....NO!..I CANT BE INFECTED IF I'M INFECTED THEN I MUST...BE......CLEANSED!..SO DIRTY..SOAP INEFFECTIVE..MUST BE CLEAN!!!MUST B- BAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHH-BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH-SO UNCLEAN..SO VERY UNCLEAN MUST......BE............CLEAN!...click...*BLAM*... .................................................. ........................



*beep*[Lost has committed suicide]*beep*
*beep*[Lost has "recaptured" the last word]*beep* :D

[Archer]

JUST DIE *BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*..D*MN*T..Ker-chunk ..click ..click..click..click..click..Ker-chunk..FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DIE ..*BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM**BLAM*



I think you`ll need to enter god mode to destroy this thread :thumbs:

[Rogue1987]

As a matter of fact I am male, I just don't have the last word much in my life.

As a matter of fact, I just don't have much in my life.

[Cleetus]

Finally figured out how to get the cat to be friendly, have a broken heater when the winter finally hits Houston(hey, we were actually in the 30's last night), she wouldn't leave my lap or side all night and morning.

[Archer]

So your saying your just a suedo heater then [and being used too]? :D:D

[ADisturbance]

look in a dictionary I believe you will find that "zyzzyva " is indeed the last word

[GrandDad]

As a matter of fact I am male, I just don't have the last word much in my life.

As a matter of fact, I just don't have much in my life.
Life's like that sometimes :sad:
Spent many years single , a few failed relationship's that hurt very badly , finally got 'lucky in love' , but went from that to very unlucky in money :sad: , lost a place that I basicly built .
Today I get up and Cable's off , (we just payed some on it) , I had left PC running d/ling a file so I go to shut off PC and just before it shuts-off the power goes off , now I know we paid Elec.bill , but I can't call anybody because the Phone is turned off (did pay it last night on-line , so it should be back on today) , I'm thinking great , no Cable - no Elec. - no phone , how more cr*ppy can a day start :rolleyes: . But about 20min's later power comes back on , so I turn TV and Cable box on , TV parts working , so start PC and see if have Internet , yup , it working , just have to wait on Phone now .
Don't why I'm writing this as I normally don't tell people my problems , but maybe somebody else will see that other folks in the world can have problems to , and that you do the best you can and hope it gets better . :thumbs:

[3fingersalute]

Been there, done that Grandad!

I remember once I got a call at work from a local cable guy asking me if I had the funds to pay him before he headed out to my house for the shutoff order he had in his hand........I told him no and was really in the dumps cause the gas was scheduled to be shut off on this same day..........called home to tell the wife the bad news, and guess what??.........Yup, the phone was disconnected too!

When it rains, it pours..............things are better for us now though, that's when she was in school full time and we were living off of 1 income.

[Cleetus]

My crotch itched, I had a bugger hanging out of my nose and had to fart, but there was a hot chick in my office, that was a tough 2 minutes.

[Archer]

Did you put your pants back on first?

[jitBob]

Never give a flatlander the last word. http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[gazzak]

Finally figured out how to get the cat to be friendly, have a broken heater when the winter finally hits Houston(hey, we were actually in the 30's last night), she wouldn't leave my lap or side all night and morning.

Me and the missus have had 2 cats since we met. They both died this year of old age and now she wants another one already. Trouble is we've got 2 kids instead now! How do I let her down gently?

[Cleetus]

Me and the missus have had 2 cats since we met. They both died this year of old age and now she wants another one already. Trouble is we've got 2 kids instead now! How do I let her down gently?
Why can't you have a cat? Let the kids grow with a loving animal

[gazzak]

Why can't you have a cat? Let the kids grow with a loving animal

It's too soon
Cat poo
Birds now come into the garden again
Hair

They've got a goldfish :devil:

[Archer]

Never give a flatlander the last word.

May the great god Mobos strike you down with his great hammer
:p

[Archer]

It's too soon
Cat poo
Birds now come into the garden again
Hair
They've got a goldfish

Never too soon for pets :D
Cats only "go" where you allow/train them
Some birds are classed as vermin and its all natural selection anyway
Get you hair cut :p
Cant stroke a goldfish

[jitBob]

But with one little flush you can send the goldfish on an amazing journey! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I thought it was Thor's hammer!

[Cleetus]

Aren't Goldfish disposable pets just like hamsters?

[Archer]

But with one little flush you can send the goldfish on an amazing journey! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

I thought it was Thor's hammer!


Names different but pains the same :p :D

[gazzak]

Cats only "go" where you allow/train them

after they reach 14 years they go as close to the house as possible then back inside

[Archer]

And how far does your Grandmother have to go :D:D



Come on they are 14 :D

[Tekboy]

And how far does your Grandmother have to go :D:D



Come on they are 14 :D

My cat is 18 years old.

[gazzak]

Come on they are 14 :D

were :sad:

[Mayet]

Hey PGG



Sorry :sad:

[Tekboy]

100 pages in this thread now!

[Mayet]

I am so so so sorry PGG

[jitBob]

I am so so so sorry PGG
3 down, 997 to go! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/thumbs.gif

[Cleetus]

25 minutes until I get to have some hair of that bastard dog from last night :drink: