Having the last word

[GrandDad]

Sometimes having the last word is not worth it :flame:

[Lost]

*beep*[Lost has respawned]*beep*
Okay thread now you've really made me mad.It's time to die,Prepare to meet "my little friend"...*beep*[Lost has engaged God virus "wrrby politico destruction #477kerryhgbush".....uploading.......beep.......beep...
...beep....upload complete...virus engaged]*beep*

[loading kerry insult's...contacting target] Hey wrrby!

[God virus prog1]:why did bush saddle Kerry and ride him to the white house after the election? Cause kerry look's like a horse of course.
[insult to injury smilie.1]... :D

[God virus prog2]:what did kerry do after losing the election? Go to Hawaii to relax in his brand new 2billion dollar mansion of course....
[logic cicuit's deem smilie unnecessary]

[G0d v1rus pr0g3]:why wont teresa heinz let her husband cook pancakes?..bzzt..b3cause he fl1pped em to d*mn much .
[1nsul7 t0 1njury sm1l13.2]... :thumbs2:

[0d v1rs r0]-bzzzzt-hate buffer at 362% system's overheating...self-destruct imminent.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY SYSTEM IS SELFDE-

[Archer]

#beep#Sorry the programs you are attempting to run are incompatable with the installed operating system.Please refer the problem to the Administrator#beep#

[3fingersalute]

I smell an intruder

[Cleetus]

So I find last night, drinking with a hot chick leads to fun and no hangover. Drinking with buddies leads to not as much fun and bad hangover.

I choose the first!!!

[Tekboy]

So I find last night, drinking with a hot chick leads to fun and no hangover. Drinking with buddies leads to not as much fun and bad hangover.

I choose the first!!!

A no brainer.

/duck

[Cleetus]

A no brainer.

/duck
Goose?

[Archer]

Sorry hunting seasons over .....................now go home the lot of you,go on move along there :p :D

[Lost]

Maybe for ducks and geese,but I'm hunting Wabbit's!

:p

[GrandDad]

Maybe for ducks and geese,but I'm hunting Wabbit's!

:p
And I'm hunting Bambi's :guns:

[MobilePCPhysician]

And I'm hunting Bambi's :guns:
Look in the Friday thread, I'm sure one of them is named Bambi.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif

[TechZ]

sorry for not being here for 2 days, net probs. Tech News seems dry, fill er up!

[MobilePCPhysician]

You were gone??? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

[TripleRLtd]

Tech News seems dry, fill er up!Sorry to say this Z, but I always felt that what you post is redundant. I chose not to put what I feel in your Comments and Suggestions thread just because of this. Anyone can fill up a forum with news posts! What counts is what WE want to "talk" about and discuss. This is a tech forum after all! We all MUST keep up with the latest, and the news.
This is why I always felt that teh "News" should have been included in another forum like Tech Tales. But, I guess I was wrong...

[GrandDad]

Look in the Friday thread, I'm sure one of them is named Bambi.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
Ok , I'll have a look see . :eek:

[GrandDad]

sorry for not being here for 2 days, net probs. Tech News seems dry, fill er up!
No problem :D

[confus-ed]

Sorry to say this Z, but I always felt that what you post is redundant. I chose not to put what I feel in your Comments and Suggestions thread just because of this. Anyone can fill up a forum with news posts! What counts is what WE want to "talk" about and discuss. This is a tech forum after all! We all MUST keep up with the latest, and the news.
This is why I always felt that teh "News" should have been included in another forum like Tech Tales. But, I guess I was wrong...

So get on with it then & quit your bitchin' ! :p
- admittedly you can find most of what Techz posts other places .. but then I'd have to go other places, which is kind of the point ... ;)

[Tekboy]

I just get my news from the Windrivers main page, like I have been doing for years now.

[Mayet]

Hey PGG



Sowwwwwwy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[Tekboy]

Hey PGG



Sowwwwwwy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Keeps going...and going...and going :grin:

[TechZ]

Sorry to hear it Trip, but we are all entitled to our own opinions, all since the big cheese says Tech News stays, well good for me.

[gazzak]

Ahhhh. It's so satisfying to see something you raised from seed and nurtured carefully grow into a self sustaining thing of beauty. Behold.

Dr. Frankenstein.

[Tekboy]

Ahhhh. It's so satisfying to see something you raised from seed and nurtured carefully grow into a self sustaining thing of beauty. Behold.

Dr. Frankenstein.

This thread has achieved sentience?

[confus-ed]

This thread has achieved sentience?

I'm thinking Frankestein's Monster was completely mindless .. so yeah its (this thread) as sentient as many around here ! :eek2: :devil: More so than some ! :D

[NooNoo]

This thread has achieved sentience?
Do you realise what you are infering? :devil: :eek2: :eek2: :eek2:

[Tekboy]

That it has a mind of its own?

[Tekboy]

Maybe the thread itself will choose who gets the last word....... ;)

[Lost]

Fear it for it is... the One Thread.

[Archer]

DOOMED you all doomed.........you shall never see the light of day again,your all trapped here for eternity.

[Lost]

Meh,I had no plans. :D

[Archer]

Hey move over give us a bit of room there and get off my blanket :p

[Mayet]

:knife: Sorry Pgg... I really am

One thousand pardons

[GrandDad]

DOOMED you all doomed.........you shall never see the light of day again,your all trapped here for eternity.
Meh,I had no plans..

Me neither :(

[Mayet]

Well I did......






oh and BTW PGG I am very humbly Sorry...

[Lost]

Well I did......






oh and BTW PGG I am very humbly Sorry...

Mayet my dear you should look on the bright side, now you'll have an eternity to apologize. :devil:

[Tekboy]

Mayet my dear you should look on the bright side, now you'll have an eternity to apologize. :devil:

You make it sound like someone died.

[Mayet]

Well not me I am ere for a good time and a long time




sorry PGG..........................................

[Lost]

You make it sound like someone died.

Nearly Tekboy, nearly :devil:


DOOMED you all doomed.........you shall never see the light of day again,your all trapped here for eternity.

[Lost]

Well not me I am ere for a good time and a long time




sorry PGG..........................................

I would have it no other way. :cool:

[Mayet]

Yeah stuff the be here for a good time not a long time

I like to have my cake and eat it tooo...........

[TechZ]

ok so tell me why Mayet is apologizing to PGG?

[Mayet]

Don't you read through this all important thread dear......... :grin: :knife: :grin:




Pgg I am so sorry....................................

[Cleetus]

Are there any women left in this world that aren't deranged or are they all taken?

[jitBob]

Don't you read through this all important thread dear......... :grin: :knife: :grin:




Pgg I am so sorry....................................
991 and counting!

[Khazad]

Are there any women left in this world that aren't deranged or are they all taken?

as far as i can tell they do remain, but they are all thaken. A large problem with that as well is that 90% of them are with complete jackasses. Can any woman here explain to me why alot of you are attracted to the most ignorant of us? i know most women eventually grow out of it, but it's still annoying at this stage in the game.

[Archer]

They choose the jackass males so they can appear to be smarter than the rest of us :devil: :D:D

[Khazad]

Interresting. But then they come running to the nice guy everytime the morons "break their heart". And on top of that they usually proceed to run to a new, even bigger moron.

[Cleetus]

That is why I like strippers!!!! :wave:

[Tekboy]

That is why I like strippers!!!! :wave:

In that vein, hookers are even *less* complicated. :devil:

[Mayet]

Interresting. But then they come running to the nice guy everytime the morons "break their heart". And on top of that they usually proceed to run to a new, even bigger moron.


Silly little fluffers arent we.........



:wave: :wave: :wave:



woman is our name.........catching a$$holes is our game........


oh yeah Forgive me Puhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese PGG..I am sorry......

[confus-ed]

991 and counting!

:thumbs2: .. 'teh wotpp guru' is impress-ed :D ! .. inspirational post padding idea Mayet, should keep you & jitbob busy for a quite a bit ..:thumbs: So thats '3 thumbs fresh tommy' for Uk readers ;)..

[3fingersalute]

Is it Friday yet?

[Mayet]

:thumbs2: .. 'teh wotpp guru' is impress-ed :D ! .. inspirational post padding idea Mayet, should keep you & jitbob busy for a quite a bit ..:thumbs: So thats '3 thumbs fresh tommy' for Uk readers ;)..


Why Thank You Kind Sir...In fact One thousand Thank You's

ThankYou... :devil: :grin: :devil:

[TechZ]

Sorry Mayet, dont like reading thru this thread so much, lazy as hell.

[Lost]

You know, I have a lamp, a bright lamp, it's on the desk in front of me, its shaped like a globe, it's got a map on it, a good map, it's got Africa,The United States, Alaska, Hawaii, all the places a good map would have. You know, it's got three settings, dim, medium, and bright, when it's on bright I can see alot of things, I can see towns and cities, I can see Ester, I can see Fairbanks, I can see Anchorage, I can see alot of cities, You know I have a magazine all about Alaska, it has a lot of interesting things in it, places, animals, items that attract tourists...You know, theres a lot of those, Ulu's, Gold Panning, Moose Nuggets, and more... heh they even combine some of those...the magazine even talked about how cold it got, it got pretty cold. Atleast, that's what the magazine said.

Ya know...it's a neat lamp.

[GrandDad]

You know, I have a lamp, a bright lamp, it's on the desk in front of me, its shaped like a globe, it's got a map on it, a good map, it's got Africa,The United States, Alaska, Hawaii, all the places a good map would have. You know, it's got three settings, dim, medium, and bright, when it's on bright I can see alot of things, I can see towns and cities, I can see Ester, I can see Fairbanks, I can see Anchorage, I can see alot of cities, You know I have a magazine all about Alaska, it has a lot of interesting things in it, places, animals, items that attract tourists...You know, theres a lot of those, Ulu's, Gold Panning, Moose Nuggets, and more... heh they even combine some of those...the magazine even talked about how cold it got, it got pretty cold. Atleast, that's what the magazine said.

Ya know...it's a neat lamp.
So what are you saying ?






I'll go back to my corner now :devil:

[Mayet]

Sorry Mayet, dont like reading thru this thread so much, lazy as hell.

Damn does that mean I have to type more than one line in this thread to explain it all

oh well ..sees I forgot to mention PGG in a post where I mentioned the chicky babes of WD..so I am going to apologise 1000 times to her

[Mayet]

Oh PGG I am sooo sorry btw

[Mayet]

Oh yeah and confus-ed.. thank you kind sir...........

[jitBob]

Oh yeah and confus-ed.. thank you kind sir...........

Likewise!

990 and the going gets slow.

[TechZ]

Just run a script in IRC and youre done!

I'll reduce your load and apologise for you too

+1 Sorry PGG

[confus-ed]

So what are you saying ? ..

I think he's tired of hiding his light under a bushel & has an identity crisis ! .. :p

I 'll give you a big hint ! .. he does all the time ! :eek2:

Ya know...

Btw Trip got his ban extended for such activities as I may or mayn't be accusing 'lost' of .... so perhaps he ought to get lost again if my suspicions are correct .. as she who mods will get her wrath all stirred up again ! ;)

[confus-ed]

Oh yeah and confus-ed.. thank you kind sir...........

Well thank you too ;) .. but please tell me now that I said it was a good idea, that I don't have to reply to another 999 ?

[3fingersalute]

So is this thread finally over?

[iceman]

You know, I have a lamp, a bright lamp, it's on the desk in front of me, its shaped like a globe, it's got a map on it, a good map, it's got Africa,The United States, Alaska, Hawaii, all the places a good map would have. You know, it's got three settings, dim, medium, and bright, when it's on bright I can see alot of things, I can see towns and cities, I can see Ester, I can see Fairbanks, I can see Anchorage, I can see alot of cities, You know I have a magazine all about Alaska, it has a lot of interesting things in it, places, animals, items that attract tourists...You know, theres a lot of those, Ulu's, Gold Panning, Moose Nuggets, and more... heh they even combine some of those...the magazine even talked about how cold it got, it got pretty cold. Atleast, that's what the magazine said.

Ya know...it's a neat lamp.

Ok ok the gigs up Ya_Know. Figured you couldn't keep quite anymore. Dude you were almost there!

[gazzak]

Ya_Know to finish this thread? Perfect!

[Tekboy]

Ya_Know to finish this thread? Perfect!

Film at 11.

[jitBob]

We can do the innuendo. Is the head dead yet?

[Tekboy]

We can do the innuendo. Is the head dead yet?

The boys in the newsroom have a running bet.

[SirGraystone]

I think Noonoo should have the last word and close this threads :)

[Tekboy]

She has had ample opportunity, but has chosen not to do so up to this point.

This thread hurts nothing.

[Archer]

See your all trapped here in this virtual maze and just dont want to admit it! :D

[iceman]

Addiction is a terrible thing :flames:

[Archer]

1+1 thats addiction isnt it? :rolleyes: :D

[Tekboy]

1+1 thats addiction isnt it? :rolleyes: :D
Addiction has nothing to do with it!

I can stop posting any time I want!

[WebHead]

Addiction has nothing to do with it!

I can stop posting any time I want!

Sorry Tekboy,.. I now have the last and FINAL word. :D

[Tekboy]

Sorry Tekboy,.. I now have the last and FINAL word. :D
Yeah, I guess you do.

[shamus]

Yeah, I guess you do.not! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/smile.gif

[Green_Eyed]

Is it Friday yet?

Soon, my dear, very soon.

For some, it's Thursday. I have to wait a few hours more :cool:

[Green_Eyed]

I can't believe that people still read this thread. All those that do say "aye".


"AYE"

hehehe

:drink:

[Mayet]

Hey Confus_ED



Thank you kind sir....

[Lost]

Forgetting something?



Oh PGG I am sooo sorry btw


:devil:

[Archer]

Anybody got any food on them I've been trapped here for weeks and Im starving?

[GrandDad]

Anybody got any food on them I've been trapped here for weeks and Im starving?
All I have is PeanutButter and Ritz crackers , dig in !

:devil:

[Archer]

PeanutButter!! :uke: I would`nt even give it to a starving dog :D

[TechZ]

I somehow never liked Peanut Butter, but love Broccoli!

[Lost]

All I have is PeanutButter and Ritz crackers , dig in !

:devil:

Hmmm...time to revert to canabalism,

Hey Grandad look up! *BLAM*
Hey Archer I shot us some food come and get it! *BLAM*
Hey Techz quit running! *BLAM*

*beep*[Lost has captured the last word.]*beep*

:D

[TechZ]

Well Lost, if u are ya_know or an evil twin(thats not possible, it would be a good twin actually), its nice to have u here, Welcome to the forums.

[confus-ed]

Hey Confus_ED



Thank you kind sir....

:D :rolleyes: .. this'll teach me ! .. I'm always moaning about lack of originality in post pads .. so that's two variations on a theme down & only 998 to go :eek2: ....

[Archer]

Hey Archer I shot us some food come and get it! *BLAM*


Hope its well done I don't know how anybody can eat meat still pink in the middle.


Hmm..............this tastes strangely like chicken burgers. You sure it was an animal you shot and not a waiter!?

[Lost]

Well Lost, if u are ya_know or an evil twin(thats not possible, it would be a good twin actually), its nice to have u here, Welcome to the forums.

D*mn mate...That's such a nice thing to say...*sniff*...Ya know what. I'm not even gonna roast you alive like I did the others, I'm just gonna finish you off real quick, summin nice, like a headshot,*BLAM*
*beep*[Lost roasts everybody]*beep*
*munch* You know that Techz was a-*chomp*-real good guy, welcom-*chew*-ing me to one of the-*Crunch*-best little forums I've ever be-*chew*-en to, I'ts *chomp,chew,munch* almost a shame that I had to revert to canabilisim *crunch,chomp,chew,munch,munch,Buurp* D*mn the people here even taste better, what a great lot. :thumbs2:


thanks mate,I think you brought a tear to my eye*sniff*...tiny,very tiny...*sniff*.

*beep*[Lost gives an ambigously creepy hug to all the corpses *huggle*]*beep*
:D

[Mayet]

Forgetting something?






:devil:


Oh Dear..... Lost....I am sorry..so sorry...a thousand sorry for forgetting PGG's sorry


Sorry Lost :devil:

[Mayet]

PGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG


I am so sorry :rolleyes:

[Tekboy]

Ester, Alaska

A deranged internet user is involved in a standoff with State Troopers, and the Windrivers SWAT team, after accusations of murder and cannibalism were disclosed last night.

Said the suspect, "Burp", "I don't know what you guys are talking about." "Belch".

Sources claim that shots were fired, but details are unavailable at this time.

Stay tuned to Tech Lounge & Tales News for further updates as they become available.

This newsbreak brought to you by The Golden Eagle Saloon.

[jitBob]

Oh Dear..... Lost....I am sorry..so sorry...a thousand sorry for forgetting PGG's sorry


Sorry Lost :devil:
988 and the countdown continues.

Warning: This thread may be hazardous to your employment!

[Cleetus]

I'm dizzy and it ain't from alcohol, this sucks

[Camaro80z]

I'm dizzy and it ain't from alcohol, this sucks

I have been feeling like that every day for the past 2 months. Hopefully the new antibiotics will help with the problems I have been having with my ears. :sad:

[Archer]

Sources claim that shots were fired, but details are unavailable at this time.


UPDATE: All shots fired were found to be virtual so there was no apparent damage or loss of life.The suspect has been imprisoned in the forum dungeon whilst an election takes place to decide weather to electrocute him, a total ban or make him live with Cleetus for the rest of his natural days.

[Tekboy]

UPDATE: All shots fired were found to be virtual so there was no apparent damage or loss of life.The suspect has been imprisoned in the forum dungeon whilst an election takes place to decide weather to electrocute him, a total ban or make him live with Cleetus for the rest of his natural days.
I vote to make him the Love Slave of Cleetus' cat!

[Cleetus]

My cat is an innocent, you people leave her out of this

[Mayet]

UPDATE: All shots fired were found to be virtual so there was no apparent damage or loss of life.The suspect has been imprisoned in the forum dungeon whilst an election takes place to decide weather to electrocute him, a total ban or make him live with Cleetus for the rest of his natural days.

I'd be scared.

Pgg i am so sorry

and Sorry Lost for forgetting PGG


and ED.......Mr Confus- ...thank You Kind Sir

[gazzak]

:butt:

[jitBob]

UPDATE: All shots fired were found to be virtual so there was no apparent damage or loss of life.The suspect has been imprisoned in the forum dungeon whilst an election takes place to decide weather to electrocute him, a total ban or make him live with Cleetus for the rest of his natural days.
That would fall under cruel and unusual punishment!

[jitBob]

I'd be scared.

Pgg i am so sorry

and Sorry Lost for forgetting PGG


and ED.......Mr Confus- ...thank You Kind Sir

987 and the beat goes on!

[Tekboy]

987 and the beat goes on!

Drums keep pounding rhythm to the brain.....

[Mayet]

O by the way


PGG I am so damned sorry......I am the sorriest thing I've seen all week

[confus-ed]

.....I am the sorriest thing I've seen all week

Oh I dunno ;) - I've seen all the pictures & I wouldn't be sorry :eek2: :devil:

[GrandDad]

Oh I dunno ;) - I've seen all the pictures & I wouldn't be sorry :eek2: :devil:
If you sir , were built like her , we would be sorry for you . :devil:

[NooNoo]

Is the end nigh?

[Tekboy]

Is the end nigh?
It is likely the end when *you* say it is. :)

[Mayet]

ahh the end is nigh..the end is nigh...must warn people

PGG I am so sorry


Lost sorry sorry




ed.....thank you kind sir..........

[TechZ]

Hope PGG is doing better after the heart op.

[Tekboy]

Hope PGG is doing better after the heart op.
She seems to be doing better than she expected to be, according to her posts since coming home.

Life is a gift. Tell someone you love that you love them today. :)

[Cleetus]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

[jitBob]

Only 150 days until Christmas and...

Only 985 more to go Mayet!

Doobe doobe doo

Hmmm...Doobie...Hmmm...Friday...Hmmm

[iceman]

I

[iceman]

will take two. Thanks! :mult:

[Tekboy]

will take two. Thanks! :mult:
Just another Friday at -17F here in Fairbanks.

[gazzak]

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

dress in womens clothing?

[Tekboy]

I think that since Gazzak started this thread, that it is appropriate for him to get the last word.

Or not.

[Lost]

Ester, Alaska

A deranged internet user is involved in a standoff with State Troopers, and the Windrivers SWAT team, after accusations of murder and cannibalism were disclosed last night.

Said the suspect, "Burp", "I don't know what you guys are talking about." "Belch".

Sources claim that shots were fired, but details are unavailable at this time.

Stay tuned to Tech Lounge & Tales News for further updates as they become available.

This newsbreak brought to you by The Golden Eagle Saloon.

Results of my death were greatly exaggerated. :cool:


I vote to make him the Love Slave of Cleetus' cat!

*BLAM* Oops, the trigger slipped :rolleyes:

:devil: :D

[GrandDad]

Results of my death were greatly exaggerated. :cool:




*BLAM* Oops, the trigger slipped :rolleyes:

:devil: :D
Have you run out of bullets yet ?

[TechZ]

And what kind of gun are your using, these bullets really hurt!

[Lost]

Have you run out of bullets yet ?
*BLAM* ....nope.


:devil:

[TechZ]

got a matrix thing going there for u huh lost?

[Lost]

got a matrix thing going there for u huh lost?

It depends, will you choose the Red pill or the Blue pill

:D

[GrandDad]

It depends, will you choose the Red pill or the Blue pill

:D
green pill

[Lost]

Cause: [Play: Jefferson Airplane-White Rabbit] One will make you Bigger
and One will make you small, Ask Alice She's Ten Feet
Tallllll [Stop:Jefferson Airplane-White Rabbit]

Good choice :devil:

[confus-ed]

Mmmm I wonder if I do a load of Richard Head jokes or should that be richard1 jokes :eek2: :devil: , whether that can get this shut & 'somebody' finally have the last word ?

It'd seem most appropriate to me to end this madness with a last word from one who's really many, most appropriate ..;)

[Archer]

Maybe the last word will be

CLOSED

[NooNoo]

Right now, I know who should have the last word.

[confus-ed]

Right now, I know who should have the last word.

& that is ? & what's its gonna be ..

[Cleetus]

I will destroy them all

[Tekboy]

Mayet better get here pretty quick then.

[MobilePCPhysician]

Pick me Pick me

[Archer]

Pick me Pick me


Your it!

[GrandDad]

Your it!
We know he's an 'it' , whats your point ?

















:devil:

[GrandDad]

Thread Closed

[NooNoo]

uh no it isn't!

[GrandDad]

uh no it isn't!
yes it is !

[NooNoo]

it's behind you!!

[Mayet]

It's in my head :eek2: :devil: :eek2:









Sorry Pgg :sad:
Thanks Confus-ed :p
and tanky you Lost :thumbs:

[confus-ed]

Thanks Confus-ed :p

How many left now ? .. I done got confus-ed with all them mysterious R's & forgot ! ;)

[Lost]

It is an Evil All Encompasing Thread Created By Satan Himself, but can only be destroyed by headshotting Mayet, my ethics perscribe that I can never under any circumstances harm a lady, but also that I must destroy the Satan spawn at all costs,...Hmmmm... Forgive me for I have no other recourse.

*BLAM*















*[Lost has commited suicide]*
Of course I could never shoot a lady.:p

[confus-ed]

*[Lost has commited suicide]*

Oh no you haven't or you couldn't have posted :p - I see your grasp of reality as multiple personality man is as good as when you were 'real' :devil:

I'm not so sure that Gazzak is gonna like being called Satan either, that's gotta be way outside 'new' rules, though I'm sure you were never too hot with them in the first place ! :eek2: ..

[Mayet]

How many left now ? .. I done got confus-ed with all them mysterious R's & forgot ! ;)


Oh dear Ed....I am so sorry, a thousand pardons please, but i have forgotten...
I am so sorry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

[Archer]

Just put this link (http://www.andromeda-realm.com/epsounds/ADDB/wav/sorry.wav) in your sig Mayet :D:D

[confus-ed]

Oh dear Ed....I am so sorry, a thousand pardons please, but i have forgotten...
I am so sorry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah :p ... I'm sooo sure you can't :flames: - not all blokes are stupid you know :eek2:

[gazzak]

I'm not so sure that Gazzak is gonna like being called Satan either.

s'fine with me!

[NooNoo]

s'fine with me!
What else would you expect from a Watford supporter? :devil:

[gazzak]

What else would you expect from a Watford supporter? :devil:

New forum rules prevent me from posting the image I would like to so this will have to do... :butt:

[GrandDad]

New forum rules prevent me from posting the image I would like to so this will have to do... :butt:
This will be going too - :butt:

[jitBob]

984 and counting !

we will, we will...ROCK YOU!

[Lost]

That will be going to - /\

?? Who is: /\ ??

[GrandDad]

?? Who is: /\ ??
not who , look again :p

[TechZ]

Im Z btw.

[NooNoo]

?? Who is: /\ ??
If Grandad will forgive me, I edited his post for grammar, which, hopefully will make his sentence clear. :p :butt:

[Lost]

If Grandad will forgive me, I edited his post for grammar, which, hopefully will make his sentence clear. :p :butt:

A miracle could not make it clearer :devil:
:p

[gazzak]

Are mindless threads allowed in the new rules?

[jitBob]

Only as long as they are original, not those mindless threads you can pick up at the Quicki-mart. Those may be copywrited by Apu.

[Tekboy]

Only as long as they are original, not those mindless threads you can pick up at the Quicki-mart. Those may be copywrited by Apu.

I am standing beside myself with bewilderment!

[gazzak]

maybe threads with 1600 replies will be banned for clogging up the sql code?

[confus-ed]

maybe threads with 1600 replies will be banned for clogging up the sql code?

This ones in the clear then as its now got 1663 :p

[jitBob]

Better look again! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[+Daemon+]

guess Ill help with the clogging, lets be CALTRANS clog the toilet

[Tekboy]

guess Ill help with the clogging, lets be CALTRANS clog the toilet

This thread is a surviver!

[+Daemon+]

http://www.ee.calpoly.edu/telab/images/caltrans.gif

here we come

[NooNoo]

that's survivor!

[+Daemon+]

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0105/survivor.10/background.survivor.logo.jpg!!!

[Mayet]

http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/desktops/images/survivor.jpg

[Mayet]

Oh dear..one thousand pardons for my huge picture
..

Hey Pgg sorry dear...and ed..thanks mate :thumbs:

sorry Lost

[GrandDad]

Oh dear..one thousand pardons for my huge picture
..

Hey Pgg sorry dear...and ed..thanks mate :thumbs:

sorry Lost
You should be sorry for giving away the Handymans fix-all secret tool :eek2:

[NooNoo]

Good night. :)

[Mayet]

Nitey Nite NooNoo..sleep well
Sweet dreams


Nite Nite
Sleep Tight
Don't let the beddy bugs bite....

[+Daemon+]

nite nite dont let caltrans bite tonight

[Tekboy]

nite nite dont let caltrans bite tonight

Anyone remember the word "distrans"?

[gazzak]

No

[Mayet]

Nope :devil:

[Mayet]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Sorry...well I just am that's all

[confus-ed]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: Sorry...well I just am that's all

For anything new ? or am I knocking one off (hey there's a double-edged thingee there, he says doing another {& a third :D}) your tally ? :devil:

[Cleetus]

Did I miss something?

[jitBob]

984 to go Mayet dear and when you have paid this self inflicted pentience, what then? Are ya gonna go to Disneyland? http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[amcfreek]

hey i didnt see a speed rating for that duct tape , is it 200mph speed rated nascar certified or not .. check the box that info is important

[Tekboy]

hey i didnt see a speed rating for that duct tape , is it 200mph speed rated nascar certified or not .. check the box that info is important

Anyone ever see the AFLAC commercial with Yogi Berra in it? The one where the duck looks increasingly confus-ed?

[Cleetus]

I saw the duck, I didn't see confus-ed

[NooNoo]

I saw the duck, I didn't see confus-ed
so you ducked but didn't grouse? :devil:

[jitBob]

No, but I once saw an olliphant!

[gazzak]

No, but I once saw an olliphant!

Is that like a pshycophant?

[+Daemon+]

01111001 01100001 00100000 01111001 01100001 00100000 01111001 01100001 00101100 00100000 01001001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 00100000 01101101 01110101 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01100001 01101000 01101000

[jitBob]

Is that like a pshycophant?
No, but it is sort of "Ring-ish".

[amcfreek]

So How Many Ppl Know Bianary And How Many Dont Know Bianary?

[Archer]

1

[Tekboy]

1

110

[TechZ]

If you can read binary off a screen, either you have too much time on your hands, or damn youre smart!

[confus-ed]

If you can read binary off a screen, either you have too much time on your hands, or damn youre smart!

I always thought it meant you were really very dumb like the things designed to really read it ! :eek2:

[Cleetus]

To the tower, to the tower

[MobilePCPhysician]

I make a case for this thread to be closed. It has strayed off topic. We were discussing having the last word.

Since it has strayed off topic, I think Noo should close it with my post being the last.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/sagrin.gif

[jitBob]

Not certain that I agree with you there.

[Cleetus]

The last willbe mine

[jitBob]

That should read "Will be mine".

[Archer]

No sardine is having the last word round here :p :D

[Tekboy]

No sardine is having the last word round here :p :D

I guess I can safely have the last word then. :)

[gazzak]

How about the last smiley then?

:thumbs2:

[jitBob]

Smiley...scmiley...bah humbug!

[Cleetus]

So then the bartender had had enough and threw the albino and the penguin out of the bar.

[jitBob]

Hahahaha...I love that joke! http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[TechZ]

sardines, ewww, never liked those. No offense ;)

[Cleetus]

Found a hella sweet bar last night. In a corner of a strip center, no tv's, low lights, good jazz/blues softly playing in that background. All the mixes for the druinks are fresh(not through any machine), great wine selection, not smokie, very classy.

[MobilePCPhysician]

Did any women have the five o'clock shadow??http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

[Tekboy]

Did any women have the five o'clock shadow??http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/tongue.gif

In Houston? Unlikely if memory serves me correctly. I bet there are more "closet gays" in Houston than there are "outed".

Houston is a great place to get your a$$ kicked no matter who you are, so asking for trouble like that in a bar is not too likely.

[Cleetus]

In Houston? Unlikely if memory serves me correctly. I bet there are more "closet gays" in Houston than there are "outed".

Houston is a great place to get your a$$ kicked no matter who you are, so asking for trouble like that in a bar is not too likely.
Nah, we have a big ol' gay district down here now. Of course, Houston isn't as open as say Austin, but what are ya gonna do in a city this freakin' huge.

[Cleetus]

For awhile there it was looking like I was going to have the last word, but at least I can put a stop to that :eek2:

[Cleetus]

Damnit, I hate you cleetus :flame:

[Lost]

OMG! :eek: He did it! He got the last word!
*BLAM*...
oops musta slipped.
:devil:

[GrandDad]

I've decided that I don't want the 'last word' anymore , someone else can have it . :eek2:
To freak'en tired right now . :sad:

[Tekboy]

I probably don't want it either, but the thread keeps calling......

[Toppro]

I will end it, this is the last word

[TechZ]

really?

[Cleetus]

The chair is against the wall

[jitBob]

Three more working days until Christmas vacation!

[Archer]

Beat you to it finished Thursday morning :thumbs:

[jitBob]

Its' Thursday morning right now! 8:23 am PST

[Archer]

No its Friday pm :p

[Toppro]

really?

Yep

[Cleetus]

You sure?

[Toppro]

Pretty sure

[Cleetus]

Pretty sure
Ok then, I'll trust ya

[Tekboy]

Weekend!

[Mayet]

halfway gone :flame: :flame: :flame:

[NooNoo]

Let us know how tomorrow goes May :D

[TechZ]

We got holidays here on account of Bahrain National Day. Plus im on a mini vacation cause of end of 1st term.

[Tekboy]

Happy Bahrain day!

[Archer]

Yes happy 32nd [33rd?] Bahrain day [16th]............did you get to see the new flag (http://www.bernama.com.my/bernama/v3/news_lite.php?id=105046) ? :rolleyes: :D

[NooNoo]

Yes happy 32nd [33rd?] Bahrain day [16th]............did you get to see the new flag (http://www.bernama.com.my/bernama/v3/news_lite.php?id=105046) ? :rolleyes: :D
Party at Techz!! :drink:

[Archer]

Alcohol free?

[TechZ]

Yup saw the xxxl size flag, it was pretty big.

Definately alcohol free, but dsl friendly ;)

[Tekboy]

Yup saw the xxxl size flag, it was pretty big.

Definately alcohol free, but dsl friendly ;)

Not to be confus-ed with free alcohol. :)

[gazzak]

Modem & Alcohol v ADSL & Dry....


I'll go get my modem out of storage!!

[3fingersalute]

Not to be confus-ed with free alcohol. :)
Where????

[Tekboy]

Where????

Go back to sleep. :)

[Archer]

Where????

Its available at you local shop you just swap it for some of that folding stuff you keep putting under your matress :rolleyes: :D

[3fingersalute]

Its available at you local shop you just swap it for some of that folding stuff you keep putting under your matress :rolleyes: :D
Well, if I have to make a swap, it's not really free then, is it??

[Cleetus]

poo

[Tekboy]

poo

Finally! Perhaps that would be an appropriate last word.

[3fingersalute]

Finally! Perhaps that would be an appropriate last word.
Well then why'd ya go and muck it all up for?

[Cleetus]

poo

[3fingersalute]

OK, somebody hurry up and close it now

[Tekboy]

OK, somebody hurry up and close it now

Devious, indeed.

[Cleetus]

Beer

[thorian]

no