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October 4th, 2004, 09:10 PM
Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.



It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

So funny but must hurted.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc&e=4
MobilePCPhysician
October 4th, 2004, 10:51 PM
Not like he was using it for anything good,,,,,http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
FatalException0E
October 4th, 2004, 11:04 PM
Not like he was using it for anything good,,,,,http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
Too bad he didn't do this untill he was 67. By now he's probably spread his stupid genes around by having kids
MobilePCPhysician
October 4th, 2004, 11:09 PM
Maybe, just maybe, he was causing the chicken to scream, and after having his way, decided the chicken had to be killed, so as not be able to identify him.

Draw a mental picture of that, and let me know how it works for you,,,,,http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
GrandDad
October 4th, 2004, 11:36 PM
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20041004/od_nm/penis_dc&e=4
uhmm ;
http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=64501
MobilePCPhysician
October 4th, 2004, 11:46 PM
uhmm ;
http://forums.windrivers.com/showthread.php?t=64501
Uhmm, maybe you should read the last post in that thread.

Oh, yeah, put down any sharp objects.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
GrandDad
October 5th, 2004, 12:47 AM
Uhmm, maybe you should read the last post in that thread.

Oh, yeah, put down any sharp objects.http://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gifhttp://forums.windrivers.com/images/smilies/lach.gif
are you talking about the knife I have in my hand ?
MobilePCPhysician
October 5th, 2004, 12:49 AM
are you talking about the knife I have in my hand ?
That, or the chicken in the other,,,,,,