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Guts3d
May 10th, 2006, 02:40 PM
“She spilled a beer on me. That’s foreplay.”
Paul responding to either clumsiness or a come-on in the Satire Lounge.


I wish I knew this years ago... (http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/md_wino_wisdom.htm)
shamus
May 10th, 2006, 03:12 PM
“Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.”
Graffiti in the men’s room of Gritty McDuff’s Portland Brew Pub, Portland, ME.

I've seen that one!
street1
May 10th, 2006, 05:59 PM
Guts3d-I had not seen that before.I enjoyed it thanks.



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El_Squid
May 12th, 2006, 11:34 AM
En Vino Veritas! :drink:

Salud!
slgrieb
May 12th, 2006, 04:48 PM
In a similar vein; submitted for your approval... http://www.theonion.com/content/node/48203
El_Squid
May 12th, 2006, 05:14 PM
Darn! And here I was planning a drunken vacation binge of gator rasslin' and bear boxin'. Aiiee ya! :drink: :uke:
Guts3d
May 14th, 2006, 06:12 AM
Hilarious! Now I remember why I don't drink... Good find, Slgrieb!
Titchski
May 22nd, 2006, 09:39 AM
I used to live in Denver...

I had my Stag Do at the Streets of London pub, on Colfax...

Man, am I classy or what? :P
Tekboy
May 27th, 2006, 01:21 PM
My favorite toast used to be:

"If I don't see you on Judgement Day,
I'll know you went the other way."