Need advice (well, not really...)

It's time to play Choose Your Own Cobra Adventure.

Cobra has been dating this girl for about 2 weeks. She's cute, nice, funny, and sweet. The problem is, after only 2 weeks, she thinks she owns Cobra. She expects Cobra to call every single day, and pouts if Cobra doesn't. She wants Cobra to come over and watch movies and have dinner with her every night, but Cobra would usually rather stay home and play video games during the week. Cobra made it clear when they first started going out that he wasn't looking for anything majorly serious right now.

WHAT SHOULD COBRA DO?

If you choose lay down the law and tell her no one orders Cobra, and she needs to give Cobra his space, turn to page 51.

If you choose realize that Cobra is damn lucky to have found someone that can not only tolerate him but actually likes having him around, and learn to live with it, turn to page 74.

If you choose to take it in an entirly different direction, turn to page 130.

Invite her to come and play video games with your at your place. She either will get the message or beat you at your own games :D :D

Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!

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Originally posted by Radical Dreamer
Gotta ask the obvious question first, is she hot and got big hooters, if so put down the damn book and invite her over for a sleepover!

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:D :D
Big Hooters win!

74

Is her sister cute too?

Be honest with her. She can't read your mind.:D

There is an axiom that goes some like this:

The level of insanity that a guy tolerates is directly proportional to the size of her hooters.

page 51 dude. Nobody tells Cobra what to do. She needs to learn and live with it. If she's really all that great, then she'll come around.


just don't do what I did.

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Originally posted by King Grover

just don't do what I did.

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Do we dare ask? :confused: :D

As for Cobra's dilemma:

Invite her over to play games ;)

what the heck is the big deal? just deflate her and stick her in the closet during the week. if that doesn't work then take her back to the store. :D :D :D :D

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Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl
Do we dare ask? :confused: :D

As for Cobra's dilemma:

Invite her over to play games ;)

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There's a few that know, but......nahhhhh you really don't wanna know.



Uhhhh...snake, i think inviting her over to play games would be (as Egon would say) "bad". Think of That Seinfeld episode where george's woman got ivited into "teh group". Dude, you'd never have any free time to yourself anymore. Besides, Sluts are easy to find :D

bah....Cobra isn't afraid of getting beat at his own games is he??? (in reply to what Grover said)

And if she doesn't like playing the games or hanging out while he does, well, problem solved.......and he will see her when he sees her...she had the chance to spend the time with him and didn't want to....so......

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Originally posted by kato2274
what the heck is the big deal? just deflate her and stick her in the closet during the week. if that doesn't work then take her back to the store. :D :D :D :D

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ROTFLMAO!!! :grin:

Meatwad's guide to dating #351

If the girl is getting VERY possesive and needs to be around you every minute, but you want to be able to stay home and play video games, compromise.

Invite her to your place for a romantic dinner. Wine definitely helps in this situation. After the meal is over, excuse yourself from the table to get desert. Upon returning to the table, sneake up behind her and smack her over the head with your keyboard, preferably one of those heavy IBM ones. Then duck tape her to the chair while she's unconcious and keep her in your basement when you want to play video games.

Problem solved and everyone's happy. ;)

Well, your happy at least. :D :D :D

page 51

Live your own life

I say pin up a picture of your xbox/ps2/cpu and a pic of her...blindfold yourself spin around, then throw an even number of darts...one gets more, it wins, if they get it evenly, make her deal with it or leave, and if neither gets hit, become a eunuch and try to hook up with the Benedictine monks of Santo Domingo de Silos...that Chant thing was REALLY COOL!!!!