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Originally posted by RIOT:
School gets cancelled for state events.
You had senior skip day.
You don't give directions by street names or directions but by references.
Your car stays filthy because of the gravel & dirt roads, and you will never own a dark vehicle for this reason.
The town next to you is considered "trashy" or "snooty", but is actually just like your town.
Weekend excitement involves a trip to a Wal-Mart.
Sure you don't live in Shenandoah? Opening day of hunting season is actually a valid school abscence excuse here, no lie.