Spaceman Spiff, the Menace
 

I've had about enough with this guy's posts. He's inane and irrelevant (if you don't know what that means, you'd better dust off the 'ole dictionary), and although extremely witty, only occasionally funny. Sometimes I'm really angry when I get stomach cramps from laughing too hard at the pictures he posts. Furthermore, all I ever see is "Spaceman Spiff this" and "Spaceman Spiff that". It's time we all banned together and asked Scott to kick his sorry a$$ out of here. Who's with me?

WHAT!!!! A day without Spaceman is like a day without.....um,....hold on Im thinking of something witty to say.... um......Oh well...a day without sunshine. Keep it up Spiffer, you keep me rolling throughout the day.

Spiff'er is........... ummmmmmmmm............

<marquee><h1>ONE OF A KIND!!!</h1></marquee>

Thank God, what whould we do with more than that? :p :D

A day without Spaceman Spiff is like a chalkboard without fingernails. :D

[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<strong>A day without Spaceman Spiff is like a chalkboard without fingernails. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>

Like a long-haul trucker without hemorrhoids... :eek:

[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>

Like a long-haul trucker without hemorrhoids... :eek: </strong><hr></blockquote>

Like a pool without pee in it. :D

I'm beginning to think that Spiff is really JMM in desguise. Especially since I havn't seen JMM in some time.

*Or maybe he just made a deal to leave if Cobra left* Maybe that's it.... :D ;) :D ;) :D

BTW, has anyone noticed Spiffs posts per day? It was over 7 a day last time I checked. Much higher than anyone else's I've seen.

[quote]Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
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Like a pool without pee in it. :D </strong><hr></blockquote>Like a sex preditoror with no arms and legs

[quote]Originally posted by ElBatcho:
<strong>Like a sex preditoror with no arms and legs</strong><hr></blockquote>

Like a day I worked without pissing off a customer!

[quote]Originally posted by Quiet Thunder:
<strong>BTW, has anyone noticed Spiffs posts per day? It was over 7 a day last time I checked. Much higher than anyone else's I've seen.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Check SlyVenoms count sometime. I think his is up there too.

[quote]Originally posted by Quiet Thunder:
<strong>I'm beginning to think that Spiff is really JMM in desguise. Especially since I havn't seen JMM in some time.

*Or maybe he just made a deal to leave if Cobra left* Maybe that's it.... :D ;) :D ;) :D

BTW, has anyone noticed Spiffs posts per day? It was over 7 a day last time I checked. Much higher than anyone else's I've seen.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Because I'm insane...INSANE I SAY! I'm just crazy about this place. HA-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA-ha-ha-ha-HA-ha-ha-HA-ha-HA.

What are you laughing about? Huh?

It looks like they're on to me. Maybe the Spaceman needs to take some time off. Then you'll be sorry...sorry you ever insulted the fine name of...

<marquee><h1>Spaceman Spiff</h1></marquee>

P.S. Who gives a stinky poop about the post rate? People emphasize the post number far too much. Just my thoughts...

Hey now Spiffer if you get kicked out who will Lycia abuse?

Is it safe to compare spaceman to Mike Tyson :D

[quote]Originally posted by SlyVenom:
<strong>Hey now Spiffer if you get kicked out who will Lycia abuse?</strong><hr></blockquote>ME...me.......please

[quote]Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
<strong>It looks like they're on to me. Maybe the Spaceman needs to take some time off. Then you'll be sorry...sorry you ever insulted the fine name of...

P.S. Who gives a stinky poop about the post rate? People emphasize the post number far too much. Just my thoughts...</strong><hr></blockquote>


Don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining, just found it interesting. Trust me, there's only one person involved in this forums that I complain about, and thankfully I havn't seen him lately. Actually, I think it's good you are posting so much, you've sparked some life in these forums on the "dead days" where it seems no one posts for 3 days strait, then posts a million posts all at once.
:D :D