HELP! My store is being robbed!!!!

A big guy just walked back here with a gun, and demanded that we give him all of our money!!!!

Should I call the police???

Oh, wait, he's our armored car guy making a pickup, my mistake. :D

When a man pulled two guns on convenience store clerk Wazir Jiwi and
demanded money, Jiwi asked how much he wanted for one of the guns. He
said $100, which Jiwi paid him. Then Jiwi offered to buy the second
gun. The robber handed it over, grabbed the cash and headed for the
exit. But Jiwi had pushed a button under the counter that
automatically locked the door. "He turned to me and asked what was
going on," Jiwi says. "I told him to bring the money back and I would
let him go. He brought the money back, and I opened the door."
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-- Bother! said Pooh,
as he realized he had been pointing the gun the wrong.
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Bring a gun!
-- First rule of gunfighting

:p

Once had a guy come up to me and pull a knife when I was covering the till in the shop I work in. He did it all wrong, having his hand covering the blade. I just smacked his hand into the counter and my left into his face.

Amateurs!

A kid tried to steal money from my hand while I was making change for a pizza I just delivered. I was on the front step of a third story apartment. The kid thought he would just grab the money and run right past me. Literally, a knee-jerk reaction (no pun intended), I stuck my foot out and the kid went flying down 2 flights of concrete stairs. The money went flying too. The kid took off for the woods. I grabbed up what I could and bolted before his armed gang buddies showed up. I called the cops and went back to ID the kid. I never could give them a positive ID since I only saw the back of his head and shoes. However, while we were there the cops took advantage of the opportunity to gather some crucial intel about 3 new rival gangs in that apartment complex. The officer told me that one of the gang members is a wanted felon they have been seeing for months. If any of the info they gathered that night leads to arrest/conviction, I could be eligible for a partial reward.

Needless to say, all pizza stores in the area stopped delivering there for good.

A favorite trick up in Hull (my second home) at the minute is for kids to ride past on bikes and grab laptops, handbags, whatever.

They'll learn the problem with that soon enough, everyone just spins withe the bag and kicks them in the wheels.

Back when I was 18 or so, my roommates and I were robbed and held at gun point.

My roommate and I had went to Wal-Mart to buy the new Super Nintendo. When we got home a, black guy was standing behind the door. I closed the door, and BAM he hit my roommate in the head with the butt of the gun. He fell to the ground bleeding badly. Their was another robber holding down my two other roommates with 2 stainless steal hand guns. The robber from behind the door took me into my room and said "where is it". Me keeping as calm as possible repeated, "where is what?" He then slammed me in the side of the face with the gun and almost took my ear off. Finally he left me alone and went rummaging through the house filling up their bags with stuff. One of the roommates had about $300 cash. Luckily I only had about $10 or so. The thing that really pissed us all off was that the robbers took our brand new Nintendo, extra controller and Mortal Combat Gold game. So, we called the cops, took myself and my other roommate to the emergency room to get stitched up. I had to have two plastic surgeries on my ear for get it to look normal again. Heck, the lower part of my ear was hanging on by a thin piece of skin. My roommate ended up getting like 10 stitches. I will never ever forget how frighten I was, I thought my life was going to end. The cops told us that our apartment was once the home of a major drug dealer. I hope the perps end up on death row for 50 years.