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Nah decided to play it cool this year. Besides I dont think either of us could of topped last years jokes.:cool:

Thanks everyone, Glad to feel welcome.

Ok to answer a few queations

Goldeneye Kid - Now works for a local IT company that I used to work for. I heard from some of the techs that he rough time...

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As above.

Hi Everyone. :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Veeeeeery old thread here and a lot of new people. Howdy all.

Guess I'd better give ya'all an update.

Things turned nasty last week Smurfette had asked my aunt around the house for a coffee and...

Me vs God

:D :D :D :D :D :D

Always thought cobra was more into the blow up kind of dolls:D :D :D :D

The last dream I can remember I was on a business trip to Geneve only to meet Kylie Minogue in the lift. For some reason this wasnt a normal lift but more like a hotel room lift with bed, shower,...

Well We gotta put the americans in their place somehow :D :D :D and its fun it the process.

woot woot UK UK UK UK.

Anyway we had to win with a scottish captain cause we invented damm the game to start with :D :D :D

They say blondes have more fun so it looks like the world is going to get slightly more boring in 200 years.

Dont say that. Most of you know what happened last time a pregnancy test kit was mentioned in this forum. [PapaSmurf shudders thinking about April 1st]

Dude, Females are very strange creatures to try and understand, Trust me on this. They are a couple of situations here which could explain your gifts.

1 - As you say she is aftersomething. I cant...

Congrats, Hope you have a great day.

I will tell you what Smurfette's father said to me when I told him I was going to ask his daughter to marry me. He said "Son a man isnt complete till he has...

Cheers People. I maybe another year older but the the big kid in me is still as young as ever.

Just remember your only as young as the woman you feel:thumbs: [Works in my case anyway
:D :D ]

Been there and tried that, Invited her round the house a few weeks back. I wont go into details but root canal treatment is probably more enjoyable. Smurfette doesnt really like her either but feels...

Simple question

Should I invite my aunt to our wedding.??

Heres the background.

To put it mildly I cant stand the woman, I dont want her to be there. I am honestly not wanting to invite her...

Damm right, If he tried that in my house he would be lucky to leave with minor injuries. If Smurfette was in the house and he tried the sh$t I would make sure he went down by any means and I'm pretty...

Dont fear the reaper. I plan to keep my feet in this life as long as possible. I personally dont think I could think of a situation where death was the easier option. Sure they are situations where...

None.

Nothing is going to happen. All media hype to sell newspapers and get people tuning into there stations.

Cheers
PapaSmurf

Question: How to define globalization?

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

Question: How come?

Answer: An English princess, with an Egyptian boyfriend, crashes in a French tunnel, in a German...

Not a big fan of automatic cars at all. I have driven a few of them but I have NEVER felt really at ease with them, OK I admit the gear changes were very smooth and you didnt notice them but I still...

As far as I can remember I have always been PapaSmurf, Thought about changing it, Still am thinking of changing it but PapaSmurf always seems to stay.

Cheers
Papa"Why does it always rain on...

Heres mine, Nuff said really

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NO woman is logical around THAT time of the month....trust me on this