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    This is unbelievable. I am in shock. I do feel...

    This is unbelievable. I am in shock.

    I do feel that the flags, for now, should be flying at FULL STAFF to show the terrorists that our country won't be cowed. We can grieve later; now is the time...
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    Um... Flaw in mathematics: W/M = K M(W/M) =...

    Um... Flaw in mathematics:

    W/M = K
    M(W/M) = KM
    W = KM

    Work is therefore Knowledge TIMES Money. As Knowledge approaches zero, so therefore does Work.

    Basic algebra! <IMG...
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    I support 8 different softwares, with a total of...

    I support 8 different softwares, with a total of 21 different and mutually exclusive versions, interfacing with at least 30 other softwares (30 common interfaces anyway). When I answer the queue, in...
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    That monster got off WAAAAAAY too easy. All he...

    That monster got off WAAAAAAY too easy. All he did was go to sleep. I guess I'm rather medieval when it comes to my attitudes on executions - the punishment should fit the crime.

    Maybe they...
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    We are currently in the discussion phase of...

    We are currently in the discussion phase of setting up a spycam at work. Not for any nefarious purpose, mind you, but to catch the LUNCH BANDIT!

    We're still hassling over exact placement and to...
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    Tom Cruse? Feh. Get a freaking haircut and lose...

    Tom Cruse? Feh. Get a freaking haircut and lose the attitude. Robert Downey Jr? Oh yeah, drug addicts are !"reeeeeeeeeal attractive". Prince(ss) is just icky. Sean Connery only up to Highlander 2...
  7. Thread: Pickles

    by parning
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    Jimmr had nothing to do with it. That "censor"...

    Jimmr had nothing to do with it. That "censor" was me! :)

    Well... you *said* no pickle jokes, and I knew that my buddy Jimmr would censor me, so I just saved him the trouble! :)
  8. Thread: Pickles

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    [ This message has been censored by Jimmr. Shame...

    &#091; This message has been censored by Jimmr. Shame on you, Parning! &#093;
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    [/b] I just *knew* you guys weren't...

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    I just *knew* you guys weren't attracting all those babes just on your looks alone..... :D
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    See my post:...

    See my post: http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum3/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=001010

    Shoot me now.
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    Somebody shoot me (George related)

    OMG. I think it's time for me to be offed now. I have apparently been reading too much of the <a href="http://md-sites.com/chron_george/">Chronicles of George</a>, because my manager noticed that I...
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    Not until you put some clothes on! :)

    Not until you put some clothes on! :)
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    It's a game wherein you try to cover as much...

    It's a game wherein you try to cover as much ground on the board without the monsters catching you! It's highly addictive (which is why I still can't stop playing it....).

    There's a version for...
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    It's the hardware. Those SM 56 modems are NOTHING...

    It's the hardware. Those SM 56 modems are NOTHING but hassle (as I say all the time - remember what the "SM" is for!). There's a good reason why Motorola neither makes nor supports them, and why...
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    I keep my old 8088 around for one purpose: to...

    I keep my old 8088 around for one purpose: to play XONIX! The game's speed is based on the processor's clock, so anything faster than 4 MHz is WAY to fast!
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    I'm not quite that bad, but I cannot wear a...

    I'm not quite that bad, but I cannot wear a digital wristwatch without it displaying all kinds of weird characters.

    If I'm in a really bad mood, I can set off the alarms at store doors just by...
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    Jeez, Jimmr - she gave you an "A" in English, and...

    Jeez, Jimmr - she gave you an "A" in English, and you said that "She don't except charity"?

    No further comment........ :)
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    Uuuugggghhhhhh. At least this thread gives me...

    Uuuugggghhhhhh. At least this thread gives me SOME comfort that it wasn't just ME that was having a bad Monday......

    Day starts off with dog peeing in my bed at 6 am (I don't get up until 8,...
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    I miss my boss. He left the company a week ago. ...

    I miss my boss. He left the company a week ago. http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/cwm/cwm/crying.gif HOWEVER, my new boss is someone I used to work with (and play UNO with!), so it's not so bad.....
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    Had nothing to do with the OS - it was a pw...

    Had nothing to do with the OS - it was a pw problem in our software that the luser had input wrong. I doubt this guy could spell his name, let along type in a password!
  21. I like the Prince Charming idea, and the one with...

    I like the Prince Charming idea, and the one with the legal brief....

    Here's an expansion on that idea - get the boss to say that he has this Big Name Client that he needs to you go over some...
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    I sent the link to my boss, who's been worried...

    I sent the link to my boss, who's been worried that our documentation isn't up to snuff. Now, she knows that, by comparison, we're all top rate! :)
  23. Thread: My First Virus

    by parning
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    It's not just you. According to the Register,...

    It's not just you. According to the Register, Chinese hackers have been stepping up their efforts as a retaliation against the US overstepping what the Chinese feel were their bounds. Just what we...
  24. Thread: Black & White

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    Then again - there's a story on the Register that...

    Then again - there's a story on the Register that B&W might be SPYWARE! :eek:
    http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/8/18279.html
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    I learned that acronym this way: RTM = Read...

    I learned that acronym this way:

    RTM = Read the Manual
    RTFM = Read the Manual, Sir! http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/updices/ices_angel_g.gif
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