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September 11th, 2001, 02:21 PM
This is unbelievable. I am in shock.
I do feel that the flags, for now, should be flying at FULL STAFF to show the terrorists that our country won't be cowed. We can grieve later; now is the time...
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June 29th, 2001, 08:11 PM
Um... Flaw in mathematics:
W/M = K
M(W/M) = KM
W = KM
Work is therefore Knowledge TIMES Money. As Knowledge approaches zero, so therefore does Work.
Basic algebra! <IMG...
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June 29th, 2001, 08:03 PM
I support 8 different softwares, with a total of 21 different and mutually exclusive versions, interfacing with at least 30 other softwares (30 common interfaces anyway). When I answer the queue, in...
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June 12th, 2001, 06:40 PM
That monster got off WAAAAAAY too easy. All he did was go to sleep. I guess I'm rather medieval when it comes to my attitudes on executions - the punishment should fit the crime.
Maybe they...
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We are currently in the discussion phase of setting up a spycam at work. Not for any nefarious purpose, mind you, but to catch the LUNCH BANDIT!
We're still hassling over exact placement and to...
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April 26th, 2001, 07:25 PM
Tom Cruse? Feh. Get a freaking haircut and lose the attitude. Robert Downey Jr? Oh yeah, drug addicts are !"reeeeeeeeeal attractive". Prince(ss) is just icky. Sean Connery only up to Highlander 2...
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April 26th, 2001, 06:06 PM
Jimmr had nothing to do with it. That "censor" was me! :)
Well... you *said* no pickle jokes, and I knew that my buddy Jimmr would censor me, so I just saved him the trouble! :)
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April 26th, 2001, 05:47 PM
[ This message has been censored by Jimmr. Shame on you, Parning! ]
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April 26th, 2001, 05:09 PM
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I just *knew* you guys weren't attracting all those babes just on your looks alone..... :D
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April 26th, 2001, 05:04 PM
See my post: http://forums.windrivers.com/cgi-bin/forum3/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=36&t=001010
Shoot me now.
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April 26th, 2001, 04:58 PM
OMG. I think it's time for me to be offed now. I have apparently been reading too much of the <a href="http://md-sites.com/chron_george/">Chronicles of George</a>, because my manager noticed that I...
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April 24th, 2001, 01:52 PM
Not until you put some clothes on! :)
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April 24th, 2001, 01:49 PM
It's a game wherein you try to cover as much ground on the board without the monsters catching you! It's highly addictive (which is why I still can't stop playing it....).
There's a version for...
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April 24th, 2001, 01:28 PM
It's the hardware. Those SM 56 modems are NOTHING but hassle (as I say all the time - remember what the "SM" is for!). There's a good reason why Motorola neither makes nor supports them, and why...
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April 23rd, 2001, 08:19 PM
I keep my old 8088 around for one purpose: to play XONIX! The game's speed is based on the processor's clock, so anything faster than 4 MHz is WAY to fast!
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April 23rd, 2001, 08:12 PM
I'm not quite that bad, but I cannot wear a digital wristwatch without it displaying all kinds of weird characters.
If I'm in a really bad mood, I can set off the alarms at store doors just by...
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April 23rd, 2001, 08:00 PM
Jeez, Jimmr - she gave you an "A" in English, and you said that "She don't except charity"?
No further comment........ :)
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April 23rd, 2001, 07:52 PM
Uuuugggghhhhhh. At least this thread gives me SOME comfort that it wasn't just ME that was having a bad Monday......
Day starts off with dog peeing in my bed at 6 am (I don't get up until 8,...
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April 16th, 2001, 07:02 PM
I miss my boss. He left the company a week ago. http://www.mpz.co.uk/cwm/cwm/cwm/crying.gif HOWEVER, my new boss is someone I used to work with (and play UNO with!), so it's not so bad.....
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April 16th, 2001, 06:51 PM
Had nothing to do with the OS - it was a pw problem in our software that the luser had input wrong. I doubt this guy could spell his name, let along type in a password!
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April 16th, 2001, 06:37 PM
I like the Prince Charming idea, and the one with the legal brief....
Here's an expansion on that idea - get the boss to say that he has this Big Name Client that he needs to you go over some...
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April 15th, 2001, 03:41 PM
I sent the link to my boss, who's been worried that our documentation isn't up to snuff. Now, she knows that, by comparison, we're all top rate! :)
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April 12th, 2001, 08:44 PM
It's not just you. According to the Register, Chinese hackers have been stepping up their efforts as a retaliation against the US overstepping what the Chinese feel were their bounds. Just what we...
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April 12th, 2001, 03:26 PM
Then again - there's a story on the Register that B&W might be SPYWARE! :eek:
http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/8/18279.html
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April 5th, 2001, 06:20 PM
I learned that acronym this way:
RTM = Read the Manual
RTFM = Read the Manual, Sir! http://cwmonkey.virtualave.net/s/updices/ices_angel_g.gif
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