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January 26th, 2005, 01:07 PM
You can't "snope" those baggy eyes, though. Wonder what the dope of choice was to get in the mood for this photo spread?
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January 25th, 2005, 05:53 PM
http://www.neowin.net/forum/index.php?showtopic=272750&st=0&#entry585309992
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October 19th, 2004, 04:44 PM
Just tell her to spray a little Lysol on it, it'll be fine.
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September 20th, 2004, 04:45 PM
Just burn fdisk and format on the CD, then tell her you ran what was on the CD she gave you, go home and enjoy!
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September 20th, 2004, 04:42 PM
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September 13th, 2004, 04:20 PM
Congratulations Affluent, er, I mean Adept.
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August 12th, 2004, 11:25 AM
Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, he'll probably whack you over the head with the pole.
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August 3rd, 2004, 03:44 PM
Now that you've got your teeth, there's nothing left to want for Christmas.
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March 12th, 2004, 02:27 PM
1. I take away his GameCube.
2. I take away all TV viewing.
3. I take away interaction with any remaining MultiMedia or SingleMedia devices for that matter.
4. Give him a book reading assignment...
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March 10th, 2004, 05:39 PM
"Dad, I'm OK" spoken to you by your 16 year old son from the scene of his first auto accident.
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March 4th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Skim milk in front of the wife, buttermilk when hidden from view, preferably with a beef barbecue sandwich.
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March 4th, 2004, 03:19 PM
Well, by now you should have amassed enough info to complete your homework for Applied Statistics. However, be warned. You'll never be able to construct a "normal" curve with info from our...
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February 24th, 2004, 05:46 PM
$37,043 plus bonus and benes
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February 20th, 2004, 03:44 PM
<cheech>D@ve's not here, man</chong>
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February 17th, 2004, 05:05 PM
I heard that a national male itch cream company was planning commercials using Jerry Lee Lewis' song "Great Balls of Fire".
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February 16th, 2004, 05:56 PM
No fruit or fish on my pizza. Other than that, I like most of the other popular choices. And a couple from my part of the American South(Southwest): barbeque pizza and chicken fajita pizza.
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February 12th, 2004, 04:04 PM
My wife and I have been married 21 years. My parents have been married for 47 years. Her parents have been married for 41 years. All four sets of grandparents (now all deceased) were first...
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February 3rd, 2004, 03:48 PM
They plan to use eMachines' distribution channels (which really are pretty strong) to sell PC's so either Gateway stores will sell only other hardware, multimedia and such, or close down altogether. ...
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January 30th, 2004, 05:42 PM
To get everyone agreeable, lets all relax, turn the lights down, maybe turn on your blacklight, and put on Dark Side of the Moon.
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January 28th, 2004, 05:04 PM
Got a dozen or more people here running Webshots on Win95 p120's.
Oh, and cleaned istbar off one. . .nasty and persistent
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January 28th, 2004, 04:51 PM
Socially right-wing, fiscally libertarian
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January 28th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Reminds me of the song:
Now many, many years ago when I was twenty-three
I was married to a widow who was pretty as can be
This widow had a grown up daughter who had hair of red
My father...
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January 23rd, 2004, 09:56 AM
Maybe it ran into Beagle2, they got the hots and decided to go away for the weekend somewhere?
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January 22nd, 2004, 02:50 PM
Not so fast. Me hears NASA has lost meaningful contact with Spirit. Too bad. What's that? About $1M US or so per pic?
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January 14th, 2004, 03:22 PM
Lurk while ya work. Lurk while ya work.
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