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Every chance I get...she is my wife :)

oh wait you didnt mean that kind of have did ya?

john

I love depreciation...for every dollar it drops I get a dollar back from unkle sam. Last year the IRS said my business ran at a loss, so I got back all my taxes!

Yay for my bad business sence.
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I kinda enjoyed it in a sophmoric way. It was nothing ground breaking but mildly funny.

- John

Funny thing is my fantasy football team here at work was supposed to be "Born 2 Lose" but an unfortunate typo made it "Born 2 Loose" which turns out is much funnier. Anyway I lost the championship...

I got 350.4 hit rudolph and nothing happened.

:(

I got 8 days in Grand Cayman...but gotta wait untill March. Oh and I gotta bring the wife and kids. Trying to get daughter certified before the trip but she is affraid of open water.

So I got up and out of bed early Sunday morning to help a friend move. I was walking out the front door, ant there was a big beautiful crane (bird) in my front garden. I thought oh how pretty, then...

My wife won't even let me have an X-Box. She says I have a gamecube and playstation, why do I need an X-Box. and Halo-2 is not a viable answer.

Not to protect ashley simpson, but it was a SNL performance and they force all the bands to lip sync. Do you remember in the early '90s when Perl Jam (I am pretty sure it was perl jam) played the...

thanks noo I now see what my problem was.

Amy, I tried to get my son as a turtle but he went with cow boy this year.

John

How do I make the picture show up in the post? I have never been able to do that. :(

So here is the ridiculous lenghts my wifey goes to for Halloween.
This year it was the Blue Fairy, with braided dred locks and full body paint...but enough speech let the pics say 1000 words...

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Checked ID's one is 1 the other is 6, How do you make sure terminator is correct?

John

OK, so I need to ghost my current HD to a new HD.
I have a Compaq ML 330 (G1) with SCSI2 Wide controler. I have purchased a SCSI 320 drive and cannot get the system to recognize both drives at the...

Maybe you didn't catch what I said in a a few posts back, I am a contractor. Not a Federal employee so we get none of the good benifits...oh well I just took off a few hours and took the MCP test...

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wow...that was one of the funniest things I have heard. Again I said I was a contractor. We are the lowest form of life in any gov't agency.

But thanks for...

So it is a Federal holliday here in the states, I am a federal contractor working on the PBS helpdesk. The building is locked down and there are only the 12 support/engineers in the building. We...

Great...it tripped the web filters, not the porn police are going to be knocking on my door any second.

Oh please sir, not the dreaded red X

story of my life...day late and a dollar short

http://www.themanifamily.net/car.html

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So you lookin to move into the area? I am just 30 minutes up the road from there.

John

So about a month ago a co worker got called back into service and sent to Iraq. Sucks for him, but thea means there is a position open up the feeding chain. (I am second in line) Also when the...

My full name is John Mani...no middle name.

When I was a kid I always asked why I had no middle name this was the answer I got...

Well son, when you were born we were very poor, and we could...