[RESOLVED] Codes used in the workplace

[CPUMan]

What are some of the codes you use in your workplace for say a "stupid" user?

Here are some I use:
1. ID10T
2. CCFCCP


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"What we have here is failure to communicate"

[Renée]

"An error is occuring somewhere between the keyboard and the chair."

[x_789]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CPUMan:
What are some of the codes you use in your workplace for say a "stupid" user?

Here are some I use:
1. ID10T
2. CCFCCP

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Ok call me stupid but wha tis ccfccp??? X I feel so insecure now


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No really That paper thingy you took out of the box with all the words on it was not packing material its called a "MANUAL"

[CPUMan]

Cocco cocco for co co puffs
CCFCCP

I only use it when totals wackos some in and give me a hard time

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"What we have here is failure to communicate"

[Sparky625]

We have a few users that cranially, are equipped scatologically. It's like S4B, but it's CES.

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Thank you for calling the support desk! How may I disconnect you today?

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[NeuromancerIV]

This slightly off topic, but here goes
We have special series of Company Intercom codes. **these are the lesser known ones**

"Company Code 88"
Attractive female in revealing attire at the sales counter, please watch security camera monitors!
"Company Code 12"
Fuc#$ng moron at the Sales counter, please watch the security camera monitors to observe sales staff in distress and provide distraction if neccessary for salesperson to escape.

Our code for (l)users is to call them all "Blue Screen" for one particular users ability to blue screen ANY machine they touched within 5 minutes, no matter how well it ran previously. And the machine would be doomed to random Blue Screens afterwards




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[Larommi]

Cranialrectumitis- Or head up *** disease!!




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You spend your whole life believing that you're on the right track,
only to discover that you're on the wrong train.

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You will be missed!

[DaOnly123Kid]

"EUV"
end user virus

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There are 24 hours in a day, and 24 cans in a case of beer. Coincidence, I think not!!!

[Damned Angel]

meatware error

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If it aint broke......use a bigger hammer

[CCTech]

12:00 flasher

Every electronic appliance in this person's house flashes 12:00...

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-ChriS-

[poida217]

Code 18

The problem is sitting 18 inches from the monitor.

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I can't get lost, everyone tells me where to go.

[Who Me]

I nput
D evice
I nput
O perator
T ragically
S eparated


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Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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[tobymcse]

My current favorite is the "PICNIC"

Problem
In
Chair
Not
In
Computer

[Darren Wilson]

FUU's

F#c#i#g Useless Users.

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[parning]

We have unofficial code words for the various types of "special" callers:

<ul>[*]User with a capital &quot;L&quot;</li>[*]PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair)</li>[*]COD (Child of Deliverance, usually someone who knows more about skinning racoons and purty mouths than about computers)</li>[*]Ahab (Arab car salesman who thinks our software sux because it can't compensate for his typographical errors)</li>[*]Suzy Secretary (self-explanatory)</li>[/list]

We also use the old standbys, such as "ID10T".

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#include &lt;disclaimer.h&gt;: I didn't do it, nobody saw me, you can't prove anything, I swear I checked her ID first! Oh, and the opinions expressed herein are my own and not those of my employer.