[RESOLVED] Codes used in the workplace

[wbatten]

Duck
Take Cover
Hide
Run
Gun
Bomb
911

-wayne



[This message has been edited by wbatten (edited March 05, 2001).]

[Ghostfleet]

HA! Job??? What is this "job" you speak of???

My license plate reads "LZYPOS"....

LZY = Lazy
P = Piece
O = Of
S = ****

I guess that pretty much explains why I dont use codes huh?

[CobraTekMax]

We use a system called "idiot latin" at my place.

"Hey Rick, there's an idiot on line 2 who'd like to speak with you."

"You paid $3,000 dollars for this Packard Bell new? You're an idiot!"

"How do you expect to fix the problem if you won't stop looking over my shoulder, idiot?"

"Bob, quit acting like an idiot and get back to work."

"I'm not being paid enough to put up with you idiots."

It's a great system, and it really confuses people.

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"Listen up, you primative screwheads...this is my BOOMSTICK!"

[Sebring]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by wbatten:
Duck
Take Cover
Hide
Run
Gun
Bomb
911

-wayne

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ROTFLMAO! you forgot "fire at will"

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HEY! Who ate my cat?

[format c:]

Nut behind the keyboard is loose

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Format c I'm givin er all she's got cap'in !!! )

[darkman]

my favorite is loose nut in front of keyboard needs tightening.

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When all else fails jiggle the cable and reboot

[Randolph]

newbie (for morons)

har har har har !!!!! i hate someone who configures and delete files in my computer.



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- Randolph -

[shred_master]

We dont bother with code words or anything like that. We just think of the money we make when we charge $55 for No Fault Found and call them an idiot anyway! It saves alot of spare time which could be wasted alot more enjoyably.


ROCK HARD AND DIE YOUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Coffee_Head]

UPIA...U Pain In the ***.
I/O error....Incompetent Operator.
And there is another which I like to use which totally blows a dumb *ss person away, one which I saw here on Windrivers before and the credit must go to whom ever posted it, That is....The flux capacitor needs tweaking, or The Hiesenburg Compensator needs adjusting. Just watch em tilt there head and look at you like a dog does.


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YOU WANT IT? GO AND GET IT!

[Southern Belle]

Why bother with code words? Just use a few technical words and their eyes glaze over, then you call them whatever you want.

[ikarus1]

PITA - pain in the ***

and from my younger, Snoop Dogg listening-to days, we used alot of references to "boffa deez" as in both of these nuts

it's amazing what you can get away with in the South

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If all you see is a beige metal box with wires and such, look again. Now turn it on....

[Gunrunner]

Ive used most but not all of those before. And for the new ones this is my official decleration that i will be useing those in the future. For any leagal issues please contact my lawyer Ip Daily of
Do We Cheatem & How

Basically I have a sign on my Tech Door it says

Rates
$55 - Per hours
$75 - Per hours if you wana watch.
$105 - Per hours if you wana help.

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Tech - Didn't work hun?
Tech - Press the SLAP key
Cust - Ouch that hurt!
Tech - Um press it harder

[Oc-768]

Where I used to work, one of our techs would come and and say "P.B.CATS!" We would shake our heads in acknowledgement and we all knew.
"Problem between customer and Technical Support." This usually indicated that the user was unable to communicate.

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Nick Comer
ASCS, i-net+, Net+, A+
[email protected]

[cyberhh]

Pretty sad when your notes on closing a call include PEBKAC as the resolution code.

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Death is lighter than a feather - duty heavier than a mountian.

[jbar1]

In voice we use picnic. The boss will ask if I have found the problem and I will reply with,"Yeah this is another picnic"
Reset system = $60.00

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If life is a bitch then what is death? I believe I will take the bitch!