Something funny?

[protechpc]

I am tired of reading about all this boring stuff. What kind of car, what do you eat for lunch, where do you go on the weekend.....

Let's get lively -- I need a laugh. No -- I am not looking for jokes.......

How about this? I get an email from a person who lives in the south. Her friend that forwarded the email to her apologized for sending her the email "so late at night".



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[joshc]

Stupid signs etc. So, In my apartment building, they are going to do some elctrical work. The front door is magnetically shut until the correct code is pressed (I.E, I use the same sytem at my work) And when there is no electricity, the system has no back up battery. The matienance guys posted signs all over the complex saying..


" AMUE will be putting in a new electrical pole in next week. For this we will make sure this door stays off, so no one gets locked out."


??? Hello???? No SHlT its gonna be off...

[protechpc]

That reminds me a of the sign on a door that says "This door must remain closed"

DUH?!?! Then it should be a wall, not a door.

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[thirdfey]

Sandhills Community College Library

"No Spitting Tobacco products into the Trash Can" sign

I live in the south.

[Damned Angel]

next to a complex for mentaly disabled kids

"Slow children playing"

[This message has been edited by Damned Angel (edited December 01, 2000).]

[Danrak]

If you want stuff like that how about:

If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?

Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

What do they mean by "semi-boneless ham"? Does it have a bone there or not?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

I've got tons of stuff like that, including labels on products that make no sense, church bulletion bloppers, etc...

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[ReBoot]

Why is it: we drive on a parkway, and park in a driveway?

[protechpc]

How about the sign that says "Hidden Driveway Ahead"

Why did they hide it?

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[protechpc]

I am feeling much better now. The voices inside my head are happy ..... and much quieter.



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[3fingersalute]

Originally posted by protechpc:
I am tired of reading about all this boring stuff. What kind of car, what do you eat for lunch, where do you go on the weekend.....

Tell me about it!! People don't understand that this is a Tech Tales forum!

I think they should make a forum for all those people who like to start 3 or 4 topics a day about your cats, what weight oil you use in your car and what size shoe you wear to post to each other!!!

I beginning to think these people start any topic in they can come up with just to raise there numbers or something?

What's next?....Boxers or Briefs?

C'Mon...let's get back to those Funny and Outrageous Tales!!!


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Why do convenience stores that are open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

[This message has been edited by 3fingersalute (edited December 01, 2000).]

[klenard]

Amen

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[jaeger]

Want somethin' really funny... the warranty on a Gateway. Kinda like laughing at a deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed kid, though.

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Danrak,
Please don't shoot the mimes. As you know a mime is a terrible thing to waste!

[Larommi]

What's next?....Boxers or Briefs?

Boxers...sorry could not resist!

How about those little packets they put in electronics to absorb moisture! "Do not eat" Like I really thought they sent free candy with my hard drive!! Sheesh!



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[Damned Angel]

She may have only been a prostitute, but she had the prettiest face I ever came across

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