This is an actual e-mail I recieved.

[ilovetheusers]

-----Original Message-----
From: User
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 6:04 PM
To: Helpdesk
Subject:

I cannot send emails because my system is telling me Im over the limit!!! Thank you.

I mean - what the hell do I do with that? She sent me an e-mail to tell me that she couldn't send e-mail.

[shamus]

send her back an e-mail apologizing that you couldn't respond to her e-mail because her system was over the limit.

[Fierce]

Tell her to send you another email confirming that she cannot send emails because of the limit.

[DocPC]

I agree with both my pals.

[EvilCabbage]

From: Helpdesk
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 6:04 PM
To: User
Subject: To fix your problems...

Dear user,

The 'over limit' problem, is caused by the magnetic fluctuation of your hard drive's 7th platter, and interferance from the logical flux regulator in your monitor. This is fixed by reversing the magnetic fluctuation fielding on your hard drive, and can be performed with the use of several household tools.
You will need :
A: A screwdriver
B: some pliers
C: (optional) a pair of bolt cutters.

Step 1: Remove the computer case using the screwdriver, and locate your hard drive. You will know you have found it, because it is hard. Unscrew, and remove the hard drive.

Step 2: Unplug the gray ribbon cable from the hard drive, you wont be needing this anymore.

Step 3: Unplug the yellow/red/black cable from the hard drive. This is the power magneto modulation regulation BNC Cat7 connection. You will notice that it is shaped as to not allow you to plug it in any other way, this is unfortunately a design flaw.

Step 4: cut the plug off the end of the yellow/red/black cable, exposing the wires. This needs to be done in order to reconfigure the symbolosis flow, and redirect the impact fluxion waves of the hard drive.

Step 5: Make sure your hands are nice and wet for this one. It might help to stand in a bucket of water too. Strip the ends of the cables, to about 2 inches, and twist them together. Jam this into the space where the gray ribbon cable used to be, hold it in place with your finger, and "power cycle" the computer three, or four, or seventeen times. You will know when you have done it enough.

Good luck
-Cameron Jones
Systems Support.

[DiR[ëctory]]

LOL

[Thunderwind]

[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>From: Helpdesk
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 6:04 PM
To: User
Subject: To fix your problems...

Dear user,

The 'over limit' problem, is caused by the magnetic fluctuation of your hard drive's 7th platter, and interferance from the logical flux regulator in your monitor. This is fixed by reversing the magnetic fluctuation fielding on your hard drive, and can be performed with the use of several household tools.
You will need :
A: A screwdriver
B: some pliers
C: (optional) a pair of bolt cutters.

Step 1: Remove the computer case using the screwdriver, and locate your hard drive. You will know you have found it, because it is hard. Unscrew, and remove the hard drive.

Step 2: Unplug the gray ribbon cable from the hard drive, you wont be needing this anymore.

Step 3: Unplug the yellow/red/black cable from the hard drive. This is the power magneto modulation regulation BNC Cat7 connection. You will notice that it is shaped as to not allow you to plug it in any other way, this is unfortunately a design flaw.

Step 4: cut the plug off the end of the yellow/red/black cable, exposing the wires. This needs to be done in order to reconfigure the symbolosis flow, and redirect the impact fluxion waves of the hard drive.

Step 5: Make sure your hands are nice and wet for this one. It might help to stand in a bucket of water too. Strip the ends of the cables, to about 2 inches, and twist them together. Jam this into the space where the gray ribbon cable used to be, hold it in place with your finger, and "power cycle" the computer three, or four, or seventeen times. You will know when you have done it enough.

Good luck
-Cameron Jones
Systems Support.</strong><hr></blockquote>

LOL LOL LOL That was so F***ING Funny, you really are evil! LOL

[EvilCabbage]

[quote]Originally posted by Thunderwind (Steven Henry):
<strong>

LOL LOL LOL That was so F***ING Funny, you really are evil! LOL</strong><hr></blockquote>

I do my best.

[TeddyRuxspin]

/me copy & paste to "Tips for peons" folder

[MacGyver]

[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>[b]The 'over limit' problem, is caused by the magnetic fluctuation of your hard drive's 7th platter, and interferance from the logical flux regulator in your monitor. This is fixed by reversing the magnetic fluctuation fielding on your hard drive, and can be performed with the use of several household tools.
</strong><hr></blockquote>

ROTFLMAO, haha I'm still laughing. Thanks for cheering up what is going to end up being an otherwise miserable day.

[shamus]

[quote]Originally posted by MacGyver:
<strong>

ROTFLMAO, haha I'm still laughing. Thanks for cheering up what is going to end up being an otherwise miserable day.</strong><hr></blockquote>

Why is that Mac?

<img src="confused.gif" border="0">

[MacGyver]

I've got four deadlines today, my boss is being a huge slave driver this week and nothing I do is good enough. I get criticized for bustin my butt! I am very stressed, working late nights, and now I'm wondering for what. I think after working here so long, I'm starting to get walked on.

[shamus]

Bummer ....at least you've got a place to rant if you need to. I hope your day gets better...TGIF!!

[RIOT]

[quote]Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
<strong>From: Helpdesk
Sent: Thursday, March 21, 2002 6:04 PM
To: User
Subject: To fix your problems...

Dear user,

The 'over limit' problem, is caused by the magnetic fluctuation of your hard drive's 7th platter, and interferance from the logical flux regulator in your monitor. This is fixed by reversing the magnetic fluctuation fielding on your hard drive, and can be performed with the use of several household tools.
You will need :
A: A screwdriver
B: some pliers
C: (optional) a pair of bolt cutters.

Step 1: Remove the computer case using the screwdriver, and locate your hard drive. You will know you have found it, because it is hard. Unscrew, and remove the hard drive.

Step 2: Unplug the gray ribbon cable from the hard drive, you wont be needing this anymore.

Step 3: Unplug the yellow/red/black cable from the hard drive. This is the power magneto modulation regulation BNC Cat7 connection. You will notice that it is shaped as to not allow you to plug it in any other way, this is unfortunately a design flaw.

Step 4: cut the plug off the end of the yellow/red/black cable, exposing the wires. This needs to be done in order to reconfigure the symbolosis flow, and redirect the impact fluxion waves of the hard drive.

Step 5: Make sure your hands are nice and wet for this one. It might help to stand in a bucket of water too. Strip the ends of the cables, to about 2 inches, and twist them together. Jam this into the space where the gray ribbon cable used to be, hold it in place with your finger, and "power cycle" the computer three, or four, or seventeen times. You will know when you have done it enough.

Good luck
-Cameron Jones
Systems Support.</strong><hr></blockquote>

BOFH would be proud!! LOL

[korpse]

hahah I like the "three, four, or seventeen times" part