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    Flabooble! ilovetheusers's Avatar
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    Hello, GSC, howmayihelpu?

    Allodeeseessemamalickaboobooday. kids screaming in background, I am on speakerphone, more kids screaming right into the speaker phone, lady gently tells the children not to scream into the speakerphone and they ignore her and keep screaming.

    I'm sorry, what was that ma’am?

    leekaboooboodeeeeeeeee.

    L, I, K... What was the rest?

    all ahey, kee, ahhhboooobboooo, day.

    I'm sorry, what was that ma’am?

    5 more minutes - OK Vanessa, how may I help you?

    Deepazzwoooordisnoteenandihavenogoite. Kids screaming into the phone again.

    I'm sorry, what was that?

    LOUDER: Deepazzwoooordisnoteenandihavenogoite. Kids screaming into the phone again.

    You need a password, OK, what do you need a password to get into, you don't know, OK, what program do you use, you don't know and you have not been here for 2 years, OK, what do you do, OK you work in West Virginia, OK but what do you do, kids screaming again...

    MUTE - Why me? Did I squash kittens for fun in a former life or something? UNMUTE

    OK ma’am, you faxed in a password to us yesterday to be set up and I am reading in this call ticket that it was indeed set up and that you were alerted. You were not? OK, well lets try and use the password you requested. You can't? You're at home and will not be at work until tomorrow (And she's upset too)?

    MUTE - Then why the **** are you calling today?????? - UNMUTE

    Have you tried the password you requested yet ma’am? No. OK. Tell you what, when you get to work tomorrow, give a try and, pardon? Oh you don't remember what it is.

    MUTE - you just ****in' requested it yesterday you moron, how do you not remember and why the hell are you bugging me on your day off when you don't need it??? - UNMUTE

    OK, I'll have someone call you with your password tomorrow at the office. Have a nice day.

    In 2 weeks I will be promoted to one of the networking engineers and will no longer have to deal with this stupid **** again. See my moniker? Well, I really don't like the users one bit really. They are all ****ing morons.

    AURGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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    i'll 2nd that, thank god for Jack Daniels and Coor Light
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    Cheers ILTU, you earned it!
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    Happiest day of my life: promoted from Help Desk to Tech. WhooHoooooooo.
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    Hang on, let me get this straight.. you guys get promotions?
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
    <strong>Hang on, let me get this straight.. you guys get promotions? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, they keep promoting me. It's a good thing, looks good on a resume and all.

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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
    <strong>Yeah, they keep promoting me. It's a good thing, looks good on a resume and all.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hrmmm.. I am unfortunately not too familiar with this 'pro-moh-shun' beast, of which you speak. It must be an endangered species down here... <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ilovetheusers:
    <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by EvilCabbage:
    <strong>Hang on, let me get this straight.. you guys get promotions? </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Yeah, they keep promoting me. It's a good thing, looks good on a resume and all.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Hope you keep getting more promotions. When you reach the top, you can change your name from Ilovetheusers to Abusethelusers!!!



    Stupid joke on my part!

    Congrats on your promotion. You deserve it!

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    abusethe(l)users is F'n great.

    Yeah, it's a promotion but not much more dough, just more technology and fewer morons to speak to. Gotta wear a tie now though. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Frown]" src="frown.gif" />

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    Nah, I'll tell ya the new name is going to be ILoveTheExecs. Just had one of our execs bring their home PC to me to remove a CD from inside the case that they accidently pushed into a narrow opening between drive bay covers.

    You never leave the users behind, they just have higher titles after their names.
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by ChipCreep:
    <strong>Nah, I'll tell ya the new name is going to be ILoveTheExecs. Just had one of our execs bring their home PC to me to remove a CD from inside the case that they accidently pushed into a narrow opening between drive bay covers.

    You never leave the users behind, they just have higher titles after their names.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Here is a beer to that one.

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    it is now that you thank the all mighty phone god for the advent of ...the mute button!

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