Fresh from my log (and yes this is real):

[Guest74156] How can I get my PS2 to work again after connecting it to my PC do I need some memory?
[jaeger] i need some background on what ya just said
[jaeger] but in all honesty, i know exactly jack schitt about ps2s as i dont have one
[Guest74156] I think my PS2 has run out of memory when I connected it to my PC I think the PC has taken it!!
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[jaeger] are you joking?
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[jaeger] how did you connect them
[Guest74156] no man I conected it up dow NOTHING
[Dan] hey all
[Guest74156] to the ps2 port
[jaeger] dan, hold onto yer seat this is an interesting one
[Dan] ok
[Dan] was goin on?
[jaeger] [Guest74156] I think my PS2 has run out of memory when I connected it to my PC I think the PC has taken it!!
[Guest74156] can you help me
[jaeger] sorry guest i cant stop laughing here
[Dan] hmm
[jaeger] ok, as far as i know the ps2 and pc dont connect
[Guest74156] man you can laugh but my sister is going to go nuts its her ps2
[jaeger] and if they do it would be by cat5 cable
[Dan] how did you connect them guest??
[jaeger] 74, what kind of cable did you use
[Guest74156] if I put a memory card in the floppy drive can I get the memory back
[jaeger] did the ends look like a mouse cable connector
[jaeger] ok, this is a practical joke
[Guest74156] yes like a mouse cable connector
[jaeger] 74, your playstation is dead
[jaeger] you sent current into a place that should never get current
[Guest74156] why my friend has do it and he siad the PC has taken the memory or somthing
[Guest74156] he siad i should hack my pc to get the memory back
[frankrizzo] MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
[jaeger] heh frank
[Dan] are we talkin memory card here??
[Dan] hey frank
[Guest74156] yes memory card for the PS2
[Dan] just saved games and junk??
[Guest74156] yes
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[Guest74156] I am quite a wizz with PC's I know how to copy and paste and stuff, but this beats me!
[jaeger] ok, this has got to be a joke
[jaeger] who the hell are you
[jaeger] regular nick please
[Guest74156] (edited to protect the idiot that revealed his real name)
[Guest74156] why do I know you?
[jaeger] 74, im assuming your a regular of this chat playing a joke on me
[jaeger] becuase i cant believe anyone is this dumb
[Guest74156] i am 15
[jaeger] if you arent a chat regular i feel very sorry for you
[jaeger] if you connected your ps2 to your pc in a way that was not listed in your ps2 manula you are screwed
[Dan] does the ps2 werk at all???
[Guest74156] no
[Dan] then yer screwed
[Guest74156] i think the pc took the memory
[jaeger] a mem card thats been in a floppy drive is probably very damaged
[jaeger] 74, memory chips are small things about the size of your thumbnail and about a 1/4 inch thick
[jaeger] they can not get stolen by a pc
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[jaeger] somebody revive ww
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[Guest74156] ok thanks
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[jaeger] oh dear god...
[jaeger] that could not have been serious
[Dan] yes dear god
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[jaeger] i mean, i have known a lot of stupid people, too damn many as a matter of fact
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[Dan] uhm
[jaeger] lo again 74
[Dan] wb guest
[jaeger] your playstation is still broken
[Guest77316] hello
[Guest77316] yes
[jaeger] was a statement of fact
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[MertonScholes] Thank you
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[Dan] ty
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[Guest77316] what if I link it to my dads laptop could I borrow some of his memory
[jaeger] buying a new one or attemptig to return you current one are your only options to replace
[sug] i never get no love
[jaeger] sug thanks
[Dan] hey sug
[jaeger] 77, you have caused sever electrical damage to your playstation
[jaeger] it will never work again for any reason
[sug] mertons getting a p4 tomorrow
[sug] a 1.5 ?
[MertonScholes] 2.0
[jaeger] connecting it to other expensive electronic items will very likely kill them
[sug] dam
[jaeger] heh
[sug] oh man thats goina be fat
[Guest77316] do HIFI systems have memory?
[Dan] no
[MertonScholes]
[Dan] well some do for preset radio stations
[jaeger] 77, your playstations memorey wasnt stolen
[sug] lol what
[Dan] but yes like he said
[Guest77316] cos the connectors look the same
[Dan] rca
[sug] so your going to be where its delevered
[MertonScholes] yep
[sug] sweet
[jaeger] 77, that was an svideo jack
[Guest77316] I duno it just looks the same
[Dan] brb
[Guest77316] bye
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[jaeger] what a fitting guest for my return after a few days away
[sug] lol
[ww] sup jae
[jaeger] lo ww
[Dan] yes and i was in a bad mood when i came in here now i cant stop laughing
[jaeger] [Guest74156] I think my PS2 has run out of memory when I connected it to my PC I think the PC has taken it!!
[jaeger] ww, please topic that
[ww] haha
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[jaeger] ive known more than a few stupid people, but that boy tops them all
[ww] that is pretty hilarious
[jaeger] with room to spare
[jaeger] ugh, im still in disbelief here