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    Post What's the easiest thing you have ever fixed?

    For myself it was a Compaq Alpha server. I popped it open, cleaned it, reseated all the cards and it worked.

    This had apparently been annoying the techs at school for quite some time but they had never bothered to clean it or reseat the cards. If anyone wanted to know, it would boot into any OS for about 5 minutes then crash.

    Works beautifully now on Linux. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
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    Edjected the floppy disk. Sad thing is, the person did not use her computer for three days because she could not get it to boot.
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    Pressed "On line" on a printer. At 3am, after a 35 mile drive. Damn that paid well (1 hour minimum, plus driving, doubled for out of hours).
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    Flipped the power switch on the back of the master speaker to collect $50 for fixing the sound.
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    Pulled the curtains when user was complaining about "black line" running down screen.

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    Swapped the keyboard and mouse connectors over... £20 thankyou!
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    pluged the telehone line into the right jack of a modem
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    Plugged the computer back in to the outlet.

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    Turned on the power bar after getting attitude about the PC not working.
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    Cool

    Nothing.

    Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it.
    Here comes the revolution; time for the retribution.

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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lt. Cmdr Klarg:
    <strong>Nothing.

    Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I had service calls like that before.

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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lt. Cmdr Klarg:
    <strong>Nothing.

    Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, computers know. They just know when somebody who is willing to beat the snot out of them with an aluminum baseball bat walks in the room.

    Then they behave because they know who's boss.

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    Uhm, hiting the power switch on the compter.

    Apparently they thought the monitor on/off switch was for the computer
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    Just this morning I plugged a network cable back into the wall jack.
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    adjust the contrast on the moniter, plug power cord in, turn pc on, turn moniter on....turn printer on...the normal....
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