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July 7th, 2002, 03:22 PM
#1
Registered User
What's the easiest thing you have ever fixed?
For myself it was a Compaq Alpha server. I popped it open, cleaned it, reseated all the cards and it worked.
This had apparently been annoying the techs at school for quite some time but they had never bothered to clean it or reseat the cards. If anyone wanted to know, it would boot into any OS for about 5 minutes then crash.
Works beautifully now on Linux. <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />
The strength of the turbulence is directly proportional to the temperature of you coffee.
(Gunter's Second Law of Air Travel)
If a program is useful, it will have to be changed.
(Laws of Computer Programming, III)
Thanx to Adept for the Avatar
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July 7th, 2002, 03:40 PM
#2
Registered User
Edjected the floppy disk. Sad thing is, the person did not use her computer for three days because she could not get it to boot.
The early bird may get the worm; but the second mouse gets the cheese!
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July 7th, 2002, 04:52 PM
#3
Senior Member - 1000+ Club
Pressed "On line" on a printer. At 3am, after a 35 mile drive. Damn that paid well (1 hour minimum, plus driving, doubled for out of hours).
I'm in charge and I say we blow it up
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July 8th, 2002, 02:06 AM
#4
Flipped the power switch on the back of the master speaker to collect $50 for fixing the sound.
Those who do not know, are lost...
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July 8th, 2002, 02:51 AM
#5
Registered User
Pulled the curtains when user was complaining about "black line" running down screen.
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July 8th, 2002, 03:43 AM
#6
Driver Terrier
Swapped the keyboard and mouse connectors over... £20 thankyou!
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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July 8th, 2002, 05:28 AM
#7
Registered User
pluged the telehone line into the right jack of a modem
Life is highway, we all begin and end the same way. But everyones journey it unique
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July 8th, 2002, 07:49 AM
#8
Registered User
Plugged the computer back in to the outlet.
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July 8th, 2002, 08:21 AM
#9
Registered User
Turned on the power bar after getting attitude about the PC not working.
No need to be concerned. The voices in my head assure me I am completely sane.
"Dammit Jim I’m a Star Ship surgeon not the free clinic."
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July 8th, 2002, 09:33 AM
#10
Registered User
Nothing.
Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it.
Here comes the revolution; time for the retribution.
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July 8th, 2002, 09:41 AM
#11
Registered User
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lt. Cmdr Klarg:
<strong>Nothing.
Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I had service calls like that before.
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July 8th, 2002, 10:06 AM
#12
Registered User
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Lt. Cmdr Klarg:
<strong>Nothing.
Seriously; there are many times when malfunctioning PC equipment will just spontaneously start working when I walk in the door. I can't explain it. </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh, computers know. They just know when somebody who is willing to beat the snot out of them with an aluminum baseball bat walks in the room.
Then they behave because they know who's boss.
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July 8th, 2002, 10:14 AM
#13
Chat Operator
Uhm, hiting the power switch on the compter.
Apparently they thought the monitor on/off switch was for the computer
<Ferrit> Take 1 live chicken, cut the head off, dance around doing the hokey pokey and chanting: GO AWAY BAD VIRUS, GO AWAY BAD VIRUS
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Lots of fans
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July 8th, 2002, 10:24 AM
#14
Registered User
Just this morning I plugged a network cable back into the wall jack.
"Don't be so humble - you are not that great." - Golda Meir
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July 8th, 2002, 10:46 AM
#15
Registered User
adjust the contrast on the moniter, plug power cord in, turn pc on, turn moniter on....turn printer on...the normal....
i love peta...and sars...
and bin laden....and n. korea....and china...and p2p...spyware...
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