Flori-Duh!

[DonJ]

I know...it's not technically oriented, but...

Click on link below...
http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0011/florida/



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Hey, it's all FM to me!

[3fingersalute]

Or how about this one:






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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO TODAY?......Not that it matters, because Microsoft will crash on the way there!!!

[Larommi]

Very funny!!!!

[NeuromancerIV]

Hey I'm from Florida and I take offense to that! I mean it is about time we in the gods-forsaken South get some respect. Where not as dum as you think we are!!!

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"Hey Maw, lets squash us some 'possums! fer supper!'

[ibennetch]

Originally posted by NeuromancerIV:
Hey I'm from Florida and I take offense to that! I mean it is about time we in the gods-forsaken South get some respect. Where not as dum as you think we are!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!

[protechpc]

I am just HAPPY that my shop is in Fort Lauderdale (Pembroke Pines for you locals) and miles away from West Palm Beach.

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[shawnMt]

LMAO 3fingersalute!

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Paint your old laptop!

[Green Iguana]

Too Funny! ROFLMAO!

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It's a dog eat dog world out there, and there isn't enough dog to go around. So get as much dog as you can before all the dogs gone.

[weazel]

All i can say is i'm not a native...i'm imported

[Llanelli]

GodS forsaken south? Didn't know we prayed to multip[le gods down here

[NeuromancerIV]

When you call some people heathens, some get offended and some will agree! LOL

Really I just want the whole bloody thing to be OVER. At this point I DO NOT CARE who wins, because whoever DOES finally win will have the taint of the election cling to him, and most certainly will not win again in 4 years. And yes, after living in the south for more than 10 years, I too, am a Southerner, forever banished from the land of Amish and Cream of Wheat: Pennslyvania *Sigh*
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"I stopped caring when the government stopped trying."

[This message has been edited by NeuromancerIV (edited November 16, 2000).]

[protechpc]

Originally posted by Weazel:
All i can say is i'm not a native...i'm imported

This is not directed at you Weazel, but the truth is the imports are causing the problems. West Palm has a huge retired population. If your thinking they are natives, think again. Most are from New Yawk and other northern states. In FLA a native is a RARE breed. I have lived here all my life and have met less than 5.

Oh well, to end with a laugh:

I won the Florida lottery! I'm now a multi-millionaire! Can you believe it?! I'm bouncing off the walls here! You see, my ticket doesn't have the exact winning numbers on it, but I meant to pick those winning numbers.

The ticket was very confusing when I was filling it out and so I ended up with the wrong numbers on my card. But since I really
meant to pick those other numbers, they're going to give me the money anyway! They really shouldn't make those darn cards so
hard to fill out! Even though I was confused, I didn't ask for help because no one would have helped me anyway. I know the FL State Lottery will give me the money. If they don't I'll just sue them!


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[This message has been edited by protechpc (edited November 16, 2000).]

[ibennetch]

Originally posted by NeuromancerIV:
When you call some people heathens, some get offended and some will agree! LOL

Really I just want the whole bloody thing to be OVER. At this point I DO NOT CARE who wins, because whoever DOES finally win will have the taint of the election cling to him, and most certainly will not win again in 4 years. And yes, after living in the south for more than 10 years, I too, am a Southerner, forever banished from the land of Amish and Cream of Wheat: Pennslyvania *Sigh*

hey, naw, chust because ve talk funny naw vonst it don't mean we ain't as dumb as them Flordy folks. ain't that right, Jebadiah?

*If you've never heard a dutchman speak, well, too bad.

[NeuromancerIV]

All my former neighbors 'vere Dutch und former Deutchlanders' from the "Old Country". Oktober fest was a sight to behold and a thing a joy for all!

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[goinpostal]

I live in Tallahassee now and it sucks, I only get to vote once. When I was living in Miami I could vote as many times as I wanted to, I could even fill out ballots for my dead relatives.

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