December 23rd, 2000, 04:24 AM
DriverGuy Holiday Presents
Also, I really haven't received any of your gifts yet, could you please post a note as to what you've sent me in case I don't get it in time, go ahead, be creative, let it flow!
December 23rd, 2000, 04:36 AM
December 23rd, 2000, 04:36 AM
I sent you a nice cosy bed to get some sleep, a couple of weeks ago.
Haven't you gotten it yet???
Have a nice Holiday season!
"Matter is passive. In spite of its power, it can't be controlled without the human mind." Sokrates
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December 23rd, 2000, 04:38 AM
your weight in ONEHUNDRED dollar bills? AND ONE OF MY STARS!!!!! merry christmas to your family from mine.
December 23rd, 2000, 04:47 AM
You mean you have not recieved my old Commodore 64, 1541 disk drive and that slow and useless dot matrix printer???
December 23rd, 2000, 06:58 AM
A copy of OS/2
December 23rd, 2000, 07:27 AM
December 23rd, 2000, 07:31 AM
I got you a gift certificate for coal.
December 23rd, 2000, 07:37 AM
I sent a whole bunch of snow - don't tell me they delivered to the wrong house!
December 23rd, 2000, 07:51 AM
I sent you a Windows 95 and 98 uninstaller. I'm sure you already have it, here's how you use it:
1.) Put the emergency boot floppy into your disk drive
2.) Power on your computer
3.) At the prompt, type, without qoutes, "format c: /s"
4.) Press "y"
5.) Wait for uninstaller to finish
You are now ready to run DOS and Windows 3.x!
If you wish to uninstall Windows 95 and Windows 98 and use Linux, you are able to use another uninstall utility on the disk.
1.) Follow steps 1 and 2 above
2.) Type "fisk"
3.) First press "3"
4.) Press "3" to delete any logical drives you might have
5.) Press "2" to remove the extended partitions
6.) Press "1" to delete the primary partition
7.) Press "esc" to leave the Delete partition screen
8.) Press "esc" to leave Fdisk
9.) Restart your computer
Congradulations, you have uninstalled WIndows!
Merry Christmas Driver Guy, remember my gift when good ol' Bill p's you off, or when Windows starts to get flaky.
I was going to be a procrastinator, I just never got around to it.
So, so busy lately. Oh, where do I start?
December 23rd, 2000, 08:02 AM
I got you a P5 running at 7.5 ghz with 15 gb ram 300 gb hd and a tnt 5 w\512 mb ram.... oh yea and a 1-1/4 floppy drive
No...Im sorry thats for next year.
December 23rd, 2000, 08:10 AM
Well driverguy i sent you 4 cases of vodka and 3 cases of scotch. Unfortunatly i sent them US postal main so they should arrive about the same time microsoft writes a OS thats worth a damn.
December 23rd, 2000, 08:26 AM
I got you a houston intergrated board, with a celeron processor, 4500 rpm drive, 32 mgs ram,and a special ATI video card for all of your high end gaming needs. Enjoy
December 23rd, 2000, 08:31 AM
I am sending you all my POS customers and their equipment.
I was here, here I was, was I here? I hope I was....
December 23rd, 2000, 08:37 AM
I got you the entire Burl Ives Christmas collection on LP, two pounds of Swahilli Mint sausage, one partridge (plus pear tree) and a piece of black licorice that I found stuck to the back of my couch.
Perseverance in all matters.