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May 31st, 2001, 02:34 PM
#1
 When to say "I've had enough to drink.."?
**OK I haven't seen a thread like this in a while**
I know its time to say "whoah!"
...when I start hitting on the waitress thats trying to pull my head out of the potted palm that I'm retching into.
...when I start hitting on the female EMT trying to pump my stomach.
...when the military recruiter starts to offer me drinks and tells me how I can "Be an Army of One".
... If thinking about my last ex-gf "J" who I refer to as "the Evil One", somehow makes me nostalgic, in a good way. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
... when the bartender begins to use me as her "guinea pig" to try out mixed drinks she thought up
...when the guy from AA asks me if I can be their "before" poster.
...when I start to think I understand the merits of any goverment program over another.
...when I find Seinfeld, Friends, Cramer, or Ellen funny.
..If I can look at the woman I'm with and say with a straight face "sometimes I just want to be held."
..If I start an arguement with a complete stranger over the merits of "Blended Canadien Whiskey vs "American Sour Mash"
"Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid."
-how to live a life well spent
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May 31st, 2001, 02:39 PM
#2
...when you think you have 200200 posts on WinDrivers Forums.
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May 31st, 2001, 02:39 PM
#3
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I don't drink, but I know it's time to lay off the caffeine and sugar when I go into uncontrollable fits of giggling and can't speak coherently. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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May 31st, 2001, 02:58 PM
#4
....when your in a bar and you see and bully that used to beat you up in Jr. High and kick the everlivin **** out of him.
....when the next door neighbors can hear you and your buddies conversations.
....when you have know ideal what the word "NO!" means.
....when you light another smoke and you already have a few burning in the ash-tray.
....when that keg that's been out back for 2 months starts tasting good.
....when you keep passing out while standing.
....when your on the toliet and you forget why your there.
....when you feel like your Superman or He-man.
....when the fat chicks start looking better and better.
....when you hit on your best friends, girlfirend.
....when you cannot get "it" up.
I have lots more! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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May 31st, 2001, 03:09 PM
#5
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Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<STRONG>I don't drink, but I know it's time to lay off the caffeine and sugar when I go into uncontrollable fits of giggling and can't speak coherently. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
ALLRIGHT Clamboy!!!! You too? And my contract help thinks I'm NUTS when that happens!!
Sounds like your alot like I am...can act just as ignorant sober as they can drunk!! Gift or curse....hmmm...you decide!!
Failure is not an option -- its a "feature" of Windows.
Mama never told me geekhood was gonna be like this.... 
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May 31st, 2001, 03:17 PM
#6
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Originally posted by PuterGeekGirl:
<STRONG>
ALLRIGHT Clamboy!!!! You too? And my contract help thinks I'm NUTS when that happens!!
Sounds like your alot like I am...can act just as ignorant sober as they can drunk!! Gift or curse....hmmm...you decide!!</STRONG>
I didn't think it was that unusual a talent, to go into uncontrollable laughter and giggling without any alcohol. I've seen quite a few women do it.
The part I don't get is that it was mostly after I asked them for dates...
<IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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May 31st, 2001, 03:55 PM
#7
Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
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I didn't think it was that unusual a talent, to go into uncontrollable laughter and giggling without any alcohol. I've seen quite a few women do it.
The part I don't get is that it was mostly after I asked them for dates...
<IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I have this problem without the benefit of caffiene. Mountain Dew and Snickers only 'enhance' the effect.
I'm not even taken seriously by my own wife because of my natural hyperactivity. If anyone were to play me in a movie, it would be someone like Rodney Dangerfield in their 20's.
Stress.... The uncontrollable urge to choke the living $417 out of someone who desperately needs it.
Ignorance.... The inherent capacity to demand of someone else that which one is too lazy to learn/perform for one's self.
User....An individual who, through immense proportions of ignorance, create stress.
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May 31st, 2001, 04:24 PM
#8
I've never found a reason to say those words.
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May 31st, 2001, 04:25 PM
#9
Registered User
Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<STRONG>I don't drink, but I know it's time to lay off the caffeine and sugar when I go into uncontrollable fits of giggling and can't speak coherently. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I usually avoid too much caffine, for close to the same reason. The more caffine I have, the faster I talk.
Matt
"If you have been tempted into evil, fly from it. It is not falling into the water, but lying in it, that drowns"
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May 31st, 2001, 04:26 PM
#10
Splitting my head open on the bathtub while blowing chow everywhere, usually works for me! <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0">
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May 31st, 2001, 05:18 PM
#11
Originally posted by Larommi:
<STRONG>Splitting my head open on the bathtub while blowing chow everywhere, usually works for me! <IMG SRC="smilies/confused.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
What kinda story did you tell the nurse?
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May 31st, 2001, 06:41 PM
#12
Originally posted by opiate-[Terrorist]:
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What kinda story did you tell the nurse?</STRONG>
Hmm...for some odd reason I don't recall.
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May 31st, 2001, 06:42 PM
#13
If you can still say those words, you haven't had enought yet!!
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May 31st, 2001, 06:56 PM
#14
Registered User
My practice has always been that there's never enough (assuming we're talking about alcohol concumption), thus my motto from the great James Hetfield, "More Beer!".
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May 31st, 2001, 07:01 PM
#15
When you can't walk a straight line... thats when you have had enough....... <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
i don't know, i don't drink....
Just Dr. Peppers!!
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