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May 31st, 2001, 07:12 PM
#16
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To prove something, one must first try to disprove it.
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May 31st, 2001, 07:13 PM
#17
Originally posted by Antimatter:
<STRONG>When the pub runs dry.</STRONG>
When that happens its just time to find a new place to drink
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May 31st, 2001, 07:24 PM
#18
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Originally posted by Mustang:
<STRONG>
When that happens its just time to find a new place to drink</STRONG>
Uh...Good point. <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
To prove something, one must first try to disprove it.
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May 31st, 2001, 08:55 PM
#19
Passing out usually slows me a bit.... Really just delays the next bender.
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June 1st, 2001, 01:50 AM
#20
When you get kicked out of your own engagement party for groping on the Barmaids <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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June 1st, 2001, 03:18 AM
#21
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as homer says : "doh!"
"pass me another beer"
cheers! hic hic! <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
Mr Miyagi, by any other name... (is this sig short enough?)
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June 1st, 2001, 05:27 AM
#22
Originally posted by Solid Cobra:
<STRONG>I've never found a reason to say those words.</STRONG>
Right on.
"...my ties I've severed clean
less I have, the more I gain
off the beaten path I reign..."
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June 1st, 2001, 06:53 AM
#23
when you can't see what you're drinking....
I'd be the village idiot, but that spot is already taken.
Note to self: No-one cares about your system specs
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June 1st, 2001, 07:19 AM
#24
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Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<STRONG>I don't drink, but I know it's time to lay off the caffeine and sugar when I go into uncontrollable fits of giggling and can't speak coherently. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"></STRONG>
I once mixed Great Bluedini, Grape, and Cherry Kool-Aids together with about twice as much :nervous twitch: sugar and then increased the flavoring even more by adding :nervous twitch: Pixie :nervous twitch: Sticks into :nervous twitch: the mix. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
I did this in a class party in high school. The next period's teacher wasn't too happy with my excessive hyperness. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> :nervous twitch:
"I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn."
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June 1st, 2001, 08:03 AM
#25
when you dont know if you should stand up or sit down to take a piss
Impounded impressions of aggressive democracy see lil need to help poverty/
A land of freedom? Of wealth? Of justice?
I fear not for me, but for my children to wake up and see, that I am nothing but a slave
In modern society
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June 1st, 2001, 08:08 AM
#26
when you can't see what you're drinking....
When you can't drink what you're seeing.
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. Ben Franklin
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June 1st, 2001, 08:12 AM
#27
When you drop dead from drinking too much and your best friend has to give you mouth to mouth. (had this happen to me, not fun)
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June 1st, 2001, 08:34 AM
#28
For me it was just after they slapped the cuffs on and just before the nightsticks. <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">
"Sometimes Death smiles at a man and the best a man can do is smile back"-Marcus Arillius
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June 1st, 2001, 09:20 AM
#29
I don't think I could bring my self to say those words even if I wanted to. Never say no to someone offering you alcohol. It's rude.
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June 1st, 2001, 09:24 AM
#30
Originally posted by Solid Cobra:
<STRONG>I've never found a reason to say those words.</STRONG>
Good man, or should i say reptile???
as Beer MegaMod it is my job to ensure quality drinks for everyone at windrivers, and if it means putting my body at risk so be it.....j/k...lol
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