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    Post I WON A PRIZE!!!!!

    well its not a big prize its a movie i won from pepsistuff.com

    well anway i wont the movie called "Dick", the comedy about richard nixon and those to chicks that like him, Kristen Dunst and Michelle Williams.

    the only problem is i wasnt home when the movie arived and i didnt even know i won a movie, but my mom recieved the package and she opened it and when she seen the name Dick she had a heart attack, she now thinks im ordering gay porn. i just came home from work so i didnt run into her yet,my sister was home when my mom opened the package and she said my mom was having a fit and looking threw my room for gay stuff.
    i wonder if she will give me a talk when she gets home.

    hmmm my mom thinks im gay

    but i did win a movie <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" />





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    ROTFLMAO!

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    AHAAHHAHAAAHAHAAHHAHAHAH

    Watch it again gay boy!

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    Just be thankful you didn't have the avatar I had....remember THE danny boy avatar <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> <img border="0" title="" alt="[Eek!]" src="eek.gif" />
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by AbSoLuTeZeR0:
    <strong>well its not a big prize its a movie i won from pepsistuff.com

    well anway i wont the movie called "Dick", the comedy about richard nixon and those to chicks that like him, Kristen Dunst and Michelle Williams.

    the only problem is i wasnt home when the movie arived and i didnt even know i won a movie, but my mom recieved the package and she opened it and when she seen the name Dick she had a heart attack, she now thinks im ordering gay porn. i just came home from work so i didnt run into her yet,my sister was home when my mom opened the package and she said my mom was having a fit and looking threw my room for gay stuff.
    i wonder if she will give me a talk when she gets home.

    hmmm my mom thinks im gay

    but i did win a movie <img border="0" title="" alt="[Wink]" src="wink.gif" /> </strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA hoohahahahahooo..oh man...

    "Cause that's what 'lil dudes do!" hahahahahah
    ahahaha

    I got a great Idea. PLay this out.

    when you have your talk with your mom, hid the movie so she can't see it, then halfway through her questioning, "Admnit" that you are confused sexually, that you like being in the boys locker room etc...give her a mild coronary, then bring out hte vid and whatever proof you can muster...mebbe some straight porn or pictures! ya! Pictures of you with girls to prove her wrong!!

    LOLOLOL sorry....this is funny...
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    OMG! That is friggin' hilarious!!!

    ROFTLMAO!
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    Sucks to be you, man!

    That movie's not even worth the hassle it's causing with your mom !

    Good luck with that.
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    everything is kool now, my sister explained it to her, also i showed her the tape and showed her it was pg-13. also explained it was a prize i won in a drawing from pepsi

    so my mom doesnt think im gay anymore





    Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.

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    well we still think your gay.

    j/k
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    ROTFLMAO!!! That was funny!! LOL.
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    I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??
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    ROFL. I have to say that this is the funniest thing I've heard in quite some time... LMAO

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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by NooNoo:
    <strong>I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was wondering the samething, that is one thing that really bothers me when someone will open my mail.
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    </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by firemonkey:
    <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by NooNoo:
    <strong>I wanna know what your mom was doing opening a package addressed to you??</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">I was wondering the samething, that is one thing that really bothers me when someone will open my mail.</strong></font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Trebuchet MS, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oooh, thats illegal.... will I thought

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    for some reason she said she is afraid somebody is going to send me anthrax or a pipe bomb so thats why she opened the package.

    but i dont really care if she opens packages delivered to me, i like to show my family anyways what i recieved, usually the stuff i recieve in the mail is free stuff i sign up for, like t-shirts,gas mask, more t-shirt etc.





    Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.

    http://www.danasoft.com/vipersig.jpg

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