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March 17th, 2002, 06:21 AM
#1
Registered User
Yet Another Test....
THE GREAT OREO COOKIE PSYCHO-PERSONALITY TEST
Psychologists have discovered that the manner in which people eat Oreo cookies provides great insight into their personalities. Choose which method best describes your favorite method of eating Oreo's:
1. The whole thing all at once.
2. One bite at a time
3. Slow and methodical nibbles examining the results of each bite afterwards.
4. In little feverous nibbles.
5. Dunked in some liquid (milk, coffee...).
6. Twisted apart, the inside, then the cookie.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and toss the cookie.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them.
10. I don't have a favorite way because I don't like Oreo.
Your Personality:
1. The whole thing This means you consume life with abandon, you are fun to be with, exciting, carefree with some hint of recklessness. You are totally irresponsible. No one should trust you with their children.
2. One bite at a time. You are lucky to be one of the 5.4 billion other people who eat their Oreo's this very same way. Just like them, you lack imagination, but that's OK, not to worry, you're normal.
3. Slow and Methodical. You follow the rules. You're very tidy and orderly. You're very meticulous in every detail with every thing you do to the point of being anal retentive and irritating to others. Stay out of the fast lane if you're only going to go the speed limit
4. Feverous Nibbles. Your boss likes you because you get your work done quickly. You always have a million things to do and never enough time to do them. Mental break downs and suicides run in your family. Valium and Ritalin would do you good.
5. Dunked. Every one likes you because you are always up beat. You like to sugar coat unpleasant experiences and rationalize bad situations into good ones. You are in total denial about the shambles you call a life. You have a propensity towards narcotic addiction.
6. Twisted apart, the inside, and then the cookie. You have a highly curious nature. You take pleasure in breaking things apart to find out how they work, though not always able to put them back together, so you destroy all the evidence of your activities. You deny your involvement when things go wrong. You are a compulsive liar and exhibit deviant, if not criminal, behavior.
7. Twisted apart, the inside, and then toss the cookie. You are good at business and take risk that pay off. You take what you want and throw the rest away. You are greedy, selfish, mean, and lack feelings for others. You should be ashamed of yourself. But that's OK, you don't care, you got yours.
8. Just the cookie, not the inside. You enjoy pain.
9. I just like to lick them, not eat them Stay away from small furry animals and seek professional medical help - immediately.
10. I don't have a favorite way, I don't like Oreo cookies. You probably come from a rich family, and like to wear nice things, and go to upscale restaurants. You are particular and fussy about the things you buy, own, and wear. Things have to be just right. You like to be pampered. You are a prima donna. There's just no pleasing you.
Mine was a five......Umm well
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March 17th, 2002, 09:00 AM
#2
Registered User
I'm a one...yeah, that's me...
Spaceman Spiff sets his blaster to frappé...
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March 17th, 2002, 09:34 AM
#3
Driver Terrier
I have never had an Oreo cookie
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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March 17th, 2002, 09:45 AM
#4
Registered User
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March 17th, 2002, 01:41 PM
#5
Driver Terrier
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March 17th, 2002, 01:46 PM
#6
Registered User
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March 17th, 2002, 03:15 PM
#7
Driver Terrier
[quote]Originally posted by Draggar:
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2. They don't have Oreo's in the UK? I'll have to ship you some, they're great.
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If you mean that - I would love some to try.. pm me for my shipping address
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March 17th, 2002, 03:24 PM
#8
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March 17th, 2002, 03:26 PM
#9
Registered User
[quote]Originally posted by NooNoo:
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If you mean that - I would love some to try.. pm me for my shipping address</strong><hr></blockquote>
I'll have to check around for shipping costs to the UK...
Oreos aren't too cheap, and we're broke..
Maybe I can get a small pack out to you...
You know what they are, right?
BTW-- PM NooNoo
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March 17th, 2002, 03:48 PM
#10
A while back in the deals forums there was a deal for a free oreo sampler. I saw it like a year ago though. It worked though, I got my free oreos!
So, so busy lately. Oh, where do I start?
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March 17th, 2002, 03:51 PM
#11
Im #7
Sounds like me
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March 17th, 2002, 07:53 PM
#12
Registered User
OK everyone,
SEND NOONOO COOKIES!!!
Any kind! Girl Scout! Chips Ahoy! Oreo! Fameous Amos! M&M Chips Ahoy!
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Never forget, never lose those who have been lost.
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March 17th, 2002, 08:26 PM
#13
Registered User
i havent eaten an oreo cookie in a while. the only thing i dont like about them is they leave your teeth black.
Hello Hello, Yes hello to me and hello to you, I am the Crap On and i live in a zoo and its such a friendly old zoo and such fun you'll enjoy yes you will everyone, every two will enjoy it, every three, every four. so come visit my zoo and come up on four.
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March 17th, 2002, 08:28 PM
#14
i only like eating the cream....
uh...
i guess thats number 7.
what a surprise.
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March 17th, 2002, 11:38 PM
#15
Registered User
Says I am #5, dunked...very so not me.
Who ever said NooNoo was my servent???
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