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    What's your least favourite film of all time? We've all seen a lot of crap...but which one stood out as being the biggest piece of celluloid excrement in history, for you at least?

    My least favourite is "The Avengers", the one with Uma Thurman and Ralph Fiennes a couple of years ago...
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    Pretty much anything starring Bruce Willis or Keanu Reeves in a role that's supposed to be macho. I can't stop laughing long enough to appreciate guns, bombs, special effects, or eye candy, and it ruins the whole movie.
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    me,myself and irene, the cable guy, (weird considering i like jim carry movies)

    man and some of the lame fighting movies from the mid 80's
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    I thought Hollow Man was pretty rubbish. Very predicatable....This is coming from a James Bond fan.
    Talking of Fan's that film was rubbish also, The Fan.
    Cliffhanger was cack, and to be honest I didn't think much of the latest Star Wars film. No where near as good as the originals.

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    Originally posted by JvaGuy:
    <STRONG>me,myself and irene, the cable guy, (weird considering i like jim carry movies)
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    Jim Carrey is a weird animal-- half of his movies are just fantastic, golden creations, and the other half aren't fit for the compost heap. It really is amazing the variance in quality ... as an actor myself, I suspect his directors are at fault. In reality it's probably more complex than that. I just think he's a genius, who sometimes comes out looking like Pauly Shore. <IMG SRC="smilies/eek.gif" border="0">
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    2001 a Space Odysey. I watched it twice when it first came out and just didn't get it.

    It might make sense if I watchrd it now, but I cant bring myself to do it.
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    Originally posted by Who Me:
    <STRONG>2001 a Space Odysey. I watched it twice when it first came out and just didn't get it.

    It might make sense if I watched it now, but I cant bring myself to do it.</STRONG>
    These movies based on books usually only make sense if you have read the book - like Dune <IMG SRC="smilies/rolleyes.gif" border="0">

    I want to submit New Rose Hotel as an all-time winner of the "crap award". It stars Christopher Walken and Willem Dafoe, strangely enough. Blockbuster listed this steaming pile of buffalo droppings as science-fiction.

    The first part of the movie is hard enough to stomach, but the second part just regurgitates the first one as an extended flashback, just in case you had not fully understood the obvious plot.

    Couldn't wait for the credits to roll by <IMG SRC="smilies/mad.gif" border="0">
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    That horrid, brings-back-bad-memories-and-my-lunch movie - Waterworld. Ugh.
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    Besides Ishtar.... The D&D movie that came out in Decemberish blew pretty bad. Pearl Harbor had alot of cool scenes but I felt like I was lied to about the whole movie , the facts for one and then the title should have been "Love at Pearl Harbor". Highlander 2: Renagade version TOTALLY SUCKS. sorry about the language
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    Scary Movie sucked ***. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen in a theatre.

    And of course, Evil Dead 2

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    charlies angles just plain sucked

    i swear it was saposed to be a porn flick
    there was no plot in it at all
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    Turbalance 3
    The Night Flyer
    Any movie on skinamax after 12 which isn't a porn
    Any Soft core porn on Skinamax
    Battle Field Earth
    Misson imposible
    Jaws 4
    Any movie with Madona in it
    Any movie with the Corry's in it after lost boys
    Eye's wide shut, a total wast of film, this movie should be removed from site and should only be played to death row inmates
    American Physco (sp)
    Revenge of the nerd 3 and 4
    Star trek 1
    The Page master
    Beast master 1,2,and 3
    Dusk to Dawn 2 and 3
    Any movie with a rapper in it.
    Any movie with Steven Segal in it.

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    Army Of Darkness

    Worst Movie EVER !!!

    I mean come on... who watches that crap?? <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">

    Sorry I used to sell video quipment and Army of Darkness was a tape we would let customer's watch to see if they liked a particular VCR. I've seen that movie too many times.


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    Nutty Professor II: The Klumps.
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    Originally posted by Sowulo:
    <STRONG>Nutty Professor II: The Klumps.</STRONG>
    good one,
    A vampire in Brooklin
    Simon Says, and Shazam (basket ball players shouldn't make movie's)
    Any movie with Brian Boz worth in it.
    Freaky Friday
    Any version of the Parent trap.

    I have so many more to list it's not funny how much crap hollywood puts out.

    Event Horizon
    Police acadamy 3-8
    Meatballs 2-4
    Porkies 2-4
    Dude wheres my Car
    Robocop 3

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