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June 8th, 2001, 05:43 PM
#1
Windrivers Dr. Seuss Rhymes
You can think of some...I can't I am not creative enough <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
Wind Rivers Resort...relax, have a drink, get help with your computer.
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June 8th, 2001, 06:49 PM
#2
Do you like that Wayward Clam?
Yes I like that Wayward Clam.
I would not kick him in the nuts,
I would not burn him with a butt.
I would not sell him as a slave,
I would not push him in a grave.
I would not coat his head with goo,
I would not infect him with the flu.
I would not chase him round with dogs.
I would not fill his tub with frogs.
I would not hit him with a brick.
Besides for that his heads to thick.
I would not shoot him in the knees,
I would not fill his shorts with fleas.
I would not break his spine in twain,
I would not push him in front of a train.
I would not punch him in the nose,
Besides his blood would stain my clothes.
I would not choke him round the neck,
I would not...oh well what the heck.
I like that Wayword Clammy guy.
I'd even share with him my pie.
Sorry Wayward...it just came to me...LOL <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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June 8th, 2001, 06:54 PM
#3
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June 8th, 2001, 06:56 PM
#4
LMAO JMM <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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June 8th, 2001, 07:13 PM
#5
Me and Elbatcho wrote a really good one a couple of months ago called "Nympho I am", but it's unpostable under the current rules. <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0">
Anyway, here we go...
Some may say that Cobra's bad
The worst member Scott has had!
But can you do what Cobra does?
If not, then listen, just because -
Cobra can crash a plane,
And make it flop down on a train
And he can make Darren waste
A bunch of posts with great haste.
Cobra can incite an angry mob -
His dirty posts give Q a job!
In chat he talks to JvaGuy,
And once made insanemonkey cry!
He is so cool, I'll tell you why -
He told Elbatcho a chimp could fly!
He feeds antacid to baby ducks,
Then they pop! It doesn't suck!
He tells the members they are stupid,
Then posts over at Jimmr's Adult Cupid.
Oh, when and where should a female shave?
"Cobra, you're on Windrivers - please behave!"
He posts on here most every day
It's like a job, but without pay.
But he still does it anyway,
And he knows a chick named Renee.
Cobra does lots of other stuff,
but describing it is much too tough.
He knows a guy named Wayward Clam
Fat chicks in party hats are made of ham.
THE END.
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June 8th, 2001, 07:15 PM
#6
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Originally posted by Solid Cobra:
<STRONG>And once made insanemonkey cry!</STRONG>
and when was that I may ask? (heh but I can see why you all hate(d) me I read some of my previous messages...OUCH! I really flamed you all over nothing)
Nah just because I get mad...doesn't mean I'm crying <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
*Goes off to cry* <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/frown.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">
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June 8th, 2001, 11:06 PM
#7
Registered User
I don't like Budster64
and here's what I don't like him for
To make fun of someone was his game
And for this task he chose my name.
And next I'm slammed by JMM
Whose names, if I remember them,
Include jptennisman, and,
InsaneMonkey, who once was banned.
You'd think he at least would be nice
I stuck up for him at least twice
But Budster opens up this thread
And so he kicks me in the head.
These two are not the brightest sort
To choose the Clam to make their sport
They know not the one that they call names
Gets paid well to play improv games.
Luckily, for both these folks,
Windrivers won't allow some jokes
So should I blast them, as I could
Sheriff Q'd ban me for good.
Suffice it simply here to say
These folks can have their time to play
I'll let them have their petty meanness
They're just jealous of my big...
SHELL!
<IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
P.S.
No offense, guys, if you think this reeks
We've all got tongues inside our cheeks! <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0">
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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June 9th, 2001, 12:33 AM
#8
ROFLMAO!!!!
That's way cool Wayward!! <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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June 9th, 2001, 05:50 AM
#9
Registered User
i used to love dr zeus stories - the cat in the hat.. i think it was all the wierd pictures that did it!
from an easily pleased 9 yr old! <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/tongue.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/wink.gif" border="0">
Mr Miyagi, by any other name... (is this sig short enough?)
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June 9th, 2001, 06:25 AM
#10
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Originally posted by Wayward Clam:
<STRONG>You'd think he at least would be nice
I stuck up for him at least twice
But Budster opens up this thread
And so he kicks me in the head.</STRONG>
LMAO Clam, at that whole "poem", especially the end!
I sure do like that Wayward Clam,
I sure do like him, Sam I Am,
He thinks I think he's worse than the rest,
But I say those things only in jest
That sums it up <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/cool.gif" border="0">
<marquee> </marquee>
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June 10th, 2001, 07:02 PM
#11
Registered User
I like this site
I’m here all night!
I read the posts and learn and learn
There’s something new everywhere I turn!
I read the Lounge and Tech to Tech
I get nothing done but what the heck!
There’s Waywards jokes and Cobra’s replies
Check out Friends, hey Sowulo flies!
I like this site, I like it a lot
Windrivers has what others have not!
<IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience
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June 10th, 2001, 08:57 PM
#12
I will not eat month old spam
I will not eat them viking man
I will not eat them in a sub
I will not eat them for a buck
I will not eat them in the nude
I will not eat them from lack of food
I will not eat them off the floor
I will not eat them off a door
I will not eat them for a dog
I will not eat them for a god
I do not like month old spam
I will not eat them Viking man
sorry it's late and I'm tapped.
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