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November 26th, 2001, 02:57 PM
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November 26th, 2001, 02:59 PM
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Change the shell to Sol.exe and watch the boss walk by!
Another one I like to do:
Logon to a workstation as an account with exchange admin rights. Setup the mail on the workstation for someones. Go in and start deleting message...
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November 26th, 2001, 03:14 PM
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I like Calc.exe instead, it's funny
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November 26th, 2001, 03:14 PM
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November 26th, 2001, 03:31 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by JungleMan:
<strong>...there's a way to manually initiate crashes right?</strong><hr></blockquote>
Yes, install Windows.
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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November 26th, 2001, 03:34 PM
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Switch the keys around on the keyboard... put duct tape over the mouse ball.
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November 26th, 2001, 03:40 PM
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November 26th, 2001, 04:06 PM
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November 26th, 2001, 04:09 PM
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Change th keyboard in the control panel from English 101 to Devorak left hand. That always freaks them out.
The Dragon has left the building.
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November 26th, 2001, 04:27 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by *MAYHEM*:
<strong>Change th keyboard in the control panel from English 101 to Devorak left hand. That always freaks them out.</strong><hr></blockquote>
That is one of my favorites
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November 26th, 2001, 04:27 PM
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I love messing with my manager when it comes to the computer that him and the other female manager love to be on when they should be on the floor with us. So anything I can do to mess with them I do. I have a limited amout of access to what I can do.
Today I changed his tool bar on him and he almost went nuts trying to change it back. I had to since he couldnt figure it out.
Now I would really like to get this woman one she trully gets on my nerves. Shes always on the computer doing stuff just to sit on her butt.
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November 26th, 2001, 05:03 PM
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November 26th, 2001, 05:56 PM
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1) tape the mouse ball
2) unplug the keyboard
3) Install the Mac Emulator
4) Change all the shortcuts on the desktop to either porn sites or to other programs ( may want to back up icons befor hand)
5) Have a porn video load on startup (a good small one)
6) write a bat file to delete everything and anything from the c: (root drive) to the c:\windows directory put it in autoexec.bat or in startup
7) If you work does not allow MP3's make a program to loadup on startup and search the hard drive for mp3's then display them and pretend to email all of them to your boss from him (Did this to a whole section at my work) program must not beable to kill, make it so it will not show up in taskbar nor task manager
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November 26th, 2001, 08:27 PM
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I know you said no wallpaper gags, but this one rulez. do a printscreen of the desktop, turn on active desktop, select hide icons when viewed as a web page, and then set the wallpaper to the screenshot of the desktop you took. I have driven many people bananas with this little gag.
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November 26th, 2001, 08:33 PM
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A budy of mine and I took the sound files from AOL and joined them together in this very long string repeating "welcome" Goodbye" "You've Got Mail", and the door opening and all the other sounds. It was a good minute long. Then we associated the wav file with all actions and sat back and watched... It was great....
Keep it about the computers....
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