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    Originally posted by thirdfey:
    <STRONG>I can't remember who did it but I know its old, the song was called "My Ding-a-Ling"</STRONG>
    That's a funny song. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    how about adam sandler the grandma song ,that song is halirious. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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    The Windows 95 song was pretty funny...

    "It's Windows 95"
    "It makes as Pentium fly"
    "My 386, it has no speed"
    "It takes an hour just to boot up the screen"

    "I'm makin software buuuyyys"
    "It makes Bill Gates cuuuuummm"


    Ever heard it?

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    "His name was Ernie,
    And he Drove the fastest Milkcart in the west.."

    It's an old Benny Hill song, that actually was a big hit in its day.
    Good day to be alive, sir
    Good day to be alive he says, yeah

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    @$$hole by Dennis Leary

    Girls are nothin' but trouble and parents just don't understand - Fresh Prince

    Dare to be Stupid, I think I'm a clone now, and like a surgeon - Al Yankovic
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    I'm still not totally recovered from Weird Al's "All About The Pentiums."
    I keep thinking the same thing. I have a co-worker here in my office that is a big P-Diddy fan and every time I hear "Its all about the Benjamins" I can't help but think Pentiums
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    Definitely anything by that crazy Weird Al <IMG SRC="smilies/smile.gif" border="0">

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    Originally posted by rscos:
    [QB]When I was about 10, I can always remember a song that had me in fits of laughter. I never heard it again, until I was looking on napster for something else, then the title rang a bell. It's called the Bricklayer's Song, and is about a builder who writes into work (sicknote) about everything that happened to him the day before.
    I think I've heard that one. If it's the one about the guy who has to carry a load of bricks down from the top of a tall building, and decides to use a barrel and a rope instead, then I definately know of this one. A couple of my co-workers are filk singers, and they give a concert for the company every St. Patrick's Day, and that's one of the songs one of them sing.


    Funniest songs I think I've ever heard are Weird Al's polkas. I was waiting for a convention hall to open, and one of the other exhibitors had a portable stereo, and one of Weird Al's polkas came on. Prior to this, I'd only heard a couple of Weird Al's songs, and this was the first of his polka's I'd ever heard. I just about died laughing at it. And then he started playing Trigger Happy I had to sit down I was laughing so hard. "Come on and grab your ammo, what have you got to lose? We'll get all liquored up and shoot at anything that moo-ooves"

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    Believe it or not, Dr. Demento is still on the air & his shows are available for download @
    www.zacksstacks.com

    Most of his shows from the 70's through today are available for download.

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    I think pretty much any NOFX song is pretty funny but a really funny one is "Hot Dog in a Hallway" I also like the Dead Milkmen though. Bit**en Camaro. PUNK ROCK
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    I don't know if it's the funniest song I ever heard, but it's the funniest song I can think of right now...

    "The bum bum song" by Tom Green
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    Anything by Mucky Pup (esp. "U Stink But I Luv U) or King Missile (Cheesecake Truck or Jesus Was WAY COOL). Oh, and just about anything from Butt Trumpet (I'm Ugly And I Don't Know Why)

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    How about Weird Al's version of "Bohemian Rhapsody"? He did it straight, but he did it as a polka.

    Don't know the "artist" who did it, but the version of Beethoven's Fifth done with poots is pretty funny.
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    Dead Milkmen wrote some funny stuff for sure..but Guttermouth's "do the hustle" is hilarious, and anything by the Descendents

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    our company anthem is a bit of a laugh.

    It is a Shame it's not meant to be...
    And Control Enter STILL wont let me post a reply.

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