Funniest song you ever heard?

**rscos** · June 13th, 2001, 04:37 AM

When I was about 10, I can always remember a song that had me in fits of laughter. I never heard it again, until I was looking on napster for something else, then the title rang a bell. It's called the Bricklayer's Song, and is about a builder who writes into work (sicknote) about everything that happened to him the day before.
it's by Ray Stevens (this version is anyway) and is well worth a listen.

the other funny ones are the Driving Instructor series by Bob Newhart.

anyone got any others?

**IronTech** · June 13th, 2001, 05:41 AM

I've always been a fan of the Dead Milkmen and the infamous song "Bit@#ing Camero" If you haven't hear it you don't know what you're missing.

**RIOT** · June 13th, 2001, 07:57 AM

This song isn't really meant to be funny, but I laugh everytime I hear it. It's a country song called "Because Two People Fell in Love" or something like that. The line that's so funny is:

Baby's born in the middle of the night,
In the local delivery room.
They grab his feet smack him 'til he cries,
he goes home the next afternoon.

I love Ray Stevens too

**Element_Toast** · June 13th, 2001, 08:46 AM

Atom And His Package have some pretty hilarious songs, and song titles.

"Sting Couldn't Possible Be The Same Guy That Was In The Police"

"Reset The Crotchelator"

"Tim Allen Isn't Very Funny"

"After School Special Stands For ***"

And many others...

**Budster64** · June 13th, 2001, 08:53 AM

Teenage Mutant Kung Fu Chickens

Ray Stevens

**NakedMessiah** · June 13th, 2001, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Connman:
<STRONG>This song isn't really meant to be funny, but I laugh everytime I hear it. It's a country song called "Because Two People Fell in Love" or something like that. The line that's so funny is:

Baby's born in the middle of the night,
In the local delivery room.
They grab his feet smack him 'til he cries,
he goes home the next afternoon.

I love Ray Stevens too</STRONG>

ya, those country songs are funny to me also, and yes, they are not meant to be laughed at. I don't know if this is the title of the country song, but this one makes me laugh

"She married me for my tractor"

Elbatcho · June 13th, 2001, 10:01 AM

Me and my friends went to this hippy drum circle thing one night and got drunk, they were playing drums and we started singing a song about puppy dogs.

chorus went
Oh my puppy dog, oh my puppy dog
My puppy dog has only one leg
tommorow morning he will be mostly dead
Oh my Puppy dog

I can't remember much more and what I can I can't post, but it was fuuny as heck.

**Matt_29** · June 13th, 2001, 10:21 AM

umm anything i sing .... or wait funniest song .. i thought you ment stupid song ... hmm cheech N chong songs in up in smoke

**Lycia** · June 13th, 2001, 02:06 PM

The Cramps have always provided the laughs for me. in the 80s I had saw the Cramps at The Crest Theatre in Sacramento. Opening for them was a SF band called Buck Naked and the Bare Bottom Boys. Buck Naked came out wearing A Uncle Sam hat with "sparklers" around the brim and a Red, White, and Blue Robe. He sang songs that were similar to The Cramps, but a lot funnier. For his last song he tells the crowed that he has something special. He says he has a stripper. Who then comes on stage. It's a Bald male wearing only a Leather jacket and a plunger strapped to his privates. Great song. Sadly, several years later, Buck Naked had been walking his dog in San Francisco and got into an argument with another person and was killed.

Anyhoo, lately, the songs that make me laugh are ones buy R&B/Rap singers. One in particular, I don't know the name, starts like this: Y'know girl, I be sittin at home, thinkin how alone I be. I be thinkin how I miss you. Or other such eubonics drivel. Thi scrap make sme laugh. Then it pisses me off. Why o why do you have to be such an idiot that your girl leaves you and then subject me to a whiney *** song about how you will never ever do it again if only the girl makes like a wet blanket and takes your sorry *** back.

Ok what really makes me laugh is the big macho rap singers who will prostrate in front of their boys, but as soon as the girl holds out the goods, they go all whiney.

**em-clown** · June 13th, 2001, 02:12 PM

Definitely "Ode To My Car (Piece of **** car)" by Adam Sandler <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">

**WesFlash** · June 13th, 2001, 02:15 PM

Hey, EM Clown, I was just thinking of that!
The only think about my first car that that song doesn't really hit, it the spring poking the $#@!^. I did find a girlfriend and got married, but it had nothing to do with that old beat up 1968 VM Beetle I had.

**thirdfey** · June 13th, 2001, 02:40 PM

I can't remember who did it but I know its old, the song was called "My Ding-a-Ling"

**Jeff the Brit** · June 13th, 2001, 03:54 PM

That was the great Chuck Berry, about 1972 or so .... he's written better songs than that throwaway ditty, but it was the only No 1 hit he ever had in England !