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June 19th, 2001, 10:28 AM
#1
 Bumper Sticker Slogans?
Dunno how long ago we did this but...
What are some of the best bumper stickers you've seen?
some of the best I've seen lately
1.Governments philosophy: If it ain't broken, fix it till it is
2.Your gene pool needs chlorine.
3.If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style
4.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
5. Normal People Worry Me
6. *seen on the front of a jeep written in mirror reverse* If you can read this, you're driving too damn slow!!
7.I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
8. If you're against logging, try wiping your *** with plastic.
9. Reality is a nice place to visit but I wouldn't want to live their.
10. My Cultlike following is now accepting applications
and my personal favorite
Jesus loves you, but everyone else still thinks you're an @$$%$#&!
"Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid."
-how to live a life well spent
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June 19th, 2001, 11:24 AM
#2
01.He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
02.Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
03.A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
04.On the other hand, you have different fingers.
05.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
06.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
07.When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
08.Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
09.Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
10.I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe
11.He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged.
12.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be
misquoted, then used against you.
13.I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
14.Honk if you love peace and quiet.
15.Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains
so popular?
16.Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
17.It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
18.Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
19.The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
20.It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end
to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
21.You can't have everything, where would you put it?
22.Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the
world's population.
23.The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.
24.A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.
25.It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.
26.Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.
27.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
28.I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
29.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people
appear bright until you hear them speak
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June 19th, 2001, 11:38 AM
#3
Registered User
Don't steal, the government hates competition
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June 19th, 2001, 11:52 AM
#4
Most Greaterlyist
The all-time classic has to be...
"How's my driving? Dial 1-800-EAT-S@!T."
It's an oldie, but a goodie.
It's good to be the King.
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June 19th, 2001, 12:05 PM
#5
Registered User
Jesus Saves Sinners... And Redeems Them For Valuable Prizes!
Lord, Save Me From Your Followers
Warning: I Brake For No Apparent Reason
Save The Trees: Eat A Beaver
Flash! Don't heckle the supervillain!
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June 19th, 2001, 12:15 PM
#6
drive any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield
I'm not wearing pants.
tell your girlfriend\boyfriend that I said thanks.
Step one: Steal underpants Step Two:........ Step Three: Profit
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June 19th, 2001, 12:19 PM
#7
my favorite one said,
"Welcome to Texas...now go home"
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June 19th, 2001, 12:29 PM
#8
I still miss my EX.....but my aim is getting better. <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0"> <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
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June 19th, 2001, 12:33 PM
#9
Registered User
"Arm the homeless"
"ARMED AND HAMMERED" (with the arm&hammer logo)
"Keep honkin I'm reloading" < got that one on my mom's mini-van <IMG SRC="smilies/biggrin.gif" border="0">
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU READING MY SIGNATURE FOR?!?
ONCE A GEEK ALWAYS A GEEK...
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June 19th, 2001, 12:37 PM
#10
Registered User
Oldie but goodie:
On the back of a Motorcycle Guy's Shirt:
"If you can read this, my wife fell off"
Matt
"If you have been tempted into evil, fly from it. It is not falling into the water, but lying in it, that drowns"
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June 19th, 2001, 02:05 PM
#11
i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol
Luke, OBGYN Kanobi is the only one!!
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June 19th, 2001, 02:05 PM
#12
i saw one on a jeep that was written upside down... said if you can read this please turn me over lol
Luke, OBGYN Kanobi is the only one!!
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June 19th, 2001, 02:39 PM
#13
Registered User
Former Dot Com Millionare...
On a 76' Pinto
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June 19th, 2001, 03:51 PM
#14
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June 19th, 2001, 04:29 PM
#15
My old Caprice had two bumper stickers.
One said "Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42"
The other was like one of those Jesus fish, except it was shaped like a rocket, and had the word "SCIENCE" in it. I got it from EvolveFish.com
I salvaged the Science emblem, but that Mad Scientist one will be hard to replace....
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