Favorite Quotes? famous or infamous

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by MacGyver:
hee hee, that is my current signature, too!

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
"Of all the thing that I have lost I miss my mind the most" Ozzy Osborne

It's one of my favorite quotes

"I don't pay to sleep with the Women, I pay them to go away when I am done" Prince of Moroco, talking about Call Girls.

[SubZero]

Another Willy Wonka - "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

Originally posted by Elbatcho:
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and that enables you to laugh at life's realities.
Dr. Seuss
"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."
Willy Wonka
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men"
Willy Wonka

[mdzum]

Originally posted by Bad ***:
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---------------------------------------------Originally posted by EvilKlown:
2) It's time to kick *** and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum - Duke Nukem

I believe this was said even earlier by Rowdy Roddy Piper in the 1988 film "They Live"

[Radical Dreamer]

Noone will ever need more than 640k of RAM

[Elbatcho]

Originally posted by The Big Q:
Another Willy Wonka - "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker"

Two more from Willy wonka, I love that movie.

"Little surprises around everywhere, but nothing dangerous. Don't be alarmed."
Willy Wonka
"When they leave here they'll be completely restored to their normal terrible old selves. But maybe they'll be a little wiser for the wear."
Willy Wonka

[Pyroate]

Murphy's Law #45: If it doesn't work get a bigger hammer.

[DharmaLion]

absolutly ANYTHING from "OfficeSpace"

also...

"Give me a woman who truly loves beer, and i shall conquer the world!" - Keiser Wilhelm

[medi-4]

my dad told me once that "you cant fix stupid no matter how hard you try " this was after he helped a woman who had locked her keys in her CONVERTABLE mazda miata oh and yes the top was down go figure

[Kymera]

"Whoa"
-Keanu Reeves
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
"Point Break"
"Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey"
"Johnny Mnemonic"
"The Devils Advocate"
"The Matrix"
"The Replacements"

[n8dawg]

there is two things in life i never pay for water and pu$$y they both come free - ice T

and of corse my sig bye scareface

[Jallentino]

Originally posted by Bad ***:
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---------------------------------------------Originally posted by EvilKlown:
Do as I say, not as I do....
-dunno
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That was Seth Gecko in From Dusk Till Dawn.
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1) Try Me. I'll make you Famous - Me

2) It's time to kick *** and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum - Duke Nukem

3) There are two kinds of people in this world, those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig - The man with no name (The Good, The Bad and The Ugly)

4) Talk amongst yourselves, I may be some time - (First Prize goes to anyone who can tell me which advert this came from...)

I'll make ya famous - Billy the kids in Young Guns 2

Talk amongst yourselves has to be the SNL skit Coffee Talk.

[CobraTekMax]

Originally posted by Kymera:
"Whoa"
-Keanu Reeves
"Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"
"Point Break"
"Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey"
"Johnny Mnemonic"
"The Devils Advocate"
"The Matrix"
"The Replacements"

ROFLMAO!!!

[CobraTekMax]

"I wasssssssssssss oncccccccccce a maaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn! A maaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn!"
-Cobra Commander "G.I. Joe: The Movie"

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From a button worn by a professional comic book writer attending ComicCon International:

Bite me fanboy, I have a pro badge.

[d0cman]

"Murphy was an optomist" - O'Toole's one and only Law.


This one sent me rolling in the isles in the theatre:

"I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell!" - Agent Smith