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    Talking HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

    ROTFLMAF How true it is. If computers could talk, you think we have stories, they would know everything that happen. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html" target="_blank">Here!</a>

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    Printed and hanging on the door to my office under a banner that reads: "Read before entering."

    That was Fargin' Funny.
    The Dragon has left the building.

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    I think that computer owner is actually my father writing under an assumed name....
    Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."

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    that describes almost every single user we got.

    My computers' slow...why?!.... weeell lets see...
    7 types of adobe open...check
    outlook open...check
    word? you bet
    real player, with real download and 'spinner' -check
    picnic basket - check

    DUH!

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    "This Einstein seems to think the area beneath my keys is a gateway to an interdimensional netherworld where crumbs are magically whisked away, never to be seen again." LMAF

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    Wow. I haven't read this one in a loooong time. But I still get a great chuckle out of it everytime I read it. What a dumb sh!t.
    Hello World

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    Thanks for bringing this one back to my attention!
    Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams

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    LOL!!

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    ....CD laughs so hard he falls out of chair....
    WHAT THE **** ARE YOU READING MY SIGNATURE FOR?!?

    ONCE A GEEK ALWAYS A GEEK...

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    I printed it out and set it on the coffee table...

    heh heh

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    ROFLMAO!!!!



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    unlike most onion articles, this one is actually happening all over the world as we speak. people shoulkd be required to have licenses to use computers.
    So, so busy lately. Oh, where do I start?

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    [quote]Originally posted by FastAndFurious:
    <strong>ROTFLMAF How true it is. If computers could talk, you think we have stories, they would know everything that happen. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html" target="_blank">Here!</a></strong><hr></blockquote>


    Humm My mac talks to me, I can even talk back to it.

    Serrious its a feature in the MAC OS. If I install software and when its done installing it will say "Software is done installing please click quit to exit or contenue for more options. " So I reply back saying Quit and it closes the Install program for me

    I love my mac. I can talk to it and it talks back with a nice girl voice ahhhh. JOY!
    http://www.amd.com/us-en/assets/cont...uts/athlon.gif

    Do you leak any fluids, do you have any bumps on your rear, do you have any unpleasant odors?
    If you answered yes to any of these then you are not qualified to own a new AMD ATHLON XP.
    If someone ask you if you are running the all-new fastest AMD ATHLON XP, just turn around and reply "WHY YES, AND ITS CERTIFIED"

    http://www.daemonprojects.com/

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    hahahah the onion rules.

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