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December 7th, 2001, 01:43 PM
#1
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
ROTFLMAF How true it is. If computers could talk, you think we have stories, they would know everything that happen. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html" target="_blank">Here!</a>
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December 7th, 2001, 02:23 PM
#2
Printed and hanging on the door to my office under a banner that reads: "Read before entering."
That was Fargin' Funny.
The Dragon has left the building.
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December 7th, 2001, 03:03 PM
#3
Driver Terrier
I think that computer owner is actually my father writing under an assumed name....
Never, ever approach a computer saying or even thinking "I will just do this quickly."
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December 7th, 2001, 05:51 PM
#4
Registered User
that describes almost every single user we got.
My computers' slow...why?!.... weeell lets see...
7 types of adobe open...check
outlook open...check
word? you bet
real player, with real download and 'spinner' -check
picnic basket - check
DUH!
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December 8th, 2001, 02:26 PM
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December 8th, 2001, 02:31 PM
#6
Registered User
Wow. I haven't read this one in a loooong time. But I still get a great chuckle out of it everytime I read it. What a dumb sh!t.
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December 8th, 2001, 07:09 PM
#7
Registered User
Thanks for bringing this one back to my attention!
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. -Douglas Adams
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December 8th, 2001, 07:37 PM
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December 8th, 2001, 07:43 PM
#9
Registered User
....CD laughs so hard he falls out of chair....
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU READING MY SIGNATURE FOR?!?
ONCE A GEEK ALWAYS A GEEK...
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December 8th, 2001, 07:48 PM
#10
Registered User
I printed it out and set it on the coffee table...
heh heh
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December 9th, 2001, 12:12 AM
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December 9th, 2001, 10:04 AM
#12
unlike most onion articles, this one is actually happening all over the world as we speak. people shoulkd be required to have licenses to use computers.
So, so busy lately. Oh, where do I start?
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December 9th, 2001, 07:49 PM
#13
[quote]Originally posted by FastAndFurious:
<strong>ROTFLMAF How true it is. If computers could talk, you think we have stories, they would know everything that happen. <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3636/counterpoint_technology.html" target="_blank">Here!</a></strong><hr></blockquote>
Humm My mac talks to me, I can even talk back to it.
Serrious its a feature in the MAC OS. If I install software and when its done installing it will say "Software is done installing please click quit to exit or contenue for more options. " So I reply back saying Quit and it closes the Install program for me
I love my mac. I can talk to it and it talks back with a nice girl voice ahhhh. JOY!
http://www.amd.com/us-en/assets/cont...uts/athlon.gif
Do you leak any fluids, do you have any bumps on your rear, do you have any unpleasant odors?
If you answered yes to any of these then you are not qualified to own a new AMD ATHLON XP.
If someone ask you if you are running the all-new fastest AMD ATHLON XP, just turn around and reply "WHY YES, AND ITS CERTIFIED"
http://www.daemonprojects.com/
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December 9th, 2001, 09:55 PM
#14
Adm¡nistrator
hahahah the onion rules.
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