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May 15th, 2001, 09:53 AM
#1
 From a Galaxy far, far away....
Came a hero of intergalatic proportions, faster than a disk crash, more powerful than a team of lawyers. He hides in the shadows, fighting piracy from behind his desk. With his trusty sidekick "Clippy" and his special powers, namely being able to turn ordinary objects into $100 bills. He has sworn to fight the evil Tux and his Open Source Army, fear in his presence and make way for...
Microsoft Man!
OK, OK so I made it all up,  but if you were a Superhero what would be your name, who would you fight and what special powers would you possess???
Good day to be alive, sir
Good day to be alive he says, yeah
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May 15th, 2001, 10:11 AM
#2
Registered User
Originally posted by Geek #1:
OK, OK so I made it all up, but if you were a Superhero what would be your name, who would you fight and what special powers would you possess???
Thunder Thighs! I would use my thighs of steel to crush your head like a coconut!!
"There is always a need for intoxication: China has opium, Islam has hashish, the West has woman."
André Malraux
(1901-1976)
"Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help."
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May 15th, 2001, 10:12 AM
#3
Tha Pimp or SuperD**k
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May 15th, 2001, 10:14 AM
#4
Registered User
If it aint broke, don't fix it....... If it's broke, buy a new one 
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May 15th, 2001, 10:17 AM
#5
Originally posted by Lycia:
Thunder Thighs! I would use my thighs of steel to crush your head like a coconut!!
Why would people have their heads there? 
"The older you get the more rules they are going to try and get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man! L-I-V-I-N!" ~~~ Wooderson
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May 15th, 2001, 10:20 AM
#6
Originally posted by Lycia:
Thunder Thighs! I would use my thighs of steel to crush your head like a coconut!!
Can i be your arch enemy? rofl
"Computers are useless, they can only give you answers"
-Pablo Picasso
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May 15th, 2001, 10:28 AM
#7
Registered User
The Artisan formerly known as A+Tech.
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May 15th, 2001, 10:49 AM
#8
i think i would be like a robin hood cuz i cannt stand the goverment maybe a zoro. with stealth and a way to manipulate the way i look i would be very intelligent. i would fight for a better way of life they would call me ghetto man. the goverment is shaking in there boots now *** i say it loud GHETTO MAN
Impounded impressions of aggressive democracy see lil need to help poverty/
A land of freedom? Of wealth? Of justice?
I fear not for me, but for my children to wake up and see, that I am nothing but a slave
In modern society
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May 15th, 2001, 10:59 AM
#9
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May 15th, 2001, 11:59 AM
#10
I guess I would be Samurai Cynic: for my ability to crush the cheerful and idealistic *except for those who love the Miami Dolphins, they're going all the way this year, dammit* Failing that I'll just cut down my foes with my Daisho. I also have the ability to make time run slow and stun my enemies in submission or make my dazzling escape when I discuss "tech-talk" or "history of art"
"Teach the ignorant, care for the dumb, punish the stupid."
-how to live a life well spent
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May 15th, 2001, 12:02 PM
#11
Registered User
Originally posted by Lycia:
Thunder Thighs! I would use my thighs of steel to crush your head like a coconut!!
can i be first  ))
Life is like a bowl of rotten cherries that molden over
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May 15th, 2001, 12:11 PM
#12
Most Greaterlyist
SUPER GROVER!!!!! Soft furry muppet that can fly and crash into sh_* to likk enemy's nothing can hurt SUPER GROVER, cuz HE'S NOT REAL!!!!!
It's good to be the King.
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May 15th, 2001, 12:12 PM
#13
Registered User
I'd use my Native American name : One-who-runs-at-first-sign-of-danger. I wouldn't be a very effective Super-hero. My super powers would be the Hypercringe, the Adrenoboost and my personal favorite . . . SpeedyFeet. These abilities, coupled with my innate Danger Sense would enable me to aviod danger and evil doers nearly 100% of the time.
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May 15th, 2001, 12:20 PM
#14
Look who's that in the server room?
is it a bird?
is it a plane?
NO! It's Techman!!
Yes Techman!! who can change the course of mighty bit streams...leap over the tallest desktop...bend a Unix manual in his bare hands and who disguised as mild mannered Sysadmin Budster64 fights for truth, justice, and the minimum wage!!
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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May 15th, 2001, 12:23 PM
#15
ok FINE I was making that up about the minimum wage thing... I don't make that much.
When cometh the day we lowly ones
Through quiet reflection and great dedication
Master the art of karate
Lo, we shall rise up
And then we'll make the bugger's eyes water
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